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once upon a time i got really fucking drunk

we drank all night

we drank everywhere

we drank on the side of the road

we didn't care

then i went for a ride in a friend's car

he didn't drink so everything was alright


the car stopped

the engine turned

and so did my head

on to the seat

i fell asleep

i wished i was dead

you know it really blew

i wish it happened to you

and then the car stopped

but not my head

out came some vomit

and hit the cement

at least it didn't hit the car

we went into a restaraunt

they got some food

i barfed a lot

and got the police called on me

i ran into

the bathroom

and passed out in the stall the

cops they

searched my friends car

they didn't find any beer at all

you know those fucking dicks

they told my friend's parents

they thought he was drunk 

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