Sloppy Seconds piosenki

Emerson, we celebrate Friday nights we'd stay up late Monster movies, ten to two What the hell went wrong with you? Now your girlfriend makes you go Out with her to the movie show But you don't see no horror flicks Just that junk your girlfriend picks I don't...

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance Get out o...

I'm tired of runnin' form the CIA, tired of runnin' from the CIA, tired of runnin' from the CIA And I'm goin' down for a suicide ride, and ain't nobody gonna take me alive Because I got no time to run about, the wind is high and the sun is out today I'm...

Don't tell me Don't tempt me I'll drink 'till the bottles' empty I'm not in denial, so don't put my life on trial I never asked for your opinion I never asked for your advice You think I'm unable to set my drink down on the table I hoard it, I guard it But d...

Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car Got the phone and called me a cab Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my tab Nowhere to go, no cash to spend Don't know why I'm smashed again... Wake up in a puddle of booze And cra...

I'm so fucked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So fucked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So fucked up!) And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse 'Cause all I need i...

Why don't you swallow a handfull of someone else's pills? It will solve all of my problems and cure all of your ills. Take the little red capslues that relieve your tension. Take the little white tablets that prevent conception. Take the little black beaut...

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Who can take a rainbow Wrap it is a sigh Soak it in the...

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Party Beach Drag races in the street They haul that toxic waste offshore And they throw it overboard It falls into a sunken hull And spills onto a human skull So run like hell for all you're worth 'Cause mons...

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our girlfriends think we're gay But who needs women when you've got friends? We're the men! The...

Don't believe if Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in "Walking Tall" What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew? Where is the Mean Machine, Bruce Lee, and David Carradine? I know I've said it all before, but...

Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Pop my dick, you son of a bitch! 

Crawling from the wreckage walking through the wasteland searching for a sign of life another lonely spaceman Jet pack of my back helmet on my head laser in my shoulder holster then somebody said Do not move, do not run do not reach for your ray gun turn and...

I got a time bomb And it's ready to blow I got a time bomb Just like I told you before You think you'll run away And live to fight another day But what do you think you're running from? I got a chainsaw All shiny and new I got a chainsaw And I'm lo...

Never thought we'd meet again A young wanna-be and an old has-been I wish I had a photo of this scene I've suffered through dependencies I still have violent tendencies I could sell my life to "People Magazine" But I don't care; I don't mind Just leave...

I love lesbians more than anyone So why don't lesbians love me? I want lesbians, each and every one So why don't lesbians want me? It turns me on the way They all wear sexy lingerie And string bikinis everywhere they go But they don't let me watch As...

I think I'm gonna go home, 'cause you just ran out of beer And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here You're lying there half naked But these tunes you're playing just won't make it You got a great body, but your record collecti...

I know you wanna fuck my sister Hey man, I kinda like your sister Hey man, I hope that's cool Hey man, I kinda lose my mind every single time I find your sister suntanned by the pool Hey man, I wanna see her naked Hey man, I'm always in her room All alone whe...

They're thirty-nine years old They're worth their weight in gold They work in busy offices I hope to God will fold They hated Vietnam They love the neutron bomb And they're your next door neighbors and your father and your mom They're the yuppies Yup...