Wheeler Walker Jr.

My gal, she don't need no diamond rings She don't need to get advice from fashion magazines My gal, she don't need my fame, now let me make that clear Doesn't want to hear "I love you" whispered in her ear Only one thing that she needs And it's right bet...

You left me on the curb, just my dick in my hand Said that you were runnin' off with a better lookin' man Soon you'll be, runnin' back to me Cause since you left me girl Well, I'm the hottest shit in town And I ain't got enough dick to go around Since y...

You got your momma's eyes and your daddy's cock In a few short years, you'll be ready to rock, my son And boy you'll have some fun You just came out of a pussy hole And you'll be back in one before you know, young man You'll have more than you can stand...

My party life Traded in for a kid and a wife No more being alone I got home Instead of sex with whore I wake you up, girl, when you snore Instead of bangin' sluts I wipe the baby's butt Now we do anal and the dishes Sunday shopping with them Walmart...

Friday night, friends at the bar Outside, hot boxed in the car Heard the band, steel guitar So we followed our way to the song Inside, group of hot girls Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel Band's swinging, take her for a twirl So we danced all nigh...

Every woman that I meet is a headache Spends my money and it ends in heartbreak See no reason to repeat my mistakes I'm better off alone beatin' off Every woman that I meet is unfaithful Every guy in town is stuffin' her puss hole Y'all can have her, I...

Well it's been two weeks now since we split apart And I’m crying every time I hear your name So I guess you're really gone, and I best be moving on And I gotta get myself back in the game While Rita's blowing me I miss you desperately I'm screwing Mary-...

Drop 'em out 1, 2, 3, 4 Drop 'em out Let me see them titties Gonna take a long look at those tig 'ol bitties Areolas lookin' nice, nipples lookin' real pretty Come on let me gander at your boobs Drop 'em out Let me see them knockers Gonna take a long...

Don't understand the gals I meet much lately Never sure quite what they wanna hear They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub All I really wanted was a beer Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts Can't hold their liquor so they stick a bu...

Friday night I just got off work My boss, man, he's such a jerk So after work I went to his house Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' ass Eatin' pussy and kickin' as...

Girl, I ain't too good at saying What I'm feeling deep inside Usually I hide, just hold it in But lookin' at you laying Right here by my side I want you to know I love you even when You're not sucking my dick You're not squeezing my balls You're not l...

Girl you said that it's over, it's time for goodbye But you were never the one that I had in my eye No I only got close because honestly I wanna climb all the way up your family tree Cause if I had my druthers I'd buttfuck both your brothers Then I'd gr...

On my couch with a joint and a beer She don't like it, I don't care She gets pissed and I tell her, chill She gets mad again Fightin', fuckin', fartin' till the end Then we'll wake up and we'll do it all again Fightin', fuckin', fartin' through the nigh...

Hold up, I think my dick got stuck Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up Want me to fuck and then bust a nut? Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt You can try, play with your tits Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit If you want my dick inside your muf...

You say we’re done You packed up your stuff It’s really over Said you’ve had enough There’s one thing I’d like to say ‘Fore you leave Fuck you bitch You broke my heart Fuck your friends For tearing us apart Fuck your dog Hope he never comes home...

When I fuck you with the lights on I wanna do it all night long Wanna see them ol' titties flappin' Flip that switch, baby, make it happen Come on, honey, do we have a deal? I'll split your legs in the electric [milk?] Girl, I'll write you a love, love,...

Bein' on the road, it sure gets lonely Well, sittin' in this house gets lonely too Been workin' all night on this apology Well hold your horses, 'cause I got one for you As long as you're coming clean I guess I'll come clean too While you were fuckin' a...

I'm sorry I fucked your friend and finished on her ass I'm sorry that you found out from a student in your class Sorry 'bout your cousin Jane, sorry I jacked her off It was all we did I swear, I was drunk, my dick got soft I'm fuckin' it up by fuckin' aro...

Some people smoke meth Some people smoke crack Some people snort coke Off of Ricky's ball sack I've tried 'em all Don't get me wrong The best high there is Comes from a bong I like smokin' pot a lot I like gettin' stoned alone I like vapin' weed in...

Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class And they are hitting me up for a backstage pass All the ladies get wet when I roll into town Sso if my dick is up tell me then why am i down? Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry...

Flashback, I was just 16 Lookin' at pictures in a magazine All it would take for me to cream Was a girl in a nightgown But the girls these day I swear Laying out in their underwear Snapping titties like they didn't care If they spread all over town Wel...

Don't want no conversation Gimme that poon Don't wanna hear about your situation Gimme that poon Don't need that small-talk bullshit Shut up I don't want to hear it Gimme that poon Gimme that poon Gimme that poon Manager is on the phone for a slice o...

All those LA west coast silicone women Really think they're hot But it's no fun titty fuckin' titties when the titties are hard as rocks And up in New York City all them uptight bitties Like to shave their cooch But I prefer a little fur on my burger If...

Wheeler Walker Jr. motherfuckers I'm back I got pussy on the brain And a dick covered in purple vein Got a girl in Memphis and one in Baton Rogue Dietician in Austin who thinks that my dick is better than food Twins in Oakland: one watches, one pounds a...

[Verse 1] American by birth and Southern by the grace of God Means that everything I do, I do it right New York and California, you can go and have your fun But down here I got a list of what I like [Chorus 1] Eating tater tots and pussy Sucking Mounta...

Last couple of years been good the me Made a couple of bucks, got a new 3-D TV Bought my old woman a brand new set of tits Tested 'em out and buddy, they’re the shit I'm a rich sumbitch I ain't poor no more Got a California King No more sleeping on the...

You fell out your mama's puss and I cried them happy tears Never thought I'd feel this way after all my outlaw years I love you more than life itself and I'm blessed as I can be But Son, save some titty milk for me That's why God gave her two: One for me...

You ain't much to look at You could lose a few You got saggy titties But tonight it'll do Cause I learned a lesson A long time ago Beggars can't be choosin' When the bar starts to close Sit on my face, 'cause I ain't too picky And ride my mouth Til...

I don't know what's happening here 'Cause I ain't even had a beer But oh, you sure look purdy Nice to have a reason to smile 'Cause we've been hangin' for a little while And oh, thing's still ain't shitty Call it crazy, call it love Somehow I still ain...

Sneakin’ out of my house I was just sixteen Met you in the dark down by the creek We’d mess around until we got cold feet Summers in Kentucky they were hard to beat Twenty five years later our lives have changed Meeting girls on the road who are half my...

Feelin' frisky on a Friday night But there ain't no pussy in the bar tonight A lot of guys givin' me the eye So I might as well give this a try I need some action And I need it quick Which one o' you queers gonna suck my dick? People shake when I walk...