Shane Dawson piosenki

I’m sick of those pretty boys checking their mirrors Waxing their ball hairs Ah uh Ah oh I’m sick of those rocker boys they’re always cheating with girls who are younger Ah uh Ah oh Yeah, a guy who won’t talk shit about me on Twitter cause he doesn’t know...

Remember back in the day I could do no wrong. You called it poetry when I said bluffing with my muff on I wore an outfit made completely out of Kermit the Frog’s I had so many fans from little kids to suck the bombs. So where did I go wrong go wrong go wr...

Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby Caught in a bad bromance Ohh ohh ohh ohh ooooohh ohh ohh ohh ohh baby Caught in a bad bromance Ra Ra Oh Ra Ra Romance Ra Ma Ma Blah Blah Oh GaGa A bad bromance x2 You always call me, your always with me Y...

Blame it all on Disney Look what they did to me And I'm not the only one who turned out like that Just look at Lindsey Don't forget about Miley And the girl from "Even Stevens" Even had a sex tape (ugh) What the fuck Happened to them Remember Disne...

Dadee da da Da da da Chillin in my house With my moomoo on My couch is cover plastic Just wanna keep the liquid & food off the fabric Take a gander at my nick nacks Preicous moments on the self With my glass cat You think I'm not cool Cuz I'm...

"Y'all motherfuckas need Jesus" "Hey 'all! What do you think of Facebook?" "I wish I was allowed to use the N word sometimes" "Saw a guy riding a scooter wearing a neck brace" "An abortion can cost a ballin nigga up to 50 G's ... (maybe 100)" Oh "Why is...

Red Suit with the thong underneath I've got the taste of McCain's old dick in my teeth I was the governor, but I decided to quit Alaska's cold as fuck and its boring as shit Ga-ga-ga-Gay's always call me a bitch Cause I say they'll burn in hell and They...

You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2 D-bag d-d-bop-bop x3 D-bag douche bag. D-bag d-d-bop-bop x3 D-bag douche bag. He takes longer then you to get ready. He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay. He lotions up other girls at the beach....

Hi my name is Shane Dawson. I'm a famous YouTuber with lots of fans and lots of money and both of those things make me very happy, honest. If you want to be a famous YouTuber like me just follow these steps. Here we go... If you want to be a famous YouTub...

I wake up on the wrong side of my floor My clothes still smell like night before Where am I? Why am I talking to myself? (self) I'm like fat kid running through candy store I'm like nympho surronded by bounch of whores Why can't I just get control over...

[S-Deezy] Rule number 1: Act like you don't give a fuck Here's your homework: try to get your pee-pee sucked Rule number 2: Avoid the cafeteria Bring your own lunch or you'll get diarrhea! [Paris Hilton] Rule number 3: Find your posse Just not the craz...

Aha Lifes’ like this Aha Aha That’s the way it is! La la la la Aha La la la la That’s the way it is! Chill lut, what you yellin boot Lay back, look at my butt crack And I like to wear a tie and I’m really cool with my raccoon eyes. I look like a le...

Y'all... I know god said no false idols but, I talked to god and we're chill so, You can pray to Thomas, I'll get you through it all, oh... It started as a little boy, I used to dream of what life could be, I checked all the boxes now, That I'm on fri...

I know that you may love me But the truth is I’m an alien from planet blu-rrr-ra-ish And you should not trust me I have both parts penis and v-Jay-Jay And I am here to brain wash all the gays On the shitter I poop out glitter I’m gonna clone myself and...

Oh, oh Ro Ro Roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig I can’t get through the door cause my booty is too big 1% is human 99 is plastic Just a sec, I gotta fix my lips These hoes are jealous Cause their men’s want me I can’t believe it that girl is s...

Ohohohoh I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA's. Ohohohoh I'm in love with FUPA's, FUPA's FUPA's! FUPA's-as FUPAS! FUPA-as FUPAs! FUPA-as FUPA's! NOM NOM When she walks towards me, I am horny Her body is a work of art it seems Forgive me if I start to sali...

There's a black guy in my bed There's a ringin' in my head Empty bottles on the floor A tied up dead asian whore I should probably take a bath Put some ountment on my rash Is that a piercing on my twat I don't remember getting that Pictures of last n...

[Mom - Mrs. Dawson] Living like ur dying. Yeah Go out and do all the crazy shit you’ve never ever done before. Yeah Living like ur dying. Yeah Start living like your dying. Yeah Go out and do all the crazy shit you’ve never ever done before. Yeah Live li...

It's Christmas time, and Santa's here making the children smile, but he's just a pedophile, so you better watch your child. Christmas trees in every house covered in shiny lights, but they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire. The...

Laying on my couch watching TV eating Hot Pockets for days Talking to my dog like she’s human and can understand me I’m on Twitter all night long trying to get celebrities to follow me Taking pics for Instagram and photoshoping the shit out of me (I don’t...