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Pass Go, Collect Two Hundred Dollars

I never said I was Anymore than I am It's the point of no return No return, no return, no return NO, don't look back No no no, don't hold back You take what you can and then you never let it go They know you won't fucking stop Until you run the show You t...

Piggly Wiggly

Gotta go slow Gotta go slow Pig without wings Is just another pig And a prick that's not hard Is just another dick Open real wide and in goes my fist Wasn't that just so delicious Peddling backwards, great exercise Monopoly's a way of life for some That per...

Polish The Chrome

sometimes i like to sit at home with a can of chrome polish put a little of the polish on a cloth then rub it back and forth across the chrome ya know, i should have wrote some lyrics down for this song.. why.. i dunno Polish the chrome Polish the chrome Pol...

Pollution Pump

Pump your brain full of lead poisoning Nothing to gain nothing to loose so choose to enjoy this song I made What I want to know is where's the fucking manual Said there'd be a solution to all this fucking noise pollution Grind the gears Turn the wheels Spin...

Quit Lyin'

I don't give a fuck what you think's great Fuck what you've learned Fuck what youd say We get lead around (the fucking run-around) and expected not to complain I don't give a fuck what you think's great Fuck what you've learned fuck what you say We get lead a...

Rabid

Come in close, So you can see everyone I can do without It's been a long time in the making Procrastination fucks yourself You're fucking me My fucking luck My fucking god You fucking twat Shit so deep, shit's all you see Fuck everybody Hit one I'm up and se...

Role Models

Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chance Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chanc...

Ruby Cannon

A tarnish rep's worse Than a punch to the gut My stomach's churning Here comes the throw-up Into your mouth Taste the fear A friend, is a friend is a friend, is a friend Is a One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser One more line One more...

Scanner

Check your rearview and make sure there's no cops within view And then don't stop There's pedal to the right, push it floor Get a jammer so the speed won't clock Fuck the cops, this system sucks Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls That bitch is sick Testimony t...

Scatter Brained

Some go without Ever having to deal Without never stealing a meal With everything at their disposal Still, life is terrible Sometimes at times unbearable Sit down, shut up And quit your whining Open your eyes And look around It's kind of surprising Is that...

Sharp Tongue

There's always a point To the undertones Right or wrong Neither lasts for long Explanations don't work We must be shown Fear to speak Because we stand alone Secluded Acting like a drone When a hand is handed No love is shown Shit doesn't matter Just let it...

Something For Nothing

No trust and no know Whatever I had but never again Nothing was meant Whatever I say goes right to your head Something's got to give right now Nothing can stop me and this I know But at times... It's hard to keep my head up Oh! Don't think so! You can't get...

Stud Punch

Take a good hard look at yourself bitch Then take a good hard look at me, you see, what to do you see? Take a good hard look at yourself baby Then take a good hard look at me, you see, what to do you see? you FUCKED you FUCKED you FUCKED damnit.. you FUCKED d...

Swiss Cheese

Move that shit, just move that shit Just do that shit, just do that shit Shake it, shake it You heard me, that's right. A B C D E You lookin' up at me. Jewel's are shining, platinum smilin' Rims are spinin' Stupid fucking I'm full of shit, I'm full of shit R...

Teacher's Edition

Day in, day out, try to teach you but you never want to learn, so crash and burn. Can't get the fact that you're faced with life. Now why didn't you fucking learn? I'm a useless piece of shit; it's passed down my family tree. Retarded, ignorance is bliss...

The Auctioneer

Okay.. Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars can i get 100? i see 100 125? 125 150? yes you there in the back 175? 175 200 dollars? you for 200 dollars Do i hear 225? 225 250? 300? going once going twice SOLD Sold to the man with the faggot hair sold to...

The Driver

drive ride drive ride drive ride drive ride drive ride drive ride sick of fuckin havin to drive everywhere all the time everybody never havin any money bitch you know the time, its so damn hot seat's stuck to my back but I DONT GIVE A FUCK drive ride drive rid...

Too Many Chiefs

Please Jesus Christ almighty please empower me with your ultimate forces Eat me for lunch then they fuck me for diner Oh no no please please tell me that I am a winner Dream do not come true at least not for me I don’t ask for much motherfucker give me someth...

Ugly

Just pass the torch And say thanks You had your time But it's gone now And you can't pick up the pace Sentence me to see Your inability Pull the cord out End your misery Stick a fork in you, boo-ya Almost done with your run Well, you had your fun Now it's t...

Where Was I

Everyone's grown up and left me behind, that's fine alone, and I put in some time. Imagination that runs my life enough, I'm already not quite right Everyone's grown up and left me behind, that's fine alone, and I put in some time. Imagination that runs my...