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Puppies in space Puppies in space Puppies in space They can't survive 

Oh hey. Did I ever tell you all about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus. It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the ci...

I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down in the very depths of my soul So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going on a cross-country trip ‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more...

In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors: a dude and a man Who proclaimed no sex until you are married They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry Five-hundred years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the othe...

So you want to be a great lover Ninja Sex Party will help you train So much knowledge to discover We'll shoot a hot load of wisdom all over your brain Let's go! It's time for sex training Put on your weightlifting gloves and a thong You've been chosen b...

You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural But nice of you to say Well maybe I can help you out Clear up all of...

The legends say the chalice lies in the mountain of a thousand nights And he who wields it will become crazy awesome (crazy awesome) And all my life, I've wondered what awesomeness was really like So I assembled the greatest warriors of our time It was me...

Five feet high and three feet wide No one's ever eaten the whole thing and survived It comes with a bucket of ranch on the side It's the Ultimate Sandwich (Dear God!) The Ultimate Sandwich (Oh shit!) Its taste could drive a lesser man insane Served on w...

You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday 'cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular 'Cause that is when I will give you what you need Three minutes of ecstasy...

Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am. What would my life be like if I turned this shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)? Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup. I'm hungry but also thirs...

Lady, I Have been told that you only date nice guys Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth Your ass just hit paydirt I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth Here's a rose bouquet I also baked you some fresh crème brûlée Now, mount this s...

We're very glad you could join us today At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls There is just one simple key To unleashing the goddess that we...