Too Short

[Chorus] 16 Hoes (Tasha, Tameka) 16 Hoes (Karoline and Kisha) 16 Hoes (LaShonda, Shaquita) 16 Hoes (Jane and Jelesa) 16 Hoes (Mandy and Mindy) 16 Hoes (Amy and Cindy) 16 Hoes (Selena, Martina) 16 Hoes (Rosa, Christina) [Too $hort] I got (16 Hoes), t...

[Hook:] Pimp niggas don't pay a dime, I'm fuckin 2 bitches at the same time Then I hit the studio and I write a rhyme, I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find" I took 2 bitches to a hotel I told em both "you know I won't tell" Bitch, curiosity killed t...

I'm your pimp! [Too $hort] Yeah, $hort Dawg in the house (I wear my hat to the siiiiiiide, and I walk with a limp) It's the mixtape baby Pimpin' Incorporated (I'm your pimp) This ain't the motherfuckin album (I wear my hat to the siiiiiiide.!!!) (And...

Aint no bitches like the ones I got All top notches gotta stay on top Party all night and we make a lot Gotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitch Aint no bitches like the ones I got When I take 'em to the spot, ya know they all look hot Like I said homeb...

[Too $hort] Now take my bitch She won't complain about shit Becuase, she's my hoe She don't belong to a trick So when you fuck her, and give her all your cash I get paid, or put my foot in her ass I won't marry the bitch, and give her half I get more h...

Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it roll Mother fucking shit god damn asshole Ain't nuthin like pimpin just don't quit Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so...

[Intro] I give a little... I take a little I give a little, I take a little [Too $hort] I can't be sober, cause I smoke weed a lot Tried to be faithful, but I like to cheat a lot You couldn't even trust me, cause I used to lie sometimes I'll say I love...

[Too $hort:] I used to have a lot of bitches Straight down for me Doin' anything I said, even hoe on the street But I'm a dog and I dog my broads Guerrilla pimpin', drivin' four door cars Ain't got no kids but them bitches love daddy They had to share m...

[Too $hort:] All the time, gettin mine, that's why I'm pimpin That's why I'm pimpin, all the time Gettin mine.. That's how we do it, straight pimpin All the time, all the time It's the original, D-O-G, Short Dawg They said don't do it, but I gotta go...

Why.. why she hoein man? Why's she hoein, you ain't knowin? Oh you know why Why is she prostitutin her body.. BEITCH! [Chorus: Too $hort] Analyze the game and tell me why; cause pimpin won't die All these tricks want pussy to buy; the pimpin won't die Y...

Album number 12 Short Dogg still in the house I ain't going back into retirement Life is...... Anything is possible try hard It ain't logical fuck an obstical bitch How can I make twelve albums All them gold and platinums And I am still clowin It ain...

Too $hort talking:] Eh yo Baby D, get yo lil ass over here on tha mic man, an show these Other lil niggaz, they can't fuck wit the Dangerous Crew man, spit that Shit, fo' $hort Dog. [Baby D:] This is out fo dogs, wit tha fake attack, I put it out two ti...

[12 seconds of background conversation to start] [Too $hort] We got a new dance (ay let's see it) It's called the Back Back (let's see it) Let's do it baby Back Back (back back) Back Back (back back) Back Back (back back) Back Back (back back) When I...

Ha-ha-ha it's goin down like this ma-fucka!! [Studd:] Is the shit gone ever change, cause I be caught up in the middle of it, Click my pistol, and then in his fuckin throat I shoved it Give me your money, and take that palve' off nigga, Fuck Tommy 'Figga...

[David] Ha hahaha! I ain't gotta say much... $hort, YEAH! [$hort] So you wanna be a baller? [David] David Banner~! Big Face [$hort] You wanna get paid? [Too $hort] You gotta keep tryin, just don't give up Can't get on your feet cause you just won't get...

(singer croons "be my.. dirty love" 2X while Short spits) Ain't nuttin changed.. Short Dawg Sheezee.. sheezee (singer croons "be my.. (be my) dirty love (dirty love)" 2X) Much love y'all Short Dawg's in this Verse One: Too $hort I'm high profile, but you...

[Intro/Chorus] I dress like a peeimp, I walk like a peeimp I talk like a pimp cause BITCH I'm a peeimp I floss like a peeimp, I'm boss like a peeimp Sock it to my pocket cause BITCH I'm a peeimp Whassup motherfucker? You know me They say when you grow u...

[16 second opening by Jazze Pha] [Chorus: Jazze Pha] If you asked me, the bitches need love too, ooooh If you asked me, the bitches need love too If you asked me, the bitches need love too, ooooh If you asked me, the bitches need love too - welll [Jazz...

I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers Rap 225 thousand hours Get it calculated, do the math I made 1,000 songs that made you move your a*** And for the last 300 months I made 16 albums with me on the front and they bump...

Right about now in the place to be Too Short baby Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin dangerous crew bitch Too Short baby, I'm so hard Pimpin these hos on the boulevard But I'm not here to tell you about me I got a little story about a nasty freak S...

[Intro] $hort $hort, Short Dog's in the house Where they at mayne? Where they at? The real ones [Too $hort] I put her through boss bitch trainin Been doin this shit since back in the day when bitch started askin me, "Would you be my daddy? You can hav...

[Too $hort] Whassup baby? Damn like that? Can't even speak? I ain't tryin to fuck, just tryin to holla, say whassup Let me ask you somethin baby Is that a wig or a weave? What you see is what you get If you don't like it, fuck you bitch You look good,...

Inside beotch Yeah you know about that, real players The real ones I burn rubber on you quick as hell You need some toilet paper, don't shit on yourself When you see me rollin in luxury I won't fuck witchu, so don't fuck with me I'm just ridin, sidin,...

Put the pedal to the metal, go Let's ride this motherfucker Let's go! The fuck up outta here .. Man I kill a car When I take off I peel out hard I drive like a maniac Keep the radio loud, and way in the back These two hookers - feel the woofers Don't...

Pimpin' Incorporated, woo! [E Dub] Erick Sermon... Too $hort [$hort] Wassup player? We got the young homey from Decatur, Georgia [E Dub] Young Lloyd [Lloyd] A-Town [E Dub] Woooo! Word is bond [Lloyd] You never met a nigga like me [E Dub] Uh-uh! (Hey!)...

Whoo! Ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh ahh And you don't stop, ahh ahh, word is bond, word is bond Now introducing the sound from the ghetto E Double and Too $hort, what the fuck you thought? I come with the ruckus, It's My Thing when I swing I'm Born to Mack, alway...

[Singin':] This hit aint no joke, Oh no Dont ya know, Dont ya know Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O [Too $hort:] Its that Orangutan lookin' like a Crayola Nothin' but the sunshine, S...

Man, I need to get me one of those Long hair half braids, california girls.. California girls (I cant forget about the) Middwest ladies, down south East coast All around the world Every city I'm gone get me a California girl (I can't forget about the) M...

[Too $hort] One thing's for sure... You will get called a bitch... bitch So motherfuckin' fast - bitch Short Dog's in the house... beotch! What's up bitch, you the cut up bitch Fuck somethin' bitch, suck somethin' bitch Look out bitch, watch out bitch...

[Petey Pablo:] I was so glad, when they said unto me Let us go into the house, of the gangsters [Chorus: Petey Pablo] If you don't call this gangster, I don't know what a gangster is If you don't call this gangster, you don't know what gangster is Said...

[Too $hort:] Yeah baby you know whassup Tryin to get this money girl I'ma take you out to Las Vegas, put you to work Show you how to get this real money, youknowhatI'msayin? [Chorus: (repeat 2x)] I can't wait til next Friday (next Friday) That's when a...

[Ant Banks:] Its been a long time kickin this and everybody knows it Oaktown still in the house, but I suppose its Time for some more shit So yo peep the flow bitch and I'll be the motherfuckin host with the most dick So now you know it ain't a damn than...

She's a BEITCH! Say what, bitch? Don't get it twisted Sup with that little crazy man - it is what it is Yeah, yeah - tryin to get with that mayne [Too $hort:] You call that a dance? Look like you fuckin the Invisible Man I wanna put my hand - in between...

Yeah thats right baby You rolling to the sounds of Too $hort Album #11 (Just Can't Stay Away) You knew I couldn't stay away (can't stay away) Dedicated to the funk baby Thats how we do this, we been doing this So I made a new album Fresh out of retirem...

[Singing:] I can't stay away.. I can't stay away.. I can't stay away.. I can't stay away.. I, just can't stay away - I can't stay away I, just can't stay away - I can't stay away I, just can't stay away - I can't stay away Can't stay the way.. I can'...

[Too Short:] You know we ridin', yeah we ridin' I got my nigga MC Breed in the house Big Baller, what you ridin' boy, what you ridin' [Hook:] I got some candy paints sittin' on these Platinum peices and some ho's from over seas A mansion, a yaht, and s...

[Too $hort:] Why.. Why.. I'm a junkie, lookin through my book I can't be cured, I know I'm hooked I gotta get out the house, I'm so hard Chasin that cat all over the yard But why, do I chase the cat? Been at it so long since way back Why would I wann...

[Intro/Chorus: Jazze Pha] Hoes, hoes Just checking my Hoes, hoes I like the way I like the way she turn a nigga on Put it in her mouth She brings me paper Takin niggaz home, turnin niggaz out [Too $hort] See I made up my mind when I was only a child...

[Jazze Pha:] Ladies and gentlemen (Whoa) I'd like to introduce y'all To somebody you already know A Mac, A Man $hort Dizzle [Chorus:] Short enough to get chose tonight Ridin' my leather and wood, hey Hit the door I feel dynamite And all the fly girl...

City of Dope, I call it Oak Can't be broke, selling coke Fat ropes, shattered hopes Fresh cars and all that dope Baseheads keep the trade alive Nobody know about a 9 to 5 Everybody's just trying to survive You need a gun, can't use those knives You got...

These are the tales the freaky tales these are the tails that I tell so well u don’t like my dirty raps you can go 2 hell cuz short dogs on the mic telling cocktails H-E-A-D, All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better no...

Now.. I come from the Oakland town Task force roll and rock, cold cracked down Young brothers my age making dollars so long Drive a brand new Benz with a cellular phone See him draped in gold, we call him Big Bank Bob Got a ring for each finger and he can...

(Bitch!) Bitches keep comin up $hort Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort (Bitch!) Too $hort, Too $hort [Repeat] Now fuck around and get a 5 finger hand plant straight across your face to make sure you bitches understand that I'm a pimp-mack-player-ass nig...

[Chorus: E-40 + some girl] [E-40] I need some cootie cootie coo! [girl] I need a player just like you [E-40] I need some cootie cootie coo! [girl] I need a hustler just like you [E-40] I need some cootie cootie coo! [girl] I need a gangster just like you...

[Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] She keep callin me; she cain't leave me alone Love the smell of my cush cologne Yeah she on it, on it Ridin that thang like a pony, pony [Too $hort] My cush cologne is in the breeze I smell like weed, I ain't smoked no trees...

So you motherfuckers thought I was gonna change my style? So what are you saying Todd? To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin shit up like never before Pimp sl...

I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was dead Walked in the house and got shot in the head I know you don't believe it, if you do you're wrong How can I die and rock it all night long? I'm Too $hort baby, spit that rap I put Oakland, California on the map...

[E-40:] It be her friends nigga that's who It be your bitch friends nigga they be.. Nigga they be all up in your mix nigga I don't even, ay nigga she don't love you nigga She just used to you nigga, oh boy! [Intro (E-40)] I can't tell but I need to kno...

[Lady humming] Why you wanna treat me [Lady humming] [Too $hort:] I was raised to cope with life Make my own choices and hope I'm right It's uphill all the way for me I ain't goin' down or slowin' down don't play me G I'm not the child of a millionair...

[Too $hort:] Yeah you know, we always tryin to get this money, that's what we do It ain't easy.. but I'm tellin you, it ain't hard either All you gotta do is keep hustlin man, don't ever give up I don't care what it is, handle yo' biz Forget about the wo...

I'm the young emcee that don't rap too long Everytime I spit a rap is a brand new song Always coming that fresh is so cold You wouldn't have time to look at my world Cuz you be dancing to the beat having a ball Then I'll tell you to give me a call I'm To...

[Too Short:] Say hoe Yeah you Can I ask you a question You like to fuck? Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that Will you like to make love? I saw you walking down the street, and I had to stop Turn up the radio and drop the top I see you look...

Say, hoe...yeah! you... Can I ask you a question? Can you get in where you fit in, bitch? Get mad if you want, I won't front Cause I got a new tape and it's full of bumps So roll you raps over they all out-dated Too $hort, baby, comin' straight X-rated...

Yeah, you know We in the house This the last motherfuckin song we gone do on this album ya'll Ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a motherfucker We gone spit that game to ya'll And I'm gone tell you one time and one time only Don't fuck fo...

Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game [3x] But what if you ain't no player? Everybody talkin bout they gettin hated All these lies is bout who they been datin If you never was a player, I cain't hate you You know life is one time, you cain't take tw...

Don't stop Don't stop that rap Too Short And i don't stop rappin' Just don't stop Too Short I don't stop rappin' Don't stop that rap Well I'm Sir Too Short The true MC Fresh again with the brand new beat The big bank roller, I know whats happening...

[8B:] Space, Age-in baby [TS:] Right right right right [8B:] One time [TS:] Beyotch! [8B:] Yeah, you know how they like it baby, nigga you can't retire! [Too $hort, Eightball:] From nineteen-eighty, through eighty-eight I Don't Stop Rappin like my firs...

[Badwayz] Yeah, don't trust her Don't trust yo' nigga Yeah, uhh Now do you love your bitch or do you trust your bitch? Now do you love your nigga or do you trust your nigga? Yeah [Verse One] Now do you love your bitch or do you trust your bitch? Caus...

Bitch, funky fresh from Oakland, California... Dangerous Music and it don't stop to the beat, baby... Bitches on my mind I can't hold back, now's the time All you loud-mouth bitches talk too much And you dick teasin' bitches never fuck I seen long-hair...

[Intro] Dubba dubba, dubba dubba Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba [Too $hort] Girl why you wanna bother me? I already tried that monogamy I been stopped datin young college freaks But don't start tryin to Bill Cosby Now get butt-naked let's fuck some mo'...

[Chorus:] We Go Dum Ditty Dum Dum All Tha Way I Said Dum Ditty Dum Dum In Tha Bay We Go Dum Ditty Dum Dum Every Day I Said Dum Ditty Dum Okay(Okay.)We Go Dum Ditty Dum Dum All Tha Way I Said Dum Ditty Dum Dum In Tha Bay We Go Dum Ditty Dum Dum Everyday Dum...

From the day we met up until we met right now If I wanted that girl I always knew how To fight her get her and tear her apart Getting everything I wanted all I want Everytime I see her its time to toss I walking in the door taking everything off Cuz I kn...

[Chorus - X2] (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too (Fuck you) Nigga fuck you too Nigga F.U.C.K. Y.O.U. [Too $hort] You finna get yo' ass whooped bitch You bout to get yo' ass whooped bitch We finna whoop yo' ass bitch You bout...

[Intro/Chorus] When a player's pissed There ain't nuttin she can do about it If I'm runnin out of love The bitches who need to talk about it [Too $hort] It's over - bitch I ain't fuckin wit'chu Don't call me, cause we ain't got nothin to do You on you...

Short there baby what's that axe I never saw a girl that could finish that I said you look so high and your hair so long When I see you baby I'm gonna sing this song Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk Female funk I tell you about a freak that I met...

[Woman:] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun [Woman:] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah [Woman:] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun [Woman:] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah...

[Erick Sermon:] Where my money at ho.. Where my money at yo.. Get my money 'fore I whip.. Forget your big fat ass We going off baby We don't mess around cuz I'm nautious baby You know I loaded it with the gun, pop pop.. Aiyyo, LET'S GO!!! Here we go...

These are the tales, the freaky tales... The tales that I tell so well... I met this girl, her name was Joan She loved the way I rocked the microphone When I met Joan, I took her home She was just like a doggy all on my bone I met another girl, her name...

How many rhymes does it take to reach from here to New York [$hort] From here to New York Everybody's talking about sir Too $hort And its all night good cuz some talk back Sucker emcees wanna make me mad But I don't stop rapping and they don't seem To...

Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin I know it's my car bitch, you ain't trippin It's your favorite color, on a lovely day You let me reach right over, and rub on your leg I'm sayin all kind of shit, to make you smile Put your seatbeat on, cause I be...

What y'all know about this shit man, okay Yeah (niggaz desperate to be) nationwide baby (But don't really know what it means to be) A new millenium (a real true G) Niggaz say, there's gotta be a whole different crew on the set (Gangsters live and gangster...

[Guy toking and coughing up] [$hort] Freddy B! [Fred B] Wuz up $hort? [$hort] Ai, y'know they been waitin on this ol' school game Let's bring that game back! [Fred B] Like game one thru five? [$hort] Yeah nigga, just like we use to do it! [Fred B] Well...

[CHORUS 1] I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked I gotta get a bitch and get my dick sucked From the weed house straight to the strip club I gotta get a bitch and...

What happened to that other rapper y'all used to fuck with? Man, we ain't fucking with that fake motherfucker MC Uh, Whatever That motherfucker name is, man we got a real crew, we got Motherfuckers over here rapping for real, eat pussy on records and Shit...

I think you got it baby, you so erotic baby That freaky shit you doin, don't stop it baby I like your style girl, you kinda wild girl When you hit that stage and turn 'em out girl Make that ass shake, make his ass pay Make the niggaz in the club wanna mas...

[Too $hort] I'm tryin' to do a show, I don't even know Most of these niggaz, I came with some hoes Hell nah they don't know me, askin' is he with us Back in the day groupies was always bitches Just throw 'em all 'cause you can't warn 'em Why you wanna be...

[Too $hort:] It's payday! [$ + Roger:] Get, that, cheese! [Roger Jr.] [vocoder sounds] We gotta [$ + Roger:] Get, that, cheese! [Roger Jr.] [vocoder sounds] We gotta [$ + Roger:] Get, that, cheese! [Roger Jr.] [vocoder sounds] Just [$ + Roger:] Get, tha...

[Intro] You gon' be a star baby, no doubt about it They love you - listen to 'em, look at 'em They want yo' fine ass girl I like the way you do that dance baby I'ma show you how to get up there and get yo' money though, I'ma show you how to get it When...

That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the house It's gettin close to the end y'all But we gonna kick it like this on the last album [Too $hort:] Now let me holler at ya partner, spit this game In you ear for a minute, quit complaining Bout how...

Girl, Girl, Girl That's your life Girl Smoking that glass pipe I come from the city of dope It couldn't be saved by John the Pope Coz the base head lyric sees the light Two fat raps to the head last night Cocaine Cocaine, is that your rap Every day a...

[MC Breed:] Hell yeah We got Ant Banks in the house, Peewee in the house, Goldie in the house And we damn sure got Short Dawg in the house And I am the forever lastin Breed hahaha [Chorus:] Ohhhh, givin up the funk [2x] [Short Dawg:] Now I'm about to...

Yeah, we balling baby (As we proceed to give you what we need) thats right Oh you dont know, we gonna tell you how it is When you living the good life, good life Everything is tight, money right Everbody wanna be by youre side, trying to ride Such a goo...

[Chorus:] Gotta get some lovin' [Repeated] [Too $hort:] Gotta get me some pussy Biotch What's really goin' on? Yeah, $hort Dog's in the house Funky Fresh, Biotch I seen you walking down the street had to stop Turned up the radio, dropped the top Sa...

"Something like this" "Pimpin ain't.. pimpin ain't dead.." [2X] [background scratch:] "Hard on a bitch" [Too $hort] I'm so hard on a bitch nigga I mean it's nothin though, you know I'm from the town Everythang on a bitch That's how we do it ("I'm hard...

Sunshine, convertable tops You call 'em rags, we call 'em drops You ride black walls, we ride Vogues You got a girlfriend, we pimp hoes You say I'm fake, I say you're smoking I'm just a mack named $hort from Oakland Just like a tag team wrestling tip Wi...

[Chorus (Jermaine Dupri):] We talk shit, cause we are the shit Never looked back since we started it When ya'll want heat we provide it, ride it 'Til the wheels fall of, shaking 'em all off Six figure niggas with it, over did it, spit it In ways that'll...

hey if you ain't busy later on, i'mma play a new song you could sing along, and if you say it's too long i'mma put the tip in -- it won't go too deep i'm sure it's everything you always hoped it would be last year, the time wasn't right for us but now, i can'...

[Intro: Too $hort (& Cutty)] Nasty bee-yatch (let's go niggaz don't know what to deal a hoe) You just a tramp hoe [Chorus: Cutty Cartel] No I don't like (?) by and no I don't eat caviar But you might catch me exquisit at the bar You're the finest th...

[Too $hort:] Daaaamn! Can't believe these hoes out here givin away the pussy for the low-low Shit! Bitches fuckin everythang, everybody, everyday Damn girl! Better get you some management All this time you been trickin for the low-low? You coulda been g...

You see some people like to play the dating game Meet a new freak and ask "What's your name?" Wine and dine and waste all that time Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to fuck Played like a sucker,...

[Intro] Hog ridin [4X] Yeah this how we do it on the West coast Harley-Davidson baby! Everything chrome BEITCH Hog ridin [Too $hort] On my hog, I keep it at a hundred plus On the freeway, you don't wanna run with us Cause we racin, we bettin big stack...

Yeah, you know, it's like, ehm - I rap I got two platinum albums I do a lotta concerts all over the place I seen the groupies They do whatever you say When you want it, how you want it, and where you want it But I ain't trippin Cause these are the '90s...

[Chorus (D' Wayne Wiggins):] How does it feel when ya livin like that, and ya pockets are fat? Cuz you're a playa, and you're pimpin hoes So tell me how does it feel when ya money aint right, and ya pockets are tight? You're still a hustla, and you can't...

I've been a dog ever since I was young I saw The Mack and got all so sprung I couldn't help it, I had to be just like that With a stable of hoes and my pockets fat But don't trip, I made up my mind when I was 17 I ain't with no marriage and a wedding ring...

I was told not long ago Too $hort don't stop that rap!' Now everytime I grab the mic I rock you just like that 8 years ago when I started to rap I use to sell tapes everywhere It was me and my homeboy freddy b, yoo Kickin' it like big players E...

[Too $hort] I hope you wanna do the same thing I wanna do Do you want me the same way I want you? I like you so much baby but I won't touch Until you say it's time to leave here and go fuck You do it so right I could never say it's wrong I like the way y...

[Chorus:] I love (I love) I love it (I love it baby) Love this (I love it, love it) Love, ooooohh! Love this (I love it girl) Love (Oh you really want it girl?) Love (I love this shit) Love this (Be-atch!!) [Daz Dillinger:] She was a betty I done kn...

[Hook:] Girl I must confess, your love is the best, Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in you Girl I must confess, cause your love is the best, All we wanna do is put this up in you When I first saw you, I couldn't stop watchin you, I couldn't stop...

[Chorus: Too $hort] I wanna do it [4x] [Too $hort] She wanna do it like that, I love the way she do me With that pretty-ass face and that big fat booty Got me horny, I wanna have sex wit'chu And do all them things, we never ever get to do We already ta...

[Too $hort] I wanna pimp you hoe (pimp you hoe) I'm the only pimp you know (that pimp you know) Make that money when you go (make that money hoe) I just wanna spend yo' dough (spend yo' dough) Give a pimp what I need (what I need) 'Kay, while I puff my w...

[Intro] It's nothin baby You can have that shit If that's what you want All you gotta do is put your hustle down girl Choose on some real pimpin you know? You can have that shit if you want it baby It's nothin If you want it, then it's yours Straight...

You think Oakland California is a city of punks It only takes a second, to pop the trunk And just like that you know it's real You're in the right damn town to get killed It's all about the game, and nothin else You come out here, you better watch yoursel...

[Chorus: Too $hort] I want yo' girl, she's so damn fine She's sexier and looks way better than mine I want yo' girl, she wants me too And if you don't, let her go, I'll take her from you [Too $hort] Watchin that ass made me lose my breath She can leave...

[50 Cent] Nigga I need money to maintain, hustlin ain't a game Nigga that go 'gainst the grain, gon' get to' out the frame TV's in the Range, I'm into nice thangs I slang weed, cocaine and hero-ayn 50 Cent that's my name, nigga I bring the pain You thoug...

[Too $hort] 2010! Short Dawg in the house My nigga Hayes in the motherfuckin house [Chorus: Hayes] Cause she don't call by 12 then she don't get to go It's my little secret she don't get to know Got a bitch on the side but she gon' get to go To my rig...

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass] [I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass] You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen, I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring, I be a player fo' life so where's my wife, prob'ly at the rehab stuck on...

[Hook: Devin The Dude] I'm a stop putting my thing up in ya bitch if ya don't stop calling me Every hour on the hour, motherfucker can't ya tell ya bother me I'm smoking, drinking, making ma pussy, not necessarily yours So just leave me alone for a minute,...

[Intro] This ain't nuttin new I've been doin this shit bitch I've been in the same frame of mind since I was 9 Motherfucker [Too $hort] You already know, I'm crazy bitch I put my foot in the ass of a lazy bitch Fuck with me you better make somethin C...

[The Game] Uhh Hey yo $hort, they ain't ready for this one nigga Yeah Whatever you want I got it, ammos, cars and chips Yards of sniff, flood the boulevard with bricks Hard or soft, raw get flipped, B.I. slash O.G. Know about hoes, broads and strips H...

I've been watching you Can't take my eyes off of you, girl I've been watching you I've been watching you (aiii) The way you move your sexy body I'm liking the things you do The way you move your sexy body (aiii) You would like you too If you knew Ho...

You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-K I tell it like it is and that's the only way I'm the M the A the C the K I write my rhymes everyday Now all you one-rap rappers what are you doin' I got so many raps so just go right thru 'em My name is Shor...

[Quint Black:] Sixteen hoes, sixteen cars Sixteen stars, rappin over sixteen bars You ain't never seen big rocks before Sabotage the show make 'em change the flow Cash don't make it, put it on hold Stand back and watch the bitch go gold (Candy paint, si...

It's on Where they at, where they at, where they at I sold tapes every day me and Freddy B Been famous since 1983 Give me ten dollars, and you straight get blessed A rap all about you called the special request Oakland, you know I go way back To coug n...

[Intro] (Todd) Whassup? (Who are all these girls with you?) These are my ladies (So which one's your girlfriend?) They're all mine baby (all of 'em?) Yup! (Hey sexy!) Whassup? [girl speaks to Too $hort in non-English language] [Too $hort] I love wome...

Standin on the corner, in a white Godfather hat He drives a long black gangsta Cadillac He can steal broads nine man, three or fo' minutes It's not how long you talk bruh, it's what you put in it Look out! For Shorty the Pimp! Yeah He walks with a limp!...

Baby, check this out Yea you I wanna ask you a question Where is yo ass? Babby, what happened? A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty bitch with alotta butt If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby right there ain't...

Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin' 1983, Too $hort Word for word Like this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches A nigga like me I know...

[Too $hort] You want me to say I do? I L-O-V-E Y-O-U You love me don't you, now it's true The opposite, that's how I do Relationships, they come and go Next thing you know she's on the flo' Dancin, she wants some mo' Her ex-boyfriend he'll never know...

Funky fresh on the muthafuckin microphone Bitch And it don't stop To the beat, baby Oakland, California is in the house Bitch I tell you, nobody does it better than Too $hort I got so many raps, I know you can't have more Cause I grew up on the mic,...

George Clinton: (chorus) And it's a cold cold cold cold day For a player Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do dit dit dit I want to hold yah Dit dit dit dit do do dit di...

[Puffy:] Yo Short man I was with this chick last night She was like, hey Diddy, ummm Diddy Why you so motherfuckin' fly I had to tell her bitch I'm just about that paper beotch [Female Singer (Puffy)] It's about that paper (Make it hot) If it's about...

"Man, this bitch blowing my beeper up" [Too $hort:] Ready to put a hole up in one of these bitches, man Sup? Guess you wondered where I was at When you beeped me last night and I didn't call back Supposed to be there, meet you at the house at 9 You made...

Too Short: I love things about you (it's alright) you got it going on I'm not in love and this is not a love song, but you've been down for so long You should never be wrong, I know it's all my fault My mind been gone, I'm always on the chase Lipstick on my fa...

[Too $hort] The lights are on, the club is closed You don't wanna leave 'cause you love the hoes Somethin' ain't right, you doin' bad tonight You'll be all alone if you don't have a wife Cause these ladies ain't feelin' you They don't wanna know what you...

[Too $hort:] It's your life, don't be stupid dope.. [P-Funk sample] cause when you waste it.. It's your life, don't don't be stupid dope.. [P-Funk sample] cause when you waste it.. Nowwwwwwwwwwww I come from, the Oakland town Task force roll and rock,...

I woke up one day in Vacaville Round the corner from the pen Fat house on the hill All the homies in the pen straigt locked down But I gotta get dressed and hit the oaktown I called Randy ??Olson?? on the telephone Early in the mornin but he still ain't...

[Too $hort:] It's that high The pussy's just like dope It's that dope Even, if, you don't, want no mo' Even if you don't want no mo' The pussy's just like dope First time you got a shot, you was hooked When she walked into your life, you never should...

{[ATCQ sample:] "Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"} {"Keep, keep bouncing!"} {"Keep, ke-keep, ke-keep, keep, keep bouncing!"} [2X] [Snoop] My nigga Short Dawg in the house [Short] My nigga Will.I.Am in the house [Will] Suh-suh-Snoop Dogg's in...

Yeah bitch you know how real players do this shit, beitch! [Too $hort:] Man look at her, baby look good The way she dancin, maybe I should Step up to her, and run this game I wanna FUCK - I don't wanna know her name I play the role though, act like I'm...

[Hook (Too Short)] I, I only see em' on the late night creep And I, fuck her good and never fall asleep Cause I, I'm just a big ol' pimp I run, so deep And its alright, she opened up cause I don't have the key (Take your clothes of, BIATCH, take your clot...

I remember how it all began I used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fans Back then I knew ya couldn't stop this rap No M.C. could rock like that Then the new style came, the bass got deeper Ya gave up the mike and bought you a beeper Do ya wanna rap or...

[Intro] Don't act like that Whassup wit you? Whassup? That's a bad lil' beotch Lil' shorty got a nasty lil' dance With a whole lot of ass in them pants Do you think I'm a passionate man? Ice cold player with a master plan A lot of females just don't k...

Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung 15, 16 and all so young I thought about you just last night Grabbed my pen then I started to write A rap that'll cap like a true blue rap Not a washed-up almost MC sap Little girls so fresh and I know you a...

Tell a nigga.. telephone, telegram; two-way that motherfucker Somebody let him know.. tell that nigga His bitch is out of pocket It was me and yo' broad, ridin in my 'llac She tried to climb on top of me and slide on my lap I said hold on baby, we almost...

Ah yeah Scarface Short Dog Yeah Longevity Fake niggas... [Scarface:] And you can tell em I said it I said muthafuckas is takin the credit Been in the game for 20 minutes, and they thinkin they legends All on their videos showin off, frontin for...

[Chorus 2x: Jazze Pha] We, roll dubs Ball, in clubs Dimes, no scrubs If you're lookin for a baller, baller [Break: Jazze Phe] From the yay, from the yay Poppin my collar If you're lookin for a baller, baller From the yay, from the yay Poppin my coll...

It's a mack attack, coming from way back My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true Everything they say about Playboy Too I'm $hort Dog, ain't nothing nice I drink g-juice and wouldn't cut it wi...

[Intro] Beitch! Short Short I'm from The Town [Too $hort] Ten years ago, you was havin thangs Now you ain't nuttin but a maggot brain Used to be on the block gettin at 'em mayne Back in the days when you was slangin 'caine Now you fresh out of jail,...

Bitch I'm married [Chorus:] I'm mar-ried, married to the game [4x] [Too $hort] I see that expression on your face is blank Look like, you need a little extra space to thank I'ma put somethin on yo' mind, no doubt Let me take a long ride inside, yo' mo...

In the ghetto, you think life is hard Food stamps and to' up cars Wall to wall dirty orange carpet Sittin in a bucket, hopin you can start it And ride around to the liquor store Can't get a job get drunk some more You betta stop trippin on dem stereotype...

Oh! [3X] Oh! [2X] [Too $hort] I love to see you dance, do it your way Shake that ass, you know it's okay I just wanna know, if you'll strip Make a real player wanna give you a tip You move so sexy, I love the way you wiggle Your titties bounce around...

I say hello, momma, what’s the deal? Talk to me, girl I’mma keep you real I’ve been on your sister walk Billy dough And drop it low like it’s money on the floor Like it’s money on the floor Money on the floor! And drop it low like it’s money on the floor Like...

BEYOTCH! Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit [Chorus:] These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years I've been a real player So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah [Too $hort:] I...

[Hook:] Too $hort why you say those nasty words? Too $hort why you say those nasty rhymes? How come you be dissin all us girls? Too $hort why you say those nasty words? It's like this bitch See I hit the studio ten years ago, Screamin out cuss words l...

Chucks to gators, great to greater Quit the bullshit to make the paper Who said a gangster can't be a banker Ya gotta make ya money in large amounts Shut ya mouth, you ain't spittin no dolla signs You ain't talkin bout swallowin mine When the mic turned...

I touch down in Atlanta with the dangerous crew Grab the microphone, spit this game at you It never ends, I just keep goin' Pimps keep pimpin', Hoez keep ho-in' And niggaz like me, never stop hustlin' Put yo' mind to it, makin' money ain't nothin' I flip...

[Rappin' 4-Tay:] You see you never talk down on a player I spray a to break to your knees You best to say a prayer Cause funk been a part of my life ever since the starting gate Remember me and my nigga $hort Dog way back in '88 Broke them bitches down w...

Ain't no love in Oakland, bitch Niggas always talkin bout 'I love you' But ain't no love, bitch Now it's a shame, I can't be saved by John the Pope I gotta be a pimp or sellin dope Cause in this town, it's goin on And brothers doin that can't live too l...

Funky fresh on the microphone Too $hort Too $hort See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin at you And you know I won't stop till I'm through So get on it. now is the time Too $hort, baby,'s gonna spit that rhyme At you, cause I'm jammin, so check me I p...

[Chorus: Jazze Pha] Nothin' in the world make a nigga feel better Than when you're suckin' my dick (Lick it right there, suck it real good lick it right there, suck it real good) Nothin' in the world make a nigga feel better Than when you're lickin' my b...

Oakland (Oh-oh-oh-Oakland) Oaktown (Oh-oh-oh-Oaktown) Oakland (Oakland, Oakland) Get on down (Oh-oh-Oaktown) Straight from the West, Oakland is the best Baby it's so fresh (Oakland) It's called the Big Bad O, city of players on the go You gotta have True...

Yeah! That's how we do it in Oaktown, baby... $hort Dog's on the microphone... Straight from the East Side... I'm a player, bitch, Oakland style They call me playboy $hort, I know it's been a while Since dangerous crew took the time to say hello Mothafu...

Oakland, California [3x] Oakland California is the city of snakes Pimps,pussy's,players and fakes Loud mouth bitches who talk too much Dick teasin bitches who never fuck Sucka ass nigga fake as hell A man or a bitch I really can't tell Some of you nigg...

Old school.. I'm from the old school Old school.. I'm from the old school I came in the door as the story goes Looked around the room all I seen was hoes It's like a pussy supermarket; let's go shoppin Packed like sardines, clubs straight poppin Fuck th...

Only the Strong Survive by Too $hort Yeah man.. It's goin down bitch Motherfuckers can't be weak [vocal "Only the strong'll survive" repeats in background] None of that shit Short Dawg is in the house Ninety-three, bitch I always heard that you gotta be str...

For all you people who just now got up on Too $hort - Life Is... Too Short I want you to go out there and buy my last album It's called Born to Mack 

[Verse 1:] Party time, it's party time. Without a doubt i'm coming back and I would do it again, you can take away my beat and touch my pen. My name is short that's a fake because I rap so long other rappers hear pop I put funk in this song. Young tender on...

Bitch! That's a trademark I was at my house not doing anything Half past ten I heard the phone ring When I picked it up, I said "Hello?" The bitch spoke up and said "What's up ho?" I said, "Bitch, if you're fine it's my dick" Enough playing, who the fuc...

Aww hell nah nigga We ain't doin no freestyles Don't even know how to do that shit [chuckling] Yeah whatevah Check it out man, check this one out I been rappin for half my life I'm twenty-eight now sayin pass the mic If you eighteen or nineteen speak...

[Too $hort:] I chose to live this life [Devin the Dude - singing:] I be stickin this dick up in these hoes hoes 'til a couple of bitches bitches get caught by they niggaz [Devin the Dude:] Niggaz trippin - and for what? Why must he think he 'posed to...

So what are you sayin Todd? So what are you sayin Todd? Beyotch!! Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah $hort Dog still in this mothafucka for the nine-six, Like this Here comes the ho with the big nuts, He's flowin like the breeze I said here comes the ho with the big n...

Intro: Kokane (Too $hort) Too Sheezy, (whats up main?) Playa (for life baby) You got to go out there And handle your buisiness (get my money) Handle yours, playas play on (bitch) Nigga thats pimp shit (bitches gonna pay me) What you say? (Oh these hoes gon' p...

Pimp the hoe Pimp that hoe It's like Too $hort raps been around a while I rocked to the beat and got my own style I'm from the O city, and I said it before I was born to mack, call me Playboy $hort You wanna get freaky? Look at the time We could do th...

[Talking:] It's almost ova ho She ain't no ho Check out somethin' on my computer real quick P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho [Too $hort:] It's 2004 Ain't no body go in the stores What for? When you got dot com whores My whole li...

[Too $hort] Beotch! Somebody say beotch! Say beotch! A lemme hear you say beotch! Say beotch! Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.. Your daddy said come back baby, find your life It was wrong before but this time it's right It's been way too long, yo...

[Chorus: Shanelle - 4x] It's pimpin, it's pimpin, it's pimp incorporated [Too $hort] Pimp Inc., what the fuck you think? I was gon' suit up in some gators wearin pink? I came in my jeans, I'm strapped with my things I always gotta have a real mack pinky...

[Too $hort] Beotch! Somebody say beotch! Say beotch! A lemme hear you say beotch! Say beotch! Say bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.. Your daddy said come back baby, find your life It was wrong before but this time it's right It's been way too long, yo...

[Pimp 1:] All we want is the money [Pimp 2:] I keep em' bro. Wake up one morning, and, with some money to spend, they go crazy. I'm going to tell you a story in stereo, About the pimping game, that you should know. But if you don't, it's alright. Cause...

[Chorus] He got money, he got G's And the finest H-O-E's Lavish homes and luxury cars He's a ghetto superstar (He's a playa!...) He's a pimp, he's a mack Tilted brim in a Cadillac (He's a playa!...) Lavish homes and luxury cars He's a ghetto supersta...

[Beeda Weeda] So many pretty girls Pop pink bottle, plottin on that pretty pearl Get it poppin, get it rockin, yeah it's yo' world Tryin to get you to the house, I'm lookin for a go girl Get it get it go girl, take it to the flo' girl I'ma beat it up and...

Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say I never do work but I always play Cause the game is life and I play the game So you never talk down on a player's name When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you When you hea...

[Intro] Nah baby I don't think I wanna be a player no mo' I done been through a lot of hoes Lot of women, lot of bitches, lot of relationships All the drama Tryin to find a real one baby [Chorus: Shanell 2X] If you don't wanna be a player no more The...

Gotta be a player for life, gotta be a player for life [3x] (That's right) Gotta be a player for life, I gotta be a player for life [Too $hort:] Smob to the tip, I feel no guilt She's young and she's fine and she bout to get peeled I know you heard why,...

[Digital Voice] Mother Fucker Always can't be players Players Always can't be players [Too $hort] Players are the realest time to go If you don't understand I'll let you know Players are the people who just can't stand Having one woman and just one m...

[Chorus 4X:] I need a porno bitch (be-beitch) a freaky porno bitch (beitch) I fucked a lot of strippers Bring her 'round me motherfucker I'll stick her I'll fuck your lil' sister then fly her out of town nigga what I don't miss her (Beitch!) You ain't h...

[Chorus: Kool Ace] Wanna see the pink now Go and pull them panties down Gotta see the pink now Go and pull them panties down [Too $hort] You made a lot of money since you hit the stage Swingin' on the pole so many different ways Got hit with a butt ch...

Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes... Fake punk-ass bitches... Do you know what i mean? Fuckin'em up like this, man... $hort Dog's in the house, bitch! She's a punk-ass bitch, hoe, tramp and a slut Took her to the hotel just to fuc...

[Intro/Hook: Lil' Jon - repeat 2X] Quit hatin motherfucker, quit hatin! Quit hatin pussy nigga, quit hatin! God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH [Lyfe] I got the call, stuck at the crib, ho I'm ready for war Call your boy I got the deals and I'...

[Lil' Jon:] Yea, yea, e-YEAHHHH! O-kayyyyyy - what, what? Wha', what, what? Lil' Jon and the motherfuckin Eastside Boyz! (Yeahhhh) Short Dawg! (YeahHHH) Once again at yo' ass (YEAHHHH!) Bitch!! (Yeah!) This go out to all the pussy niggaz (listen here) Th...

[Intro/Chorus: Lil' Jon (repeat 2x)] Quit hatin motherfucker, quit hatin! Quit hatin pussy nigga, quit hatin! God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH God damnit MOTHERFUCKAHHH [Lyfe:] I got the call, stuck at the crib, hoe I'm ready for war Call your boy I got the d...

Too $hort, MC Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top Keep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get dropped Like a trick, nothing's even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe Well it's true homeboy, it's not a lie I used t...

[$hort:] Straight pimpin [Chyna:] Check, fuck all that pimp shit [$hort:] Whatchu say bitch? [Chyna:] Haha, nigga know what you do? You let my nuts go, ya heard me? You let my nuts go, hahahaha [$hort:] Oh you Chyna White huh? [Chyna:] It's a new breed...

[Intro: repeat 2X] Ooooooh, respect the pimpin [Too $hort] I'll never forget, the Ward Brothers player Old school pimps like Roosevelt Taylor The list goes on for like three generations Oakland pimp shit, all in your face man Some other cities take pri...

Without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't know Call me S. I. R. T. double O I like to say these rhymes, I do it all the time I make my own damn beat now all the money is mine I carry big fat WIVES, I treat my girls like guys Ask 'em "who do they lo...

[Intro: Daz ($hort)] Uhh, yeah This for all them girls that be actin like they so fine Whassup $hort? (Man grab Lil Jon and Kurupt) Kurupt (Let's fuck these hoes up) Daz (Yeah) Lil Jon (Whassup with that bitch?) [Daz] She want it, Gucci'd up, jewelry...

Sup? Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch! And it don't stop to the beat Ain't no thang but a chicken wing We gonna do it like this one mo' time Straight from Oakland, California I'm back again Short Dogg's on the mic 'bout to mack and pimp We got fla...

One.. two.. one, two, three, four [Too $hort:] First we got the crack Then we got the gats Then they changed all the laws It was a set up Lockin all the young homies up Gettin 'em all shot dead in the streets Straight set up I remember when the worl...

[Too $hort] Shake it baby.. Shake it baby.. Do that sexy dance girl Move them pants around the world Do it like that girl C'mon, shake it like a black girl Yeah like that! That's it, that's it!! Shake it like a black girl HEY... get it girl! Now sh...

[Too $hort] Put a hump in your back and shake your rump [4x] Lets Go [Chorus- Lil Jon]- 2X Bounce that ass up and down to the floor Shake that shit till you can't no more Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low Freak that nigga till your shit get sore...

[Women's voices moaning in ecstasy like porno videos] [Too $hort:] Are you in heaven, or is it real life Cause ain't nobody ever made you feel like You can't get enough it, you keep wantin more Ever since you was young, you felt the need to explore Baby...

[Too $hort] I'm a legend in the game, you can't replace me I'm drivin' this car, don't try to race me You'll never win, I came straight from the coastline I got the most albums and the most rhymes I could die and you still won't catch up How you gonna st...

Life is too short but now it's kind of funky I make the beats for me and my homies Newspaper reporters and others always ask me Why I'm X-rated and I rap so nasty When I was a teen I did nothing else But pick up a pen and express myself The things I wrot...

"Moving up!" "East Oakland, yeah that's right" [4x] Oakland, California, West Coast life You either play the game or you smoke the pipe I became a rapper at the age 14 No gold ropes, no diamond rings But look at me now, 10 years later Ask any MC if I ra...

Short rap [echo] [2x] Short rap, is everything It's what I think, it's what I sing Cause I'm a rapper, who lets you know When it comes to music, I will grow Rap more raps than any MC Your rap ain't rap cause your rap ain't me Short rap, is what you fin...

Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game And macking hoes Short Short Dog you so cold Youze a player from coast to coast Short Dog let 'em know Still spitting that game Cadillac on ??...

[Verse 1:] Shut up b! tch, you talk too much Getting on my nerves, you're so irritating Using too many words and my ears can't take it And your voice is kinda loud too What else can that mouth do You like cum? Tell her what it tastes like You keep some...

Yo, 'sup, 'sup $hort Dawg is in the house, beyotch Yea, got my orange juice bottle full of gin And it's all good Ya know, this might be the last album I make y'all So I figured like this, why should I go out like a sucker Why should I go out like erybody...

So you want to be a gangster all that shit Smoke any motherfucker, don't even trip You be hard as hell, take whatever you want Punk suckers wanna front -- they get done Cause you a gangster -- nuttin more nuttin less Put my boy to the test and catch one i...

[Ant Banks:] Ahhhhhh shit - now let me warm it up I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup To get smooth in the mood that I'm in So lets start riding till this mother fucker ends And hit the main strip, where the hoes be hanging Spitting some game...

[Chorus] Sophisticated, educated That's what I get from you That's what I see in you... You spoke the latest, fly young lady Do what you wanna do That's why I fucks with you, ooooooh [Too $hort] You still a freak, but you ain't out swingin' on poles...

Step daddy, I know what you want I come through like the first of the month Ain't nothing but a holiday When I fuck my way I'm her worst nightmare, her wettest dream We always do that freaky thing And when I'm coming to her house I know just what she's...

[Intro] Beitch! Yeah I still smoke Still blowin [Too $hort] I don't need navigation, I know where to go 85 on the highway blowin the 'dro Move out the way if you goin too slow My dick's in her mouth, let a hoe be a hoe Cause I flip 'em like pancakes...

[Intro:] Still strugglin, still hustlin, tryin to get my money on Fresh outta retirement, you know I ain't tryin to fall off, Too $hort records, we ain't tryin to fall off We ain't goin nowhere, I'm tryin to see everybody make money I wanna see everybody...

Intro/Chorus: repeat 2X] Heyyy! Strip down to your asshole Whoa, more excitin than the last hoe Just pop that pussy and shake that ass Pop that pussy and shake that ass [Too $hort] You got dem heels, do that A-Town lady stomp You ain't white bitch, mus...

Yeah Short Dawg in the house Survivin the game man, it ain't easy when You out here for uh ten years hanging with the cut-throats Back stabbers, playa haters y'know what I'm sayin? But I'm a bitch killa always was, and always will be If you ain't in the...

Beyotch!!! That's the trademark Short Dog in the house And it don't stop to the beat baby Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit Cause I taught her well, she got game for a trick It aint hard to tell she belongs to me, I pimped her 15 years i...

[Too $hort:] That's all I do is talk shit, no doubt Yeah I got my nigga B-Legit in the house Bad Ass Anthony Banks, doin "Big Thangs" $hort Dog, always representin, always talkin shit, big shit (That's what we do) [Ant Banks:] It's been about 15 long y...

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[Jamal:] Simpty is for them simp ass niggaz Talkin lot, til I spray dumpin ?? niggaz Whenver talklin shit, I straight rip 'em And niggaz know I come equip when I whip them [Short Dawg:] You say how can I make these dirty raps Number one albums, back to...

You're thuggin and you love the streets Huggin the block, sellin rocks, gettin major heat And niggaz hatin, and you aint stop to think about Niggaz runnin they mouh, niggaz cessed you out That's how it goes down What happened to the days when we could hug...

[Intro/Chorus: Jazze Pha] That's not your bitch Ain't it fucked up when you put in all the time And finally you find out - that's not your bitch She runnin 'round with every nigga in town While you hit the streets and grind now - that's not your bitch Yo...

That's right... Right right right I know you love me, I'm like a habit But if you had a million dollars, could I have it? If I was broke and starvin, would you feed me? If I drove a big car, would you see me? While I'm foldin yo' money in half If you w...

[Too Short talking:] Yeah we gettin real on this album y'all. You know I'm hearin all these Rumors out here bout, they ran $hort Dogg up outta East Oakland. Nigga Moved to Atlanta, ain't got no mo love in the town. I got much love in Oakland y'all, you kno...

Oh yes, I'm that master rap I'm the cold cap [echo] I'm what you know, ask Rapping Beyotch, Beyotch 2 times baby, one time more Give it one more for Sir Too Short When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing That Too...

[Too $hort:] Tell em what we do in here, Dangerous... Get some drums from a break and then break yo ass You want beats from the crew? we'll take yo cash Five g's for a muthafuckin song And if you can't pay it, keep movin on I'm into somethin that your f...

Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto Trying to survive, trying to stay alive Chorus: The ghetto The ghetto (Talking bout the ghetto) The ghetto The ghetto (Funk funky ghetto) Even though the streets are bumpy, lights burned out Dope fiends...

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[Intro/Chorus: Chase Hattan] You only see her in magazines Look at shorty she follow the dreams But you can only see her in the magazines And I hit that all the time [Too $hort] You in love with her, you wanna marry her Make lots of love and have kids...

[Intro is continued talking by "Pimpin' Ken"] What you rhyme mayne? You always spend G's How much cash you got that you can lend me? Think I'll pay you back, think you flossin hard When you ridin down the strip in yo' boss's car? With your silver chain o...

[Too $hort:] These are the tales These are the tales that I tell so well (tune in to the history channel) These are the tales (learn a lesson biatch) These are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog) I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a long long time I...

[Goldie Loc talking:] Definition - gangsta, hustla, you know We make money, we eat, we feed Pay attention - (Beitch!!) *beat starts* Uhh, yeah, come on.. Uhh uhh, make some music.. Dogg House, you know.. $hort Dog peep game, come on I'm ridin down the...

[E-40] UHH~! Where I stay they gotta temper they locks Get they hair done down at Nappy or Not (BAY AREA!!!) No funk abusin the cops Droppin off yola in the Wal*Mart parkin lot (parkin lot) Hustle in our arteries, re-up and re-cop (cop) Cemeteries, mortu...

How freaky can you get to a long fat dick Hella freaky like i said to a song that hit I'm the dirty rapper Too Short, the triple X Run up in the pussy, rub the nipple next Bitch, which is worse? My bark or my bite You heard about me and now I'm fucking...

[$hort:] Yeah we ridin... yea [Woman:] Short Dawg [$hort:] We ridin, just bounce wit me [Woman:] Short Dawg - here to play the game [$hort:] Yea... [Woman:] Whatch'all gonna do? [$hort:] And we ridin [Woman:] Short Dawg! [Too $hort:] What's on yo' mi...

[Too $hort] You want the money, wanna be a big mack dog? You swimmin in women on backlog Daydreamin 'bout the dividends The lil' homey said "Man I'm 'bout to get it in" It's just a sign of the times You get a little older now you wanna do crimes He went...

[George Clinton] The luscious bitch, she is true But it's not nice to fool Mother Nature The proud mother of God, like all hoes is jealous of her own shadow Who is this young big tawny bitch who wish to be queen for a day? Who would sacrifice the great g...

[Too $hort:] Way too real, Short Dog is just way too real It's the T Double, some call me $hort I'm in the house once again from the East to the North You know the west is the best coast We got the best beats, we bump the best hoes Living life way too fa...

[Short Dawg:] I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worst Like welfare day, can't stop the first of the month Can't stop Short Dawg neither Got a good hoe niggaz sure better keep her Cause I'm on the prowl, all the time Tryin knock every bitch s...

[Too $hort] Do it again... We want it all (we want it)... Everything you got (we want it) We want the diamonds, the gold, the weed, the hoes The coke spot and the keys to the Rolls You out of business, but no need to hang up the sign We 'bout to open u...

[Captain Save-A-Hoe:] Short, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this out I know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right? But yall can't be talkin bad about broads, man, you know? Yall in here talkin bout "suckin this" and...

[Too $hort:] It's just a little mo' game (ye-yeah ye-yeah) You might need to learn some (make me say ohh) Listen and learn (Yeahh-yeahhhhh) She's all about that get rich Treat a nigga like the lotto, he's a quick pick ... it's nothin to a boss bitch Wh...

[VERSE 1: Too $hort] What the fuck is wrong with Too $hort? What the fuck he tryina make somethin new for? Why that nigga keep spittin all that game Why he still gettin bitches, this shit is insane All my life I been writin these verses Learned the game...

Damn Sometimes we lose some good ones mayn y'know? They don't really understand this playerism Just gotta break it down to 'em, keep it real y'know? I'm a P-F-L, sworn to the P.I. I spent so many days with you, so many nights It's nice, I wanted you to...

[Too $hort] Put your hands in the air if you're pimpin If youse a real player with the women And all the ladies, stuck with a lame $hort Dawg'll never let 'em fuck up the game You better break that nigga, shake that nigga Don't wait too long girl, make i...

[Hook:] Where they at? Where they at? Where the hoes at? Where they at? Where the bitches at? Where they at? Where they at? Where they at? Yeah, where they at? Where the hoes at? Where they at? Where the bitches at? Where they at? Where they at? Where...

Once upon a time there lived a man In a place that's known as East Oakland He can rap to the beat like all the rest So rough hanging tough in the wild wild west With his gansta waves and gangsta hoods He made friends with dealers and crooks And when the...

[Too $hort] BEITCH!! [Chorus: repeat 2X] Take your clothes off for me, right now Shake your ass break it down, to the ground Bring it up spin around, right now Is y'all ready for me? [Too $hort] It wiggles when she shakes it You said "Leave her alone...

[Noreaga ad libs for the first 18 seconds] [Chorus 2x: Petey Pablo + N.O.R.E.] Can't fuck with us! Every car that we in Can't fuck with us! You see it's somethin like a sin Can't fuck with us! Man, you gotta show love Can't fuck with us! Pimp player gang...

You know it ain't over I said it back in '82 I'll be a player for life I'll never say I do I done tramped bitches That most niggaz would marry I like to pimp bitches and Most niggaz be scary Get a bad bitch And you can't say no You're at the mall buy...

Beeyotch!! You nasty, you nasty bitch Thats what I said bitch (you nasty) I said you nasty (you nasty) Fuck that shit, fuck you hoes (you nasty) Fuck all y'all, man I used to get straight A's, read my books in Catholic school, Now I find myself in the...