Psychostick piosenki

Alright, motherfucker It's time to go old-school So put on your thinking caps And get ready To fuck shit up A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z Now I know My ABC's Next time won't You sing with me 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F G H I J...

Excuse me, my eyes are up here Yeah, but your boobs are down there Boobs should always be in my face So bring them over to my place Guys know what it's all about Victoria, your Secret's out All bras do is get in the way So let yo puppies out to play S...

I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should If there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad ''cause the beer it makes me glad Now there's nothing left to say So lets go drink beer Beer is good Beer is good Bee...

I can't believe it went down this way I had so much left to save I thought that we would last forever But now I'm taking it day by day Oh, what I'd give to have you again But there's no way I can get in You shut me out of my whole world now My heart is...

(Take the tires and light the fires. Go!) Revvin' up your engine Listen to her howlin' roar Metal under tension Beggin' you to touch and go Highway to the Danger Zone Ride into the Danger Zone Headin' into twilight Spreadin' out her wings tonight S...

I'm a dog and I like socks. I like socks. I'm a dog. I'm a dog and I like socks. I like socks. I'm a dog. Gimme that sock. Om nom nom. Gimme that sock. Om nom nom. We are dogs and we like socks. We like socks. We are dogs. We are dogs and we lik...

Listen, there's something I need to say to you I've been thinking about it a long time but I couldn't find the words Until now I fucking hate you You're the worst Everything that you do Is really annoying If you were drowning I would smile I don't l...

opening presents on the floor Christmas time is drawing near let's all spread some cheer grab your wallet, time to spend most wonderful time of year hiding presents in your closet hoping that they won't find out season's greetings obligations ma...

Fuck [repeats for a seriously, incredibly long time] "Ladies and gentleman, Bill Manspeaker of Green Jellÿ:" Fuck [repeats, in the melody of "Three Little Pigs".] Fuck [repeats for a seriously, incredibly long time] SHIT! 

Mustache? No. Sideburns? No. Goatee? Maybe. Beard? BEARD! Do you feel alone? Do you feel neglected? Not doin' too well with the ladies? Well I got the solution for you! Low self esteem? GROW A BEARD! Afraid to follow your dreams? GROW A BEARD! Are...

You're an ORANGE! You're an ORANGE! You're an ORANGE! You're round and juicy and sweet You're an ORANGE! (You're an ORANGE!) You're an ORANGE! (You're an ORANGE!) You're an ORANGE! (You're an ORANGE!) You're full of vitamin C Here in my hands it's a lo...

All hail President Rhino All hail rhinoceros Commander-in-chief All hail President Rhino All hail, all hail Republicans think they got a solid economic platform Rhinoceros has two horns Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich A rhino's skin is grey...

'Ahem' I read the other day that Bob was sad because his girlfriend was talking to her ex when she found out that he had sex with his ex-wife that ruined his life by making a post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss now he's single and enemplo...

In a crowd With no escape is when I feel My privates wake! Got to find some privacy or they will see me scratching me! [CHORUS] My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way down low! My balls are a ball of fire My balls itch! They're...

This song is so heavy It makes you want to headbutt a mountain This song is so heavy It makes razor-blades taste like candy This song is so heavy It makes you want to punch a tornado This song is so heavy This chorus is nothing but growling Ooooh aaah...

I know what you are thinking, youre thinking this is a song, well I guess ill just have to show ya exactly where you are wrong why arent ya hearin the cheese, why arent ya feelin the ham, if you dont listen youll miss it, you dont understand i will explai...

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! Wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you... STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell Where I know you're from. Piece of CRAP! You aren't even...

What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts!" What if your hands were made of hot pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations. What if you...