The Beards piosenki

A wizard needs a beard A pirate needs a beard A hippy needs a beard And you, you need a beard You need a beard, you've gotta have a beard You call yourself a man? A professor needs a beard An archivist needs a beard A bush ranger needs a beard And yo...

Listen up girls if you like face hair I've got more than enough to share If you like something to grab onto Then grab something else because my beards not for you There's a name for it and it's called Beard love and it's a part of us all Beard love and you...

Bearded men listen to me We were once proud we were once free Let us not forget our history Whoa oh Someday we will find a place Where beards are welcome on our face Together we'll create a bearded race Whoa oh We'll start a Bearded Nation a Bearde...

Beards across Australia unite[x4] Come on! Beards across Australia unite, tonight Beards across Australia unite, oh yeah yeah Beards across Australia unite, tonight If your boss tells you: "you got to shave" - be brave! If you loose your job, because...

Henry the 8th had lots of wives, And a habit, of taking their lives. He had a beard but let’s not be unfair. Because beards don’t kill people, people with beards, kill people. Charles Manson, had a murderer's mind. Blood bath in 1969, but the authorities...

Came into the world on gray july morn The miracle of life as a child is born A healthy baby boy 5 pounds 8 And strangely had a lot of hair on his face The parents in shock could only stare At the tiny baby and his face full of hair But the doctor just g...

Had a girl An actual girlfriend yeah She asked me To trim back my face hair But nobody ever Tells me to shave Tells me to shave So I dumped her I dumped her arse straight away Coz I'm bearded And that's how it's going to stay I let it grow Somet...

I remember your face, as you opened your eyes And stared at me in the soft morning light I remember your hand as I held it in mine And I kissed your lips for the very first time I remember the sunrise, the birds were singing As the winter in my heart turned in...

Beards! She's stretched out naked in front of me With her finger to her lips She beckons me to the bedroom With a shake of her hips. She says “baby I want your lovin'” As she takes me by the hand “I want you to give it to me The way that only a bearde...

Remember when you were 14 Your dad taught you to shave That wasn't a very fatherly way For him to behave You had to watch your first beard Melting down the drain A beard abandoned a son betrayed [Chorus] Your Dad taught you how And look at you now 'Cos if y...

No beard, No good There's not enough beards in my neighbourhood And you can tell me you can't I know that you could You've got no beard and you're, no good no Well there's a beardless man in the flat next door I've never spoken to him before and I nev...

Well, there once was a Man, and that man had a beard, he shaved off his beard and now he's dead. And there once was a Girl, and her husband had a beard, she asked him to shave it off and now she's dead. Nows she's dead (now she's dead) Nows she's dead (now...

They called him the beard And he walked here and there They called him the beard Because of his facial hair And when he walked through the town All the people would cheer They’d say “Look at that guy He’s got a really good beard” They called him the b...

I once owned and operated a beard accessory store A beard accessory store Business it was booming at my beard accessory store My beard accessory store But then people started shaving And business started waning At my beard accessory store The landlord came a...

Son I grant you the right to go forth into the world But hear my words Wherever you go electricity will be there Do not give in to this evil my boy Do so would be to betray your kin I know you will do what is right Make me proud my son Amish boy became an ami...

I’ve sat upon a mountain with the wind blowing in my hair I’ve watched the sun’s rays sparkle on the sea I’ve walked through the forest and I’ve breathed the purest air And I’ve felt warm soft sand ‘neath my feet I’ve laid in the water and I’ve soared abov...

My Dad had a beard Coz my Dad wasn't shit When he died I decided I Would grow one just like it I grew it large and I grew it long I grew it thick and I grew it strong Then I had to find a job But at the job interview They told me I'd have to shave T...

A beard will never talk back A beard is more attractive when it’s hairy and fat A beard’ll stick by you when a woman won’t A beard looks better with age, women don’t You can attack your beard with a razor, it’ll keep coming back You can stroke your beard all...

You catch his eye from across the room, you catch his eye You think ‘Oh my, he's got quite the beard, oh my' And now you want to but you can't look away His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey And now you find yourself walking his way Hey, hey...