Wayne Brady

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100th Episode Hoedown

Wayne Brady: One hundred episodes of Whose Line, lord it changed my life, It gave me financial security, for myself and my wife. So thank you ABC and Warner Brothers you're my friend, 'Cause if it wasn't for Whose Line, I'd be on UPN. Drew Carey: Well...

A Change Is Gonna Come

I was born by the river in a little tent just like that river i been runnin' ever since its been a long,long time comin but i know change is gonna come its been too hard livin' but i'm afraid to die, cause i dont know whats up there; the other side its been...

All I Do

You made my soul a burnin’ fire You’re gettin’ to be my one desire You’re gettin’ to be all that matters to me But let me tell you, let me tell you, girl I hope and pray each day I live A little more love I’ll have to give A little more love that’s devo...

All Naturally

I love to see you in the morning right as you're waking up I'm sure the last thing on your mind is just how good you look You never have to try hard Your beauty's way off the charts Waking up with you still takes my breath away Cause it's so amazing girl...

Arrested Hoedown

Don't make fun of the police, I say "stop," Because one of my best friends is a cop. Because I like the way that they do their thing, I say, hey, it's a good thing my name isn't Rodney King. When I was arrested, it wasn't good for me, They beat me and th...

Arrested Hoedown Number 2

There I go, I'm in my car cruisin', Problem is, I've been out earlier boozin'. I shouldn't have done, the bad things that I did, The only upside is that I was arrested by Ingrid. The subject of my last arrest, well I dont wanna delve, They put me on the...

Astronaut Hoedown

Let me tell you something, my girlfriend, I was a slob, But now look who's laughing, astronaut, it is my job. Flyin' around the universe, that is my duty, I even made a pit stop in Mars and got some Martian booty. Well I work for NASA, and it is a great p...

Back In The Day

This beat makes me reminisce Takes me back to our first kiss Carved our names on a big oak tree I heart you and you heart me New Edition on the radio I had a Commodore 64 We used to sit close on my bedroom floor But mama never let us close the door We used to...

Backstreet Boys Hoedown

Yee-haw! Them Backstreet Boys, I think they really stink It isn't anything personal, they're just not in sync This might be kinda weird, it could be a shock But I still got a poster of the New Kids On the Block Well, I hate radio today They don't have...

Beautiful Ugly

Sitting here on the porch On this winters night, And we just got into another bad fight, U said U dont need me anymore, So what am I supposed to do, Hearing something like this, Ill do what any man would do, Pack my things and split, But before I go tell me on...

Birth Hoedown

Thank goodness for my mom that I was made It was 27 years ago that my dad got laid That's right, you see, upon closer inspection I'm standing here 'cause she didn't use protection When a woman gives birth her man is filled with pride All through the deli...

Can't Buy Me Love

Can't buy me love, Money can't buy me love Can't buy me love, Money can't buy me love Can't buy me love, buy me love Listen I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend If it makes you feel alright I'll get you anything, my friend If it makes you feel alright I'...

Cheese Hoedown

When it comes to improv, on the top we sits In fact, I feel just like an unopened box of Ritz I hate making jokes like this, even though I'm blacker But if we're talking about this, I'm the cheese and they're the crackers I love eating cheese, I love it a...

Clang Bang Clang Bang Clang Clang Bang Bang Clang Bang

22 skidoo! What will you do with your trash? What can you do with that thing? Because it's quite important, I will tell you brother You've gotta get a trash receptacle just ask your mother You've got to clang bang clitty clang went out the trash Clang...

Clubs Spears And Shields

Come on everybody! Kid (Kid) Rock! I know you're thinking that I don't got no armor I think if she's hurt then I might just harm her You got to get the shield, you get real It's the real deal, you might feel the shield Let's all squeal, oh tell my boy y...

Cop Show Hoedown

Boy, oh listen, nothing amuses me Than sitting at home and watching reality TV Now, that show COPS, I think that it's the bomb Until I turn it on and say, "Damn, that's my mom!" Yee! I love me a cop show, that you can be sure Until one night I'm watchi...

Evicted

How many months have gone by since you paid your rent How many months have gone by since the check was sent And now I've gone to the probator for a tease And they've given me this paper and you just want to see Oh, it's starting to happen No need to pred...

F.W.B.

Honey, listen There's something we've been missing But I'm worried that this just might cross the line See we're laughing, you touch me And I feel it go right though me This chemistry's driving me out my mind listen baby I, Im just so attracted baby And there...

Hey! I Think We're Going In Circles

Well, now let me tell you something Let me tell you cabbie Where the hell we're going, why don't you just show me I think we're going around in cir in cir in cir in circles Hey look, and look at that house over there It's the fifteenth time we've been by...

Howard

Well Now, Howard, I'm talkin' to you Howard, makes the casa de poo Howard, he's got great taste He's never one to let anything go to waste He's Howard, never takes a nap He's Howard, he never gives a crap He's Howard, he's always full He knows a place...

I ain't movin'

We've been there, done that Flew high, fell flat Love kept us ridin' on this roller coaster Theres no mystery, We've got history So right here with me Thats where you supposed to be As long as I'm breathing there's a chance (Oohh Baby there's a chance) Call m...

I Can't Pronounce The Driver's Name

Now let me tell you something I pay my fare I wanna pay you to get me from here to there But oh no nothing, oh man stop blab What the hell did you say? What's your name? Punjab? Now if you don't know my name don't blame it on me Because my name is of a...

I Found Him In Bed With My Best Girl

There's a reason that I'm standing out here Because of that man that I've been with for more than a year It was a Sunday afternoon and I thought we'd have brunch But then when I walked inside the door he was having something else for lunch I see how men c...

Make Heaven Wait

I see you smiling everyday Looking back at me Like nothing ever changed I swear I heard you call my name But in reality, its just your picture in a frame Why am I here without you When there was so much left for us to do How could the Angels come so soon If I...

Ordinary

All of our friends keep saying we should be more social Cuz we keep to ourselves most of the time They just don't understand what we got going on Cause a love like this is so hard to find Don't wanna live by no one else's designs Though every day ain't glamoro...

Scary Wife Hoedown

Oh, I got married about a year ago I'm as happy as can be, I think you all should know But my wife, I'm glad I did marry Except in the morning, she looks like Drew Carey Well, Wayne gets worried about his little wife Because she is the love of his life...

Shoplifting Hoedown

Wayne Brady: Whoo! I sure love this one! When I was younger, took a field trip to the zoo I was really mischievous, so here's what I would do But my crime, damn, it made me dance I tried to put a cheetah and a rhino in my pants Greg Proops: When I go...

Skydiving Hoedown

When I started dating, they say "You're insane" "Wayne, why do you take your date stuffed in a plane?" Because I know that a girl loves the way I go And so if the date goes well, guess who'll be yelling "Geronimo!" Well, I say skydiving's the best way to...

Sweetest Berry

You possess a beauty deep within That soothes me when I'm around you Your skin is butterscotch on porcelain My sweet tooth's glad I found you Now I'm in search of words to sing A melody fit for a queen As sweet as what I'm feeling in my heart Like sugar on th...

The Harley Of Seville

Once upon a time I had a car but it didn't go far And so I had to get a bike that I like so then I went to a bar I asked a gentlemen, please, for the keys to the Harley of Seville Yes, the Harley of Seville! You want a bike so bike you will give I do not...

The High-Low

Youre listening to Wa wa wicked Radio Wayne Uh This goes out to all my people. This is your boy Wayne and Im gonna teach you a brand new dance. So I want you to get up yea you, you too, Get up Uh oh Get Ready, Get Ready. Here we go First thing you gotta do...

You And Me

The lawyers talking I cant hear Thinking back when did we go wrong Can't make the past just disappear We've got this baby let's be strong and I know we'll move on with our lives but I know that we'll be just fine Cause she's got your eyes, And that crooked sm...

Your Air Freshener Smells Like Crap

What's that in the air? I smell something I don't like And what's that in the air, it smells like crap I get in your cab You you! Your air freshener smells like doo doo! Oh my god this seat smells like crap! Oh when I smell your air I say no no I don'...