Phoebe Buffay piosenki

Twelve years old and addicted to pork No one thought Monica would marry She knew her way around a knife and a fork 

Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens Bluebells and sleighbells and something with mittens La la la something with string These are... 

And there’s a country called Argentina It’s a place I’ve never seen But I'm told for fifty pesos You can buy a human spleen Human spleen Olé! 

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why And you cry and you cry and you cry And you cry and you cry and you cry 

Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And that's how we get hamburgers Now chickens! 

Sometimes men love women And sometimes men love men Then there are bi-sexuals Though some just say they're kidding themselves La la la la la la la la la la 

New York City has no power And the milk is getting sour But to me that is not scary ‘Cause I stay away from dairy La la la la la la la la la la 

My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes Are resting in a little yellow jar And sometimes when it's breezy Or when I'm feeling sneezy And now I... 

...And the crusty old man said, I'll do what I can And the rest of the rats played maracas 

There'll be times when you get older When you'll want to sleep with people Just to make them like you but don't 'Cause that's another thing That you don't wanna do Everybody! That's another thing That you don't wanna do 

...was the double, double, double-jointed boy 

Emma, your name poses a dilemma 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma Maybe the actor Richard Crenna He played the commanding officer in Rambo Happy Birthday Emma! 

Chandler: I’ll hold you close in my arms I can’t resist your charm And love Phoebe: Love Chandler & Phoebe: I’ll be a fool for you I’m sure, you know I don’t mind Chandler: No, you know I don’t mind Chandler & Phoebe: And yes! You mean the wor...

First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay But here I am singing On his wedding day 

Now Grandma's the person who everyone likes She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru But the truth is...

Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap He said, all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along So don't sing along Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Sa...

Jingle bitch screwed me over Go to hell jingle whore Go to hell, go to hell Go to hell, hell, hell 

I found you in my bed How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery Little black curly hair Little black curly hair Little black, little black Little black, little black Little black curly hair 

Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas 

Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art But your love oh your love, your love Is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart La la la la la la la la la la