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My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he'd call me And ask me to fly down I told him that I'd love to But I had things to do And so he died without his son I heard about it drunk after a show My mother battled cancer For over seven...

My vagina has two sets of lips But I don't get monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond Operation successfull But now I gotta pee Through a miniatu...

Sitting by yourself again, No friends are near, You got a needle in one hand, And in the other one a beer. You can't cope with life, You can even get up, Who's gonna help you? You've got to pick yourself up. But I've got no problems, I've got no prob...

It's that time of the month, Again, your bitching, Stop yelling at me. I know you've got to plug yourself up, But why take it out on me? It's that time of the month, Again, your bitching, Stop yelling at me. I know you've got to plug yourself up, B...

[Melvin] Life on a mattress in a room- in a room full of emptiness [Fat Mike] Knowledge has much better uses than self-pity and superiority [Melvin] Maybe you are or could be the next Hoffman, Mahatma, or Chomsky, But no one will ever know. [Fat Mike] Are...

I've been called an oxymoron Because I question which drugs our war's on Why are there more drug stores Than liquor stores you can score on The healers have become the harmers They're just pharmaceutical farmers What we used to call dealers We now call...

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright Living in the hunger underground Some people say I got a problem with au...

You fight for peace, But where's the war? What the fuck are doing this for? You say disarment, that's the key, Well that's not they way it looks to me. You wear your leather jacket, But you won't eat meat. Piece punk, get drunk, spike your hair, Go ou...

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their masters "blind leading the blind" and "slavery is freed...

What the fuck are you doing? Don't you know right from wrong? I didn't care you fucked my sister. But please stop stickin' it in my mom. Humiliations over come me, My other friends laughing at my predicament of huge proportions, Homie's eating out my mudders p...

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause soberness, it might be what I need But, it's certainly not how I wanna be Cause nothing seems much fun anymore to me Consequence never had any time to think About what...

(Yeah, long time many people have suffered) Never fell in love Until I fell in love with you Never knew what a good time was Until I had a good time with you If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it right Then the music's gotta be loud For whe...

First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicion...

Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Our protagonist named Bill Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint All he, needs is thirteen quarters Congregated in his hat A crow, a scavenger type California redemption, provides him with his rent Room and board...

Know gods, know masters Know how to live with magnificent disasters The shiniest cloaks and most coveted daggers Know limits, know rules Know how to wield dangerous arcane tools Know access to soak in our suck cesspools In our secret society, we find f...

She had lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. She's got tits like microwaves Burritos that explode. What I wouldn't give to see her pee... Between 2 parked cars, On a well lit street, 5th and main. 

It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it day or night, we don't care or know What we know is that we don't wanna be Anywhere but here, please...

it's kind of hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels how does she get in and out of tubs i hope she dont get mad, i hopes she thinks this song is good not bad cuz we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs no fingers no toes she doesnt own elbows...

"Affection not dissection, Meat is murder, Animals are for petting." Oh shut the fuck up already. I'm tired of you whining, About poor little animals dying, And the food they are supplying. Because if a big animal had the chance, It wouldn't take anot...

I was a misanthrope on the end of a rope I spent twenty years, six years on dope Takin' a piss while givin' up hope I lived a lifetime, six years on dope I was a human trash can Shortening my lifespan Live fast, die tan I think that was a plan Savin'...