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[Announcer (Egoraptor):] This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle! [Johnson (Danny Sexbang):] Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing [Chief (Egoraptor):] Alright then J...

Arin: My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986, old school I'm bringing you a laid-back summertime jam Danny: Hold on a minute, Link! Arin: Hey, what's up, old man? Danny: I see that you're embarking on...

[Verse 1: Egoraptor] It was a dark and spooky Halloween night When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash To a big dance party; a Monster Mash! Wolfman, Frankenstein and Mummy were there While Medusa fe...

Bonjour, hello, my name is Glass Joe! I’m the toughest French boxer that you’re ever gonna know I score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough! I fight next week for the champion belt Mr. Sandman is tough and I...

I am Kratos the destroyer, I'm the harbinger of death! All of the Gods tremble before me as they draw their final breath In my first 12 games I murdered every lord the earth has seen, Now what immortal foes await me here in God Of War 13? Kratos you are p...

[Egoraptor] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party, gotta catch 'em all! Smell my balls! [Verse 1: Egoraptor] Yo what up, bitch, I'mma tell you a tale 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war But...

Once upon a time, in 1982, there were four young ghosts who lived under the iron fist of Pac-Man. He just ate a power pellet! Run! Oh no! He's coming! No! Not today, my friends. Inky! W-What are you doing?! I'm finally taking my stand, Blinky, hear my wo...

[Verse 1] [Egoraptor] My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule Been on the force of good since 1986, old school I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam [Danny Sexbang] Hold on a minute, Link [Ego] Hey what's up, old man [Dan] I see t...

[Intro: Egoraptor] Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your shit! Including you! [Verse 1: Egoraptor] Yo, Dreamland's where it's motherfucking at Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's motherfucking fat There's a little pink bastard Who's eating even faster H...

Luigi: Princess Peach Won't you listen to my speech I don't have any stars of invincibility But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me I'm your Luigi Mario: What up, Peach, I got a one-up, bitch What's inside the question block; it's my d...

[Danny Sexbang] Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily [Egoraptor] Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now? But you're evil and bent on world domination [Danny] Not anymore, those days are behind me Don't question it. Shut up....

Strolling Down the street, the square street A fair sheet, of squares sleep below my feet Creeper's what they call me But even I see, that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee! Look at this tall tree, it's nature's majesty! Would it be so bad if...

Hey, welcome to Mortal Kombat High School. You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right? Yeah I'm Ken. I like wearing red and making friends. Yay! What's up? I'm Johnny Cage let me show you around. I'll introduce you to the crew and tell...

[Intro] [Egoraptor] Hey Ken [Danny Sexbang] What's up, Ryu? [Ego] You know I think you're a fucking dick right? [Dan] Yeah? [Ego] Well, I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death [Dan] Okay [Ego] Do you think you can sto...

Danny Sexbang and Egoraptor] There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed She stood...

Rolling out motherfuckers it's the Robots in Disguise Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies Cars and vans and planes, fuckin' construction trucks They're going undercover 'cause Decepticons don't give a fuck. Autobots it's time for rolling ou...

[Egoraptor:] It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited Luigi stood up and said, [Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] Listen, everyone, I love you guys You are my best friends in the world, you make m...

[Danny Sexbang] Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? [Kids] Eat a dick! [Danny] Great! Here we go! [Danny Sexbang] Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all When the world needed saving, he would answer the call His little friend Tails a...

[Egoraptor] Oh, shit, let's play Animal Crossing now Come on everybody I'll show you how Now listen real close, I'ma tell you the sitch Cause my name is Tom Nook and I run this bitch Congratulations, you bought a new home Oh, you can't afford it? I can give y...

Aww yeah. It's me Link again baby that's right I'm back. Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track.. But now my confidence is at an all time high Because Navi just anointed me the Hero of Rhyme! I said the Hero of Time! That's right the Hero...