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Ashamed Of My Cum

I'm always so full of cum Never run out not even once And I say "Hey man, don't touch that stuff" "You know it's ust not right!" I'm always so full of cum and it makes my brain get really numb And I - I gotta gotta gotta gotta get something all done Yeah - I'...

Bathroom Laughter

bathroom laughter leads to kitchen crying don't make me say i told you so bathroom laughter leads to kitchen crying trust me now, soon you'll know you're in the kitchen crying you're in the kitchen crying i heard you in the kitchen crying you're in the...

Boring Girls

There's only one type of girl on my mind She's always on my mind When I leave the house, I see them outside They're always on my mind I think of a girl that I really really need That money can't buy I would never be mean to these girls They're always on my min...

Caught Licking Leather

I know a guy who was caught licking leather He met a nice girl and couldn't forget her If she borrowed his coat I'm sure that he let her Dreamed of tasting a boot so he could know her better Aww but she lost interest when he wrote a letter In this day and age...

Closet Marine

I can't fight the feeling And I don't know what to do Have this feeling, how do I show it to you? Mom and Dad don't understand I'm not their kind of man Closet marine, marine, woah Closet marine, marine, I gotta go Closet marine, marine, nobody has to know Cl...

Dream Smotherer

I don't mind stacking up papers in a pile And I don't care if it takes half an hour to get there Yeah it's alright, I lose my days and keep my nights Just let me go and stay away from my home No I don't mind wearing a plastic smile And I don't care if I gotta...

False Jesii Part 2

I know there are things going on tonight, but I don't bother Only ten minutes across town that's right, but I don't bother I could put on a tight black shirt, but I don't bother I could hit the gym so it looks real nice, but I don't bother I could tell a joke...

Fantasy World

I'm right here, in my fantasy world Setting up all my toys And making movies and songs In my fantasy world It's Friday night and Saturday morning In my fantasy world Sitting near piles of clothes and drinking a soda With a slice of pizza, in my fantasy world A...

Half Idiot

Poke me in the belly button and you might get a laugh workin on my cuticles til my nails are torn in half Hit my head within your basement I feel like a giraffe Startin to feel like a bum surrounded by the handsome and dumb half idiot (x8) Run your hand acr...

Health Plan

There comes a time in my life to choose a health plan And now it's time in my life to choose a health plan You wanna know my secret? I stay away from doctors Yeah that's how i stay fit, I stay away from doctors Because what, you want me to come in? Wanna...

I Broke My Own Heart

I forgot to call myself I made myself mad I kept myself up all night I made myself cry I was late for my own dinner I stood myself up I forgot I had plans with myself I broke my own heart He broke his own heart I broke my own heart He broke his own heart I bro...

I'm Sick

I'm sick I have a headache I got a fever I've got a runny nose I didn't get any sleep last night Cuz I'm sick I'm sick I'm sick I'm dehydrated I've got diarrhea I can't keep my food down My sinuses are clogged I'm sick! I'm sick I'm sick I've got a headache I'...

I'm Turning Now

Strapped in Look at you Next to me, passing through It's come to this, nothing new Well I've been waiting here, for seems like over a year And I'm getting so sick and frustrated Well it's about time, that I got what's mine 'cause I ain't getting younger while...

I've Still Got You (Ice Cream)

I've still got you, ice cream 'Cause sometimes life is less than a dream And all my other friends turn away I need to be with something I can relate Just a taste and all my troubles fall behind Sweet bowl of sugar is there to ease my mind I shouldn't need it B...

Little Sorrell

That horse couldn't close his eye Little Sorrell, Little Sorrell In a glass cage where he lies Little Sorrell, Little Sorrell That horse makes me wonder why Little Sorrell, Little Sorrell Got stuck in a place in time Little Sorrell, Little Sorrell That horse n...

My Bed

I sleep in my bed Window over my head Quiet and nothing said Quilt a shade of red Rug lays on my floor Couple feet from my door White walls nothing more That's the end of the tour I lay there every night Do it all over again Ceiling fan waves goodbye I count o...

People Person

Well he's got a big white smile And the cotton shirt to match He'll talk about the weather on his digital watch He forwards funny emails Pics of a dog wearing a dress Light bounces off his hair gel He's handsome I confess They call him a people person It's alw...

Request For Masseuse

Take both thumbs and dig them in Stop my flesh from tightening Rub my back like a champion Grind your palm into my spine Weigh me down and re-align Crack my neck, it's worth your time Relieve pressure from my head Rub my back and yank my toes Relieve...

Romanticize Me

So you wanna tell me that I'm lazy? I'm really just your laid-back man So you're trying to find where the spark went? Well I'll get around to that when I can Take all my faults and twist them in your head 'Til I look like a sweet and thoughtful man Roman...

Secret Admirer

I've got something to tell you I hope you don't take it wrong You've got a secret admirer And I think he's writing a song He's a mysterious guy alright I'll give you a clue who it is And I'll throw in a couple of guesses He's in the music biz He keeps...