Professor Elemental piosenki

[Sample of an old record opens] [Speaking] Ahh, that's it boys! Put it up, put it all up! Today's the day! [Laughs] Get that big picture of my face, up on the side of the marque. Cake stall, are you ready? Dog show, all your doggies in a row? [Verse the firs...

At last! A visitor, I'm pleased you've returned I've secrets that you need to learn Apologies, you had to use complex directions But I'm currently avoiding arrest and detection Expelled from the roll of clubs and societies Been told I lack sanity – even sobrie...

[spoken:] Love a cup. I would--oh God, yes. Oh, that is gorgeous, yeah. I need a cup of the brown stuff, the shade of an acorn Made warm by the same source that I take my cakes from Using a teapot, a mug or fine china Been hooked up to IVs, need constant supp...

Stop! Please don't feed the trolls. I know that it hurts, its just not worth it. Stop! Please don't feed the trolls. Don't fall in the trap be bigger than that! Stop! Please dont feed the trolls. They're already lonely so leave thetm alone. Its just c...

[Spoken] Professor Elemental: Hello old chap. English Gentleman: Come in old man! Why, why you look like you've seen a ghost! Prof: I only wish it was. Gent: It can't be as bad as that. prof: It's worse I'm afraid. Worse. Gent: Let me fix you a drink and, you...

Dear Sir, Regarding your recent foray Into the rap business and the scene you portray, See I don't normally approve of war games, But "He's biting you" is what they all say And by Harry, they might be right-- This is hip hop, not an Elvis night! Shelve...

I begin every sentence with an apology Sorry that's the case. That's just British policy Probably the case with, everything in honesty I use ten words when two would do, honestly I'm British And that makes me unique At least I think so, when I hear you...

[Upper class Englishmen talking] Ohh... What a bloody, bloody foggy night. Oh god yes. Oh, I will have a brandy, yes, thank you. Cheers. Do you know I, I heard from the commons that they're thinking of giving women the vote? -laughter- I wouldn't give women a...

(I've got a special hat) (Umm hmm) Woke up this morning feeling super Where's the butler? Pass me the butter. My muffins are freshly baked Wake up then I stretch and shake My life well yes it's great Like I live on a slice of special cake With loads of ingred...

Steam Powered, Steam Powered, Steam Power Steeeeeeeeeeamm Power! So you'd like to know about Steampunk, would you Jennifer? I suppose I can Teach you a thing or two. If you're all about steam and brass And all you need to start is tea and a flask Sharp set of...

Elemental: Darling! Sweet heart I'm home! The Voyage was a success. 9 years later here I am Hmmmm Wife: Do you like my dress of cakes? Elemental: I'm ever so peckish Wife: You like it? You like it alot? Elemental: I don't suppose I could just try.. Wife:...

Look, i dont show this to everyone You mustn't never tell anyone If you go up there show no fear don't ever run Up those stairs if you're ready then come And take these keys The first unlocks the door The second the loft hatch The third the false wall...

Attention, Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen! Professor Elemental recommends My lecture, meant for special friends, Attend my adventure to the very end. My quest was risky, my role was odd, I set out for the mystic golden frog! It was the stuff of legends, Said to...

Jethro! Jethro! Eh, what? Ya deaf ol' coot! What is it...? You see what happened at the saloon? I 'aint seen nothin' Damndest thing I ever saw! I 'aint ever seen nothin' like that! I couldn't have been more surprised if my own mother turned out to be...