Rhett & Link piosenki
Utwory wykonawcy:
Song For When You Want To Say I Love You But You Can't
Hey girl You know we've been dating for a long time now Going on five whole weeks Now that's commitment, baby So we've prepared this very special song For the very special ladies in our lives Listen up It was magic on our first date At the food court...
The Break Up Song
It’s not you; it’s me. And me don’t like you. It’s not you; it’s I. And I’m breaking up with you. You swore up and down the wall Twilight’s the best trilogy of all Somehow you got me to agree To dress up like Edward for Halloween. But now that I’m com...
Tongue of the Cobra
[Verse 1: Rhett and Link] Can you taste it? That's not enough you've got to place it Is that an onion or a leek? Wake the pink snake, sleeping in your mouth cave It's flavor that it seeks Let your taste bud blossom like an orchid And penetrate a pastry...
Tough Decisions (A Whale Is Gonna Die)
Paper Or plastic Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean Giving a whale cancer But did you know that The paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree Which happens to...
Yo Daddy Battle
My daddy can bench press 400 pounds.800 if he uses both arms. My daddy can make a delicious pizza using nothing but found items from your backyard My daddy ran a marathon in under 2 hours... on his hands. My daddy was the lead singer of 90% of all popular...
Yo Mama Battle of Compliments
Yo mama's so cuddly that puppies watch Youtube videos of her. Yo mama's so bold she's featured on the toolbar of Microsoft Word. Yo mama's so wise, Yoda often texts her for advice. Yo mama's so nice, I gotta say it twice. ...She's NICE (nice). Yo mama's...