The Locust

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Alas, Here Come The Hypochondriacs To Wait With You In The Lobby

Drained blood from your own spine in a trophy. Dead skin cells drip charity crumbs. Biting the hand that feeds, Deemed an unhealthy meal. When slipping on someone else's elbow grease, Gurgling devices loose their appetite. Mirages seem to commission blam...

Alf-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The

Dear Mr. So and So Wait until it's over Nothing is King now and Nothing's getting older That jerk lives like a missle with his pecker (in) one hand and his pooper (in the) other What about the paperwork -bowels working overtime Feed the faxes apple...

An Extra Piece of Dead Meat

aim for the heart 'cause you've seen it on t.v., aim for the heart 'cause you've seen it in a movie. often given what is wanted. because blood only mixes with so many other chemicals. some of the specifics quickly affect the brain. 

Anything Jesus Does I Can Do It Better

Everyday I add to the list of people who can kiss my ass and imagine Mr. W sucking the fuck out of it. What is your astrological sign? Stop. Stop! Funny, hahaha. Would the owner of an ounce of dignity please contact the mall security? Not funny, n...

Aotkpta

Idealogical leper Newly planted tower: Grows from the ground and spills its guts out on the sidewalk Pseudo-politico Flat talk O'clock: Rolls past the site of a flesh insurrection Sidestepping creep Hostile Slumlord: Grabs his cash and hits the road, H...

Ass Gravity

Escape the trap of time. The cage of material. Enter Balance. Acceptance of our cosmic right and their worldly wrong. They are disease of this life. Stolen. When they see they can't live without her, they will wish they hadn't fucked with her. 

Backbones of Jack Asses

through with you present tongue. want to split the cost of bringing this to a head. there is always an open grave for you and your bullshit. 

Brand New Set Of Teeth

when wet behind the ears get on those bees knees. you can carry the torch that's never lit. because the ossified fuck grows those horse feathers. carry the torch that's never lit. 

Bring Your 65 Italian Carbine

Oh scandal! Oh scandalous! Oh murder! Oh murderous! Loaded gun, open crowd. I run the riot now that ruby red devil was a cold-blooded killer. I run the riot now with a high caliber action machine. Die 'em all dead. I kill, now you die Jackals, now you die. 

Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?

Genius or most genius? Uh, well, actually...neither. Cancel Christmas, those carbon units are all over the "them" just like a cheap suit. The cheapest fucking suit. Squish! Squash! Is something lost? Pish! Posh! Is someone lost? 

Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again

What came first the chicken or the moron? I'd say the moron potty trained or not. I wipe your ass you scratch my back Go ahead and continue to think about your genitalia but before you speak, before you think, Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway america...

Cattle Mutilation

burnt out and left for dead. you can't break the broke. what goes around comes around. watch the fuck out. this is an abduction. 

Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us

what if i don't get a chance to go soon? what then? win win win win win win stipulation what then? Brains can't believe eyes, i just want the thing 

Emancipation Fuckers

Standing in line like herded forced cattle. Waiting in line to find out if they can eat. Why the fuck do these people in power get to decide life for the people on the streets? Starving shouldn't be an option. Hunger... Thirst... Emaciation fuckers. Do...

File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'

Chancrous syphilologist I'm not sure if you understand our kicks this specialized sweep is a soggy donation Rotten milk and a history of spoiled eggs. Breakfast. Now let's go morally bankrupt Puppet predator Mannequin breadwinner Planting seeds o...

Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality

tear the rabbit in half so the meat can eat. tenderized, sanctified. chalk the walk, kill the talk. your fallacious arguments spilling out of it's rear end 'til it's been bled bone dry and used as a token of good charm. 

Full Frontal Obscurity

Questionless outweigh the collective's sensible side Poverty on pangea can polarize plenty more Till there are only two classes left: Dick and Serf That's not all, next step is Entire countries without running water or food Right next to vast fields of g...

Futile Agreement

There is no reason to go on. Process is a gamble. Consume yourself. To never understand. Careless future. Selfish life. Bullshit handed down. Do not look at your destruction. Do not see your death. Crippled you walk to your earth encrusted grave. 

Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed

A wolf remains a wolf even if it has eaten your sheep. The effects of long hours at the tanning salon. Outgrowing cacti, so on and so forth. Uh huh, yeah. 

Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You A Cantaloupe

Split the genes with a walking asshole. Producing some of that high grade Formica. Yea. No. Maybe. So. When six becomes nine, and nine becomes six. Never leave the house fully erect, one might fall and break it right off. 

Hairspray Suppository

illness is a problem, not a convenience. sometimes things are started and never finished. the stitch out of time never saves nine. diagnosed with a fucking illness. rome was never build in a day. 

Hairy Mouth

This shared psychotic disorder brings it own portable esophagus Subsequently followed by pereception grenades Here come the nitrous oxide Influenced steroids now Skin off my back, your meal 

Half-Eaten Sausage Would You Like To See You In His Office, The

Dear Mr. So and So Wait until it's over Nothing is King now and Nothing's getting older That jerk lives like a missle with his pecker (in) one hand and his pooper (in the) other What about the paperwork -bowels working overtime Feed the faxes apple...

Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)

ainstaking saga fits. downhill path looked over. wide range of discreet jokes. utopia is fine. glorious phase tailored nicely. regular ruin freshly disabled/fucked. 

Helios

Deafening silence. Lives torn in half. Forgotten memories. Terror of the past. Pain has subdued to the coming of darkness. Holocaust of horror. This mask of doom. In a helpless rage to understand the mistake. Can your hate give you salvation? Can your...

High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family

undulating backfire. bedroom eyes, twenty/twenty. limping through the frivolous. scanning through the scandalous. face to face where do these things come from damn it? out of unsorted vicious impalement. 

Hot Tubs Full Of Brand New Fuel

It's easy to replace in the name of progress It's easy to replace in the name of progress Wink wink, nudge nudge. Obsolete fuel, so lobbyists pull an alternative mule Insubordinate antique engine, spark superfluous discharges Gaia is wounded, corny and s...

How To Become A Virgin

They, the people Done like your dinner Taping fur to your back does not make you a werewolf Just like dying dads, or already dead dads Chance must be systematically explored when dressed up like Christmas beef 

How To Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector

cracking skulls, tearing flesh. have another heart attack. send 'em in, send 'em in, why don't you try pushing all the goddamn buttons. maybe just one of them will suffice. go back to the golf course. if the shoe fits, fuck it. confidence minimally confirmed,...

Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy

Wrecked 'em? I don't even know him Liaison for the nervous your consensual embryo is revoked Leave your body out of this Passive aggressive bolts filled with anxiety loosen amidst this cyanide vacuum Its time for the eyeball crotch to have a looksee W...

Inbred America

Run into the darkness of the trees. Only there you will not be found. Flee in to the light of the burning sand. Only there you will not be seen. They will try to follow you, Just like they followed those before. A bastardized culture of inbred fucks. Th...

Keep Of The Tracks

Keep off the tracks, still be severed. An effortless tension waiting to spark. Truth will only be looked at as lies. A lesson to learn, which road to travel. In this world they can decide your fate. Don't you hear the screaming locomotive. Can't you feel...

Kill Roger Hedgecock

most things go unnoticed with your eyes gouged out. they can only twist your arm so much. 

Late For A Double Date With A Oile Of Atoms In The Water Closet

Arbiter of shittily planned dilemmas you were born with only three faces shit down to the sub-atomic level to the last quark Martyrs mocking, lepers vomiting while everyone and their mother team up with toilet water Don't forget to tell your face swi...

Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here

Violent Huckster You're out of luck, sir Wire-tapped and Booby-trapped Wet nurse asks, "What's your amusement?" Wet dreams answer "Deadly powders, Napalm showers and Glowing cans." Is it curfew yet? No, not yet Like that violent stuff? Well it's...

Live From The Russian Compound

Cowboy lawman-found a cell Tore into it-as night fell Bankers kids are getting bingo'd Smells like midnight's cooked up a storm in here Leave those loose lips at home or at the rubble that's left when you return Have an armed guard posted at your f...

Moth-Eaten Deer Head

damn it jim, i'm not a magician. and actually not even a doctor. i'm not a fucking doctor. a cuckoo clock never gives the right time. we swim up stream for the cuckoo's dream. it's no surprise just how low some will go. 

Movement Across The Membrane

Ruffled feathers graciously accept a life of their own And a decision has been made to unclog the Artery of short comings Fundamental Flaw Firmly in place Defacing that belgard. Replacing good taste Finally, a Sense of Stability So this set of Truths...

New Tongue Sweepstakes

Hyponagogic logic dictates, Quite cogently, That it is your turn to wear the lampshade Right on time 

Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth

gee, how seemingly so tranquilized. pull the plug that anticipates being pulled. nice tranquil thumb in mouth. collision course with the worst. undeniably stripped bare past the capacity of catastrophic conditions. lick the porcelain where your semen lies. swa...

One Manometer Away From Mutually Assured Relocation

Feel free, fornicate it's not the earths first contra coup, or the first astral projection experience with mesomorphs. One can't resist these surges One can't resist these carbon copied secies, like us. Power failure pandemonium proudly perverts pluton...

Oscillating Eyes

Bigger Bones took his tonics Same as always Turned a few eardrums into mush Backyard surgery Wants to be so Socratic Hideous femur, wry and mocking Likes things oversimplified Sent him spinning Seems like those eyes haven't been working Same as always...

Personal History

Is your world nothing but lies? Keeping your life, your life. They know everything about your existence. You're all figured out, you're all figured out. They know who you are and what you do. There's nothing you can say to change their fucking minds about...

Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes

'White Nights' (Red Lights) Silent sirens Calm and brutal Kingdom comes Praying dagger (drunk and haggard) Found a sin and pulled the pin That old fuck has run amok his number is up... 

Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed

Santa Claus hijack, fuck-a-rama always getting a good look at the meat rack Before shooting blanks into a loaded crowd Hypothetical hunger is not directly proportional to hypothetical appetite 

Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?

Can you spare any (social) change after fucking every social donut hole? The U.S. toilet is overflowing (and sure needs an overthrowing) With Mr. Media's diarrhea. This dirty dickin' disaster. All of the dirty dickin' during a diarrhea dilemma This di...

Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle. [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover the hole Pig's Christmas parcel arrived basically full of crap and others lil' treats. A...

Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form

Such and such a hero has done so and so Dick mythology (dickology), don't miss out Just an ambidextrous hunch spawning an armless puppet child skeptically in cahoots with objectionable arch archetypes Gullibility's acknowledgment confirms by means of...

Red

Oceanic currents, Rushing the decay. Oceanic currents, Flushing the decay. What did you think would happen? Oceanic currents. Flushing the decay. Put objects in flight, Gravity overwhelms. Set something afloat, Watch it sink. Put facts to the mind,...

Scavenger, Invader

The highways (The Slipstreams of half-sacks) Are jammed up from pillar to post Night changes things: Everything is foul and filthy the reign The settlers are kicking off their shoes Flex those comets, bury that asshole 'Cos noxious obnoxious is guilty...

Sever The Toe

Jawa [x12] Fill your bellies while they feed you lies Complacently watch our earth's demise What means convenience to a starving race Gangrenous sores begin to appear All because of humanities fear 

Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia

Transplant of a phantom limb seems like a good deal (Considering it's bribery) highway robbery. Though I'd adamantly refuse the airtight reflex restraints. A scabby Achilles tendon for your placebo pills, your last offer? Okay buddy, you got yourself a dea...

Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour

carpentry isn't overrated, but the human trash that builds larger examples of non-human garbage definitely run in the realm of expendability. suicide is not a vice, it's a virtue and should be regarded as such like lying and masturbation. 

Solar Panel Asses

Give back those dirty plungers the trumpet players can't bleed without them. The spinster mechanic is late to work no eat, no sleep, ect. Well what did you expect? Purple headed warriors on the front lines? Social sardines for a better tomorrow Guilt...

Spitting In The Faces of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition

Picking the scabs off regret because it doesn't seem to be your birthday yet. Spotting and removing the fly from the ointment. A beautician looking for a good source of nutrition. A fool can get the cattle to start to drool. 

Straight from the Horses Mouth

tighten the tie, lengthen the leg. suck on the shit, scramble the egg. shed that old skin for some feathers. as noses bleed, trumpets are trumpeting, noses are bleeding. triumphant cattle mutilations. that damn saint nick with chocolate-flavored razor blades. 

Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees

out with the old. this is the new. the minor details have been overlooked. plastic people making plastic trees grow out of concrete, this landscape lacks intellectual quality. emergency. 

Teenage Mustache

Want to stay young? Well abort now. Otherwise you're going to make a great dead cop. Bet you think you are going to change color standing there on all four feet getting licked like a lollipop. 

The Book of bot

He's a wretch and Like all the rest he thinks There's time to make trouble And time to make a mess He says, "Punch in automate Stomp on, stamp out" Mechanized and traumatized He's tapping things obsessively Find his boss's office and tears it apart...

The Perils of Believing in Round Squares

reason and logic have been thrown out the window. a jesus fish won't save you (from a car crash). fanatic fits (will only) lead to a mental diaper rash. no matter how you look at it, worm food is worm food. reason and logic have been thrown out the window, the...

The Unwilling...Led By The Unqualified...Doing The Unnecessary...For The Ungrateful

Will all john henkleys please report to the corporate barbecue Let's pile this trash much higher so that we might just reach the heavens Leaving cock-sucker (no offence to the cocksuckers) behind with stock imagination, reinventing commons then living wit...

This Is Radio Surgery

Avoid the hooplah - the lock groove is set. Avoid the hooplah - so place all your bets. Wounded insects eating their pets, Dumb down tall sects must cleat all debts. Face knew nothing of the matter, Indicators = splatter, splatter! 

Tower Of Mammal

Sluggish synapsis mocking cro-magnon's first impressions, Also gently leaning towards the nearest black hole And even time reversal symmetry Is baffled by the smirkless face of history Analytical avenger can't be held back any longer By these self adhes...

Turning Your Merchandise Into A Ripped Wall Of Mini-Abs

Now you can manhandle the maladriot missile. Now you can fabricate the fabulous flight forte. Delcepts, titiods, altiques and other muscle groups that don't exist. 

Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys

you look older than you should. and that pretty face can go to hell. now you can own your own jim jones-style cult. sometimes werewolves look like little bunnies, and spawn plenty of others. 

Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur

Seemed like the right thing to do at the time but Dr. quackenfish is in the driver's seat now. Aesthetically pleased to the point of ambivalence. Canadian bacon-y self-fulfilling prophecy take the time to drown in your own spit Yes. We are talking about...

We Have Reached An Official Verdict: Nobody Gives A Shit

Belching into the atmosphere, new erections still the same as those filthy fucking old ones now it's known that theres no heaven on this shore on this or any other damn shore for that matter Shit-sucking kings and ass licking peasents with their foreign...

Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows. dad, i don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i give you. let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me two. dad i'm tired of running in circles. shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floo...

Wet Dream War Machine

Stop talking politics Rephrase, Rephrase Hibernating phantom friend Witness, Witness There's a hotbed of isms around here All hail the chopper, the blitzkrieg, the tank, Never mind the ethics involved Stop talking politics Calculate, Eliminate Wi...

Wet-Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case

Passed down, tuned in, turned on, face down. Loose screws swallowed sometimes stick out. Stomach acid exceeding blood, Victory factory all tapped-out. Conveyor belt hobbies seldom furnish in unfamiliar settings. The ultimate dependence shower. Sore thumb...

Who's Handling The Population Paste?

Don't you want to know the truth about dishonorable discharge? For that special one-gun salute to the fellow N.R.A. holes Yada yada yada yada Plaster every sore A question for you my self proclaimed profit, are you angry? Now you can go from cocaine ont...

Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch

The chicken bit it (The foreskin knew it) The sultry salesman worked to keep his high heels on. Oh, the doors are talking Oh, the sheets are stained A fleshy bowl of nonsense says, "Apparently a slut's been made!" Why must the fortune teller always do...