Rodney Carrington piosenki

im gettin married to my pickup truck it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer or want a divorce it doesn't care if I stay out late it doesn't bitch about the money i make we'll be together till the end...

Rodney Carrington Put You Clothes Back on Put your clothes back on, I'd rather be alone. Your thing is all worn out now get on home. You've had too many lovers, They've worn off the hair. There ain't no way I'm goin in there. Put your clothes on, and...

I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when I was five years old. We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley, Cause that's just how we always like to roll. We didn't mind, showing off our Bling, Bling, Our golden teeth and our Cadillac Escalade....

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we...

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy blazer and her legs & her armpits never seen a razor.... she had curlers in her hair, window ro...

Well I got home and the door was locked, So I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window, I got inside She kicked me in the balls and then i cried called me a name, said I lied, k...

We were young when we first met, And I won’t ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever inside of you my angel had appeared All at once the baby came along, everything was moving fast but nothi...

i've been married nine years. thats one story. my wife has been through everything. i've learned some shit bout marriage. never start a sentence with the words your fuckin mother. if you get to "er" you take off runnin you wont see the poody poo for quite some...

Titties and beer (titties and beer) Big old titties and beer (titties and beer) I thank god almighty for titties and beer (fat titties and beer) Hunting two legged deer (titties and beer) Thank god I ain't queer (bring him out here) There's one thing dad...