Slightly Stoopid piosenki

I went to that corner store to Get something to eat Well i hear old nico Straight come callin' after me He says now Son you've got to listen And i hope you understand That we've Got the best tortillas And that aint no bullshit man So don't go waste y...

Searchin' for the one who wants to make you Something better than you could Or maybe, one who wants to turn you Into something that you should And though it's easily assumed, you'll be taken It's even easier to know you'll be waitin' And like a waterfall, tea...

When you look out on the ocean And all you see is skies all painted gray And when you look back on the notion Yes, you see it's almost went away And when you're acting like it just ain't right All you see is almost gonna stay And when you knowing that it just...

It all started late on a saturday night Said who's got the spliffs and who's got the pint? Look out the window, said to my surprise Here comes the man in blue and his flashing lights He said now "your party's fuckin' over with Because ya smokin' bluntsand you...

Said woman, look lovely to me, but your body no ready And if that you're thinking you're ready to give it a try And maybe, you might want to wait before you give yourself away Or maybe, the reasons you're willing are burning inside And if you say that you...

well the clock says its time to roll, yeah, for all you people fo' sho'. and maybe some should consider a place thats open till four. the lights go down and your ready for the open road maybe theres a chance, fo' sho'. never really knowin if youll be on the o...

Operation send the rescue team Operation shoot 'em on the street Operation comin after me Oh operation say what we will say (lets go!) If breakin' rules is what we do its a shame to go to waste The potency of jah tea it leaves a bitter taste Head downtown to a...

Opportunities You're knockin' at my door Grab my pants off the floor Grab my shoes grab my hat I think i'm getting fat Wasted youth wasted lives We'll see but help me find by My opportunities Let's hear it all for opportunity! Opportunity I come in the door...

Just 'cause she dances go-go Don't make her a ho no no Maxine put your red shows on We goin' to the disco We gonna elope on down to mexico Called up my momma said i'm in love with a stripper yo Ten grand Lemme see you shake it like you got no bones in...

But i aint no prophet To cure some damn disease And would you help me anyway If i was on my knees I'm going through my time of change In my time of need And every little thing is gonna Be all the same And then i thought to my self I'm gonna marry int...

Punk rock Billy was an average Joe Kickin kids shins with his steel boot toe With his chin up high and his feet down low So no one tells him which way to go And I don't know just what it will take Watch and see all of his mistakes And stumbling onto the ground...

You say where are we going And what you gonna do When all those police men Come chasin after you You better run away Keep yourself from day Hide out in the night They leave you without any right I don't know why they are coming to take you away If you had rea...

Everyday my heart is sore It seem that im so poor But i shall not give up so easily Theres a reward for me Theres a reward for me Though im boarded down with shame Still theres no one here to blame But i shall not give up so easily Theres a reward for me There...

I've got this feelin' that I'll put on over Try to fight and conquer rules We're non-existent Tryin' to tell us it's Over and over again Cuz I'm the righeous man Cuz i'm the righteous man Every day its all the same Every day its all the same Every day its...

All round the world I'm seeing all them pretty girls Only one I need and only thing that I been thinking 'bout Is you girl, you, yeah, you girl yeah, yeah Only fantasy and only one I want to see Early in the morning, only one that keeps me holding on Is you...

His name is Johnny he's got nothing to say He's just a bad ass motha getting in your face You better hang your head low, low to the ground Cause we're dropping mad tracks until were feeling the sound It's the rhymes and the rhythms that you're used to With the...

Me no see no other way, but me no see no other way The one way me seeing is the righteous way Me no see no other way, but me no see no other way The one way me seeing is the righteous way Bounce with me, come real, take me Follow some of them right on over to...

But everybody wants to get some Sinsemilla And everybody wants to get some We want our sinsemilla And everybody wants to get some We want the sinsemilla And everybody wants to get some We want the sinsemilla You know that it's better To smoke it Said in the mo...

Too many Too many people In my way its over population I am that sinking stone Drowning in a sea of frustration Little bay Big bay Too many things it's overcomplicated You can all just fuck off and die And leave me lyin' there insane 

I don't know why i've been losing control All them fuck all this shit And down in the hole Friends keep on tellin' me What im doin wrong I'm slightly stoopid Never passing up the bong One two three four They try and say to me that im such a fool Fool...