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On the first day of Christmas, My homie got for me, A copy of my favorite movie On the second day of Chirstmas, My homie got for me, Two double Ds, And a copy of my favorite movie On the third day of Christmas, My homie got for me, Three fresh tats,...

Anything he can do, I can do dumber I can do anything dumber than him No, you can't Yeah, I can No, you can't Yeah, I can Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man To get around town I can ace this race I roll down the street With shopping carts...

Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best There's nothing more to say But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap But I'm still the baddest pirate around 'Cause I've got...

so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin' this here rap for your safety so all you kids don't mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time t...

I’m a nice guy and get nothing in return but Cut in line, mean mugged, smacked on the butt By the way, saying “Good game” doesn’t mean it’s OK Guy on guy butt slapping’s really gay No, that’s not me now, I’m Boxman version two Out with the old box, in wi...

My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed And I'm the best dressed, but I digress The North to the South to the East to the West America will look like less o...

all I hear about is christmas spirit f--- that s---, man, i don't wanna hear it christmas as a box sucks and i fear it not this time, i'm not gonna be near it i need to find a way to get away from it all the mountains would probably be a good call only...

There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that...

Cute, furry kittens, Snacking on my grass, I didn't know why they were there, So i took them into my house, That was a big mistake, And i'll tell you why! (Koty):Why? Never let the cat eat too much grass, Or they'll barf all over your place, Cute litt...

Sometimes you have bad days; Days when you think nothing can bring you up. But if you got a girl, You got nothing to worry about. Just listen here And we'll tell you just what's up. Grab your girl and have some Dixon Cider And show her love with your Di...

Here's the thing about saying firetruck It starts with F and it ends with UCK So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck You no longer have to exclaim on F**K Hey look at that they just bleeped me Instead say FIRETRUCK is so easy And I'd like to take...

There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know. We wish we had known this when we were freshmen. Watch out for freshmen Friday, the most dangerous day of the week. You thought you were excited for the weekend, but this is where your week...

Happy cow, Happy cow Everywhere you go, Happy cow, Happy cow Take it to and fro Happy cow, happy cow follows you al day Happy cow, Happy cow Play, Play, Play Play Happy cow, Happy cow better than the rest cuz a happy cow, is da best! 

His name is Max and he's going to school He doesn't wear a helmet 'cause he's so cool He keeps his helmet on his bars Darts out randomly in front of cars Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street He even has a girlfriend, ISN'T THAT SWEET!? He hi...

MAX! Max had a car that's really sweet Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks Not just that but it chafs his neck And he thinks it's stupid as heck Max! Max! Max! Max has got a car! Yeah, a car! A two door freakin' car! It's fast! It's fast!...

You're playing games and need something to chew You're super hungry, so what do I do? I put the meat in your mouth, I put the meat in your mouth You know you love it when you get that meat in your mouth. You're out on a date, macking on some stew Your g...

Milky milkshake, Milky milkshake, Milky milkshake, Dancing with my milkshake! Baby oh yeah! I'm dancing with my milkshake! Oh i love, my milky milky shake! Baby! Milky milkshake, milky milkshake, milky milkshake, Shakin' my milk, milk baby, Shakin' m...

Gotta step in the bathroom super fast To check her current Facebook dating status To see if this is a confusing friend-zone thing. I don't want to pay if it's a friend-zone thing, But I totally will if it's a make out thing! Might make me seem like a jerk...

Walkin' down the street and everybody's starin' Just jealous of what I'm wearin' That's right it's a fanny pack, bitches Hot pink and matches my britches You're thinking "that guy's insane Damn, what's his name? What's wrong with his brain?" I'm perfect...

The greatest thing ever just happened to me (You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!) First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from t...