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My cat’s about to pop. In a few more days I’ll have a… Bag O’kittens Bag O’kittens. She’s gonna have them in my bed. I wanna shoot them in the head don’t want no… Bag O’kittens Bag O’kittens I guess I’ll feed them to my dog. As I should have all along. 

Saw a blind man the other day. Stole his pencils and ran away. Saw a man dieing in the street. Said, “Go to hell if you can’t take the heat.” Give up, I don’t know why you try. Give up, you know you going to die. Give up, it’s all a stupid joke....

Hey baby I got clubfoot, hey mama I got clubfoot. Isn’t that neat? I can’t hardly even walk, I can’t even put on socks. Isn’t that neat? I got clubfoot I can hardly walk. I got clubfoot can’t put on socks. I got clubfoot and I can’t get a date...

See the heffer in the pasture chewing on its cud. See the sphincter at her back door that’s where I’ll put my pud. Six tits are better than two you better believe it buddy. Cow fuckers of America come along with me and… Fuck a cow, fuck a cow, fuck a...

You should die but they won’t let you. They’ve plugged you in so you have to, stay alive cause they don’t want to, let you die like your supposed to. Life is nimble, death is quick. Who knows the cure for what makes you sick? How much longer will m...

Forget about friendship, be everyone’s friend. Suffocate your feelings, play games and pretend. Act out the role you must want to play. Ignore yourself, you’ll go away. Friend for life means give me head. Friend for life means get me blown. Fri...

Screwed up in the head, since the day I was born. Heads’s on backwards, can’t tell right from wrong. Every fuckin’ chance I get I keep on blowing it. Fuck Shit Up No Escape Brain just lazy, or was I brought up wrong. I keep on trying, but I ca...

There will never be a world of peace, until all human life has ceased. It’ll only take a couple of minutes to kill the world and everything in it. Get on with it end it all. Watch each other die in a fireball. Let it boil curdle and rot. Put an end to...

My body’s aching, my mind’s running wild, my lungs are burning, no teeth left to smile. My skins infected, my leg’s bent and bruised, my eyes are nearsighted, I think I’ve been abused. I did it to myself. I can’t blame no one else. I didn’t...

John Hinckley Jr.’s brains not dead. It’s leading subliminal armies instead. It’s insane, I’m insane, it’s turned its power to pain It’s insane, I’m insane, it’s Hinckley, it’s Hinckley’s brain! All insane assassins will be relieved, Cause Hinckl...

I wish I was dead and then I won’t have to put up with ignorant fuck-ups like you anymore. The things you say make me just so insane I just want to put a bullet to my brain and end this pain. 

As a dog returneth to it’s vomit a fool returneth to his folly! We will reach our goal when we have the courage to laugh as we destroy! If the Chinese march four abreast into the ocean the line would never end! More than 70% of all auto owners spen...

Based on a Dead Kennedys Song Think your rad cuz you shoot junk. You think it’s cool, we think it’s fucked! I give you my friendship and what do I get, sold off for another fix. If you’ve come to score get out here, find somewhere else to squelch...

It’s a tool for every need. It’s nice to have around. I like to have it near. It’s always getting lost. It’s my favorite little thing but where can I find it. 

Liar, liar pants on fire hanging from the telephone wire. Nanny, nanny, nanny! Made you look you dirty crook you stole your mother’s pocketbook. Nanny, nanny, nanny! 

All the time your getting drunk. Your attitude is such an act. I can’t believe the things you do. Your sense of humor’s really cracked. How do you live the way you do? Is loss of reality really so much fun? Obnoxious teenage Drunk Olympics, lets...

Get up at five o’clock go to work. Fell like shit, too little sleep. Gotta get to work on time or I’ll get fired. Why am I always so fucking tired? Working life’s going nowhere. I’m digging a deeper hole! The further I go the less I get. The prob...

You ain’t got no leather jacket. You ain’t got no red mohawk. You ain’t got no engineer boots. You ain’t got no crass albums. Regan sucks, give me a beer! You’ll never be as punk as me. Puppycore, woof, woof! Puppycore, you’ll never be as punk...

I think your middle age world is fucked. I think your middle class minds are stuck. I think your middle of the road laws are blind. I think your meddle with the world too much. I think your middle age body is sick. I think your middle class morality...

Wanna be rebellious so turn on the radio. D.J.’s spin the latest craze and call it rock and roll. So you rush off to the mall to buy the latest hit. Buy the clothes to match the trend cuz your so full of shit. Serious fag army - listening everyday. Serio...