Tekst piosenki
"This recording, is a collection
of unintended indiscretions before microphone"
"Oh who locked the door?"
"A hard man is good to find."
"Open the door!"
"The principles.. of friction"
[Nice] This feeling's a function, so step to this
[Serch] Ain't the average boys who do this
[Nice] Door is opened, to office summoned
[Serch] Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")
[Nice] Reception warm, not a handshake
My hands shook, barrier's about to break
[Serch] She was seated, legs long and slammin
[Nice] Oval office opened, so let's begin!
Push my point across, firmly
[Serch] Core proposal
[Nice] Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")
I serve you with motion
and doors open wider, coast in
[Serch] Secretary said, "Put Serch on line two..
Yo, put him on hold!"
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 4X)
* [MC Serch] - speaking in background *
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man
I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off
Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!
Move your elbow, yo, you're not dickin on me
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin
You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin
Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!
[Serch] The meeting rotates
[Nice] Mockneck or cactus?
"They got my head boss.."
[BOTH] She attacked us!
[Nice] With a treaty for disarmament
[Serch] We signed
[Nice] Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright alright alright..")
So I disarmed
[Serch] And I poured the Scotch
And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?
("Oh my goodness!")
[Nice] Yeah, I reckon
You keep minutes, I'll let you get second
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed
Presidential pardon, let me G yo!
[Serch] Lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue
[Nice] The Oval Office work is never done!
[Serch] Never done!
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
* [MC Serch] - [Pete Nice] speaking in background *
Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have sex?
Nah man
It was you that did it!
Filet of sole on the Oval Office
on a peanut butter leg
Yo..
She got down to my knees and it spread!
"That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat 2X)
[Nice] G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat
The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet
[Serch] Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway
[Nice] Serch said
[Serch] Prime, let's do the three the hard way!
[Nice] And knockin like we're knockin
[Serch] BOOTS!
The office flooded with the sex check suits
Deploy missiles of the MX variety
[Nice] Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me
[Serch] I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased
* woman moaning "uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh" *
And in the Oval Office
[Nice] Finally peace!
Motions carried out, played it like Presidents
[Serch] What's the Oval Office?
[Nice] Our permanent residence!
[Serch] Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis
[Nice] Aiyyo Bush!
[Serch] We're audi like Elvis!
Aiyyo Serch you're in there man
You're finally in there, for the first time man!
"Victims of these classic boners.."
Yo move that thick body of yours
Move that thick white body!
"Victims of these classic boners.."
[MC Serch]
Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE!
I've got the woody!
I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head
"Victims of these classic boners.."
I can feel it!You gotta understand see
"Victims of these classic boners.."
Gotta understand the subject of the topic
There's too much butt-waxin, no --
there's too much vaseline usage
There's too much KY jelly
Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!
I have the woody man, I have
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN
You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man
I think you are my auntie
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office
You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man
I'm a great man, you're a flabber man
Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?
I heard Rob never got the wood
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie
And I heard Seth Lover?He got the WRONG woodie
He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!
Aiyyo I'm goin home man; I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)
I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades
Ostatnio szukane utwory:
All Day Long I Dream About Sex
JC Chasez
So you wanna be a rockstar Keep it going, don't stop Work it while you're on top, call the cops Rollercoaster riding, baby Up and down I love to watc...
Nekonečná láska
Jean Bosh
Chyť sa mojej ruky Aby sme pohli svetom Ou Pretože dať je skvelé pretože ja žijem v pokoji Pretože nič mi nechýba la la la Poď s láskou kráčať...
Swallowing Daggers
JBM
I picked you up When they called me Your dress is torn, eyes are worn And you got scars on your knees You say you're changing, but that ain't how it...
Blowing Me Up (With Her Love)
JC Chasez
Saw you 'round the other day, Shorty she was all the way Looked like you were feeling me So I had to come and see Girl he wasn't tryin' to hate But sh...
Kad Nas Ne Bude
Jelena Radan
Očekuj me, u snu ću ti doći Zakloni me, i sve će brzo proći Kad nas ne bude, o, kad nas ne bude Neki drugi bit će tu, u ovom snu I kad ne ide...
Build Some Love
JC Chasez
I've been standing in the shadows Where everyday feels like night It's like trying to watch the wind blow I just need to feel your light Your hear...
Red October
JBM
The sea, the breeze The hillsides dressed in red october leaves Couldn't keep my mind off you You're in everything I see And it isn't the way you hol...
Moonwatcher
JBM
The wind blew down Through the cracks of the home And the frozen sides of it creaked One day I'd of liked to see you come Stay the night and fill me w...
Now and Forever
JC Chasez
Whenever I'm weary From the battles that rage in my head You make sense of madness When my sanity hangs by a thread I lose my way but still you se...
Come To Me
JC Chasez
Traveling the galaxies on telepathic roads Singing in the distance, clouds of breath out in the cold All of my desires waiting for someone to hold So...
Build My World
JC Chasez
Clear my eyes it's the morning after Did I fall in love, or did I find disaster? Take a second just to breathe I pick my heart up off my sleeve, yea...
Everything You Want
JC Chasez
The shame is in the greed No, no The distance of being just out of reach Is taking its effect on me Why do I feel the needs of guilty tendencies Eati...
Better Than Love
JC Chasez
I woke up in this moment To everything undone I wasn't waiting for anything But still here you come You're better than love You're all that I ne...
Winter ghosts
JBM
By the window up in the bedroom I can hear the storm come From many roads away And it brings the night If the ones who died sit around me I hope...
Ostatnio dodane piosenki
She calls out to the man on the street "Sir, can you help me? It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep Is there somewhere you can tell me?" He walks on...
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me T...
Wszystko ma tutaj wielki sens ścieżki spętane przerażeniem świątek srożący się przy drodze i w ustach chleba kwaśny kęs Wszystko ma tutaj...
Nocami być razem jest prościej, we władzy ciała jest dusza, nic nas nie drażni, nie złości, poważnych tematów się nie porusza. Zamykam oczy i b...
Chcę wolne od zaraz Chcę wyjechać daleko Chcę pobyć tam sama Chcę się poczuć tam lekko Chcę wolne natychmiast Chcę inny krajobraz I dźwięki,...
Zeszłam ze szczytu w nowej sukience Nikt mnie nie widzi, może nadal tam jestem Byłam na szczycie, stamtąd trudno jest dostrzec Że w mieście moim są...
Nie rozumiesz Nie rozumiesz Jak bardzo kocham Cię ! Czy to wszytko poszło w piach? Czy to wszystko zniszczył czas ? Płoniemy, płoniemy Teraz p...
Freon (ft. Dawid Podsiadło, Duit)
[Zwrotka 1: Oskar] Później leżą patrząc w sufit, to spółka w takich bajkach Szlugi, potem drugi, kółka z Lucky Strike'a Na podłodze sterta ubrań: m...
Zabierz tę miłość (ft. Julia Wieniawa)
Zabierz tę miłość Nie mogę jej już znieść Uczucia giną Jak deszcz i śnieg Poganiam je Wyprzedzasz mnie Przecież też wiesz Mijamy się Moja ni...
[Intro: Rafał Walentynowicz] O 15:30 Solar i Białas w asyście ochroniarzy, policji i straży miejskiej pojawili się w Liceum im. Batorego w Warszawie....
Za krótki sen (ft. Dawid Podsiadło)
To był tylko za krótki sen Przeleciałam przez palce w cień Tuż pod tafla się rozbił nurt Szara woda porwała mnie To był tylko za krótki sen Pow...
Przypływy (ft. Ralph Kaminski)
Z prądem przypłynąłeś do mnie Zatrzęsienie Krąży we mnie teraz wszystko Dokąd – nie wiem Czy to normalne jest By z dnia na dzień oszaleć tak M...
Słodka jak truskawki latem A trzyma w łapie tylko kubek słonych łez Skromna jak pole fiołkowe I to w ponury dzień Ej, chyba dzwoni kurier Tylko s...
Nie wiem czy to miało sens Hulać tak, hulać tak Kolejny raz Carpe diem z dnia na dzień A potem sza Cicho sza, cicho sza Sorka za ten telefon...
Na serio tak wleciała z takim różowym outfitem, cała odpalona Wyszła z limuzyny Wchodzę do szkoły dobrze ubrana SGH, Dolce Gabbana Wreszcie Juli...
Wakacje w Warszawie idą całkiem płynnie Ty wciąż tańczysz, ja wciąż oblewam siebie winem Taki chyba biznes Robię ci już setne zdjęcie Sama nie wie...
Zakochałam się w nieznajomym Zobaczyłam go w tramawaju Chyba w dziesiątce Na wyścigi bez biletu błądzę Na pierwszą lekcję nieprzygotowana Spóźnię...
nie byłem sam choć bylem sam i mówię wam, ze to zero dram i mogę grać dalej stać nie będę bać się uwierz waść nie chcesz mnie znać nie chce c...
Niech widza jaka z nas jest para Od różańca i browara Wszyscy się na nas patrzą W rytm tańca klaszczą Zobacz jestem idealna spadam z nieba jak ma...
Wow Chuja kładę na was robię czystkę Niepozorny chłopiec, który rozjebie Ci biznes Wkoło cały dzień, cały dzień piszę listy Sobel przecież nie jes...
Inne piosenki wykonawcy
[MC Serch] Real cool.. "Brooklyn's in the house" (4X) "Brook, Brook, Brooklyn New York!" "Brooklyn's in the house" {*Richie Rich - "Brooklyn"*} Verse...
* Daddy Rich scratches "Brooklyn!" * * 3 bars of drum beats * * Daddy Rich scratches "Brooklyn!" * Verse One: MC Serch Real cool.. cause Brooklyn's...
[Pete Nice] Never had a wasted mind, had the time Erectin rhyme I cause gifted lines The flows I knows puts the papers in pockets Swings of things, ob...
A-B-C-D-E (Wait, Alan, may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?) No no no, dis is my spot Don't try and steal my spot A - A is for...
{*breathing like Darth Vader*} The next selection is.. bass filled.. Musical compisition, entitled.. Microphone Techniques.. Please check it out.. [G...
Aiyyo Pete, it's Chubbs [Chubb] Sup G? [Serch] Yo Pete [Nice] Yo Serch [Serch] You know people tryin to gel us right? Try to gel [Chubb] Yeah dat [Ser...
Antoine, Antoine's got something here Ro-roll that window We have to turn around because I want to shoot you Park the limousine, in front of the swamp...
[MC Serch] Beef not needed to waste one cause trouble don't feed the bass drum Some so feeble, so play the hoodlum A humdrum liver in bedlam Bet your...
Pop Goes the Weasel (Radio Edit)
Let's all sing, Pop Goes the Weasel! [Pete Nice] Pop goes the, pop goes the windin of the weasel I see the empty pocket needs a refill [MC Serch] I...
Daddy Rich in the Land of 1210
Who's car is that?" "Hey rock that shit homey" "Yeah man that's Daddy's car, man Daddy Rich You never watch him on TV?" "What's yo' name?" {Daddy Ri...
Knock knock knock knock, come in come in! Knock knock knock knock, come in come in! Knock knock knock knock, come in!! Who's at my door?(I don't know...
[Pete Nice] Juveniles won't smile, vows are reckless Sexless raceless souls unrespected Hooligans and street urchins lurkin Doin hoods, a neighborhood...
Knowledge on the court, observin what is all around The light goes up, my mic blows up, the silence is now sound Hearin and fearin, the momentum of th...
[Pete Nice] Ace is the place with the helpful hardware Prime's got a spare, it's truth or dare [MC Serch] Stare into the face of a kid who is a hypoc...
"Here's my advice to all amateurs plannnnnnnning to give a performace: speak up, and keep the act moving" [MC Serch] Servin the role, a sole step-chi...
Flippin' Off the Wall Like Lucy Ball
[MC Serch singing throughout] But my balls itch!!*laughter* Oooooooooh! Dedicated to my man, Pete Nice, knahmsayin? *laughter* Oahhhh I got.. HA HAH...
[MC Serch] Set to decide, who's on the inside track but you slack and so another dive and you lounge - but who's shoes would you be in? Wake up, it's...
Don't drink the milk (why?) IT'S SPOILED! [Pete Nice] Eyes slow to open, alarm clock's broken I'm steppin out the bed but ain't a booty line spoken S...
"And so, my fellow Americans Ask not.. what your country can do for you Ask what you can do for your country" -> President John F. Kennedy "And no...
[MC Serch] Tight fit, dim lit spot, is where I'm movin to Sweaty but these slow tracks start soothin you Light-skinned, steps into the picture Program...
You do not dig them, so you say TRY THEM! TRY THEM and you may Try them and you may, I say.. [Pete Nice] Slave drivers on your dollar bills that buil...
Aiyyo man, my labelmate Don Newkirk Man step to him [Don Newkirk] Thanks Serch! And now... for the Prime Minister Sinister.. Pete.. N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-...
Alright coming up now another request (this one) This time from the boys down at Anna's Pizza Paradise A new arrangement of a great oldie in rhythm an...
Portrait of the Artist as a Hood
Today I'm prepared to bring specific charges against certain members working in an industry that reaches into every household in the country [Pete Ni...
"You are sleeping!You do not want to believe. You are sleeping!" * DJ Richie Rich cuts "Guide you out of triple stage darkness" -> Rakim, +I Ain't...
"At the sound of the tone, the time will be twelve A.M." * about a dozen alarm clocks and grandfather clocks go off * [MC Serch] Ready in the intro,...