Ultrawurscht piosenki

Du sau! Mini wini’s san vui z’kurz und stirb 

Mini wini würstchenkette Fick den karl und die anette Frankfurter und wiener san des gleiche Meica, du bist boid a leiche Leiche, leiche, leiche, leiche, - stirb, stirb, stirb, stirb, stirb 

Da hans hod heid a wurscht dabei De soi wos ganz b’sonder’s sei I frag „wos riacht’n do nach fisch?“ Do haud a’s mit’m grinsen auf’n brotzeittisch Mei wurscht de hod drei cunt’n Drei cunt’n hod mei wurscht Und häd de ned drei cunt’n Dann war mir des a...

Here comes the wurscht – to take your life Here comes the wurscht – to fuck your wife Here comes the wurscht – my reason to be Here comes the wurscht – ohne wurscht werd I hi Here comes the wurscht – full of hate Here comes the wurscht – penetrate Here c...

My butcher had a new sensation I thought “that is my salvation” I dreamt of an eternal life Full of wurscht till the end of time Bessa wia a prella – immortaldella Koa brot mit nutella – immortaldella Scheiß mozzarella – immortaldella Koan kas auf mein...

Da Moasta und da Lehrling san beim hakln Da fragt da Lehrling „wos gibt’s heid zum spachteln?“ Drauf da Moasta „des beste vo alle sachen! Lass di einfach überraschen!“ Zum Frühstück gibt’s a Oachekaskrainer – grinder Zur Brotzeit gibt`s a Oachekaskrainer...

His breath reminds me on my old working socks His cheesy skin bursts when he gets the first knocks If his head melts, if I maltreat him with fire? Kasamandl kastration – that’s my desire I’m standing tired in my kitchen And take a beer out of the fridge...

There are two countries, divided by a river One of the countries is specialised in cheese with liver But the other nation had a secret recipe The population defended it, so it’s wrapped in mystery The names of these nations are austria and germany And ge...

I have a dream about a schokonossi Schokonossi is my dream A godlike sausage with a chocolateskin And inside a chocolatecream What the hell is going on here What the hell is going wrong When at last my dream comes true I’m not the only one – so much peo...

A backpacker discovered in the jungle of bavaria A native, satanistic tribe they called “weiddla” The tribe gave a little gift to the visitor Then they praised the lord of landjäga The mysterious gift, that the backpacker got Was a firewurscht, spiced by...

I’ve seen to many guys, to many scenes Who don’t give wurscht the attention it needs It makes me angry, makes me scream Fills my heart with pain and grief For that reason I built a weapon To take out all kohlrabiheads Shoot ‘em down with sausage-parts U...

Scheißdreck! Wääahh, es o’gschodat’n bauern, eich gib i kas! 

I wake up but something’s wrong What the fuck is going on Unknown guys and girls around In my bed and on the ground Everybody’s naked everywhere Everywhere’s food and I fuckin’ swear I got a sausage in my ass What’s happened in the past I got sausage...