Nerf Herder piosenki

There must be 5000 ways to die And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around While they dump you in the ground And the people who loved you will ask: why? oh why? oh why? oh why. And the bastard you hated the most Will stand up and g...

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Don't hate me because I'm the best Don't hate me because I'm the champion Just love me like all the rest do Don't be jealous when you see me in my fancy clothes Sexy leather pants straight from Milan Don't be angry when I'm...

High five anxiety, high five anxiety Don't raise your hand, don't look at me High five anxiety, high five anxiety I'm not your bro and I'll never be Don't wanna play on your team, in your game The last one picked Hey loser, hey loser, that's my name D...

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon And you want a guy with Savoir Faire Somebody who can take control of it Someone with cool black shiny hair (YEAH!) You don't want a boyfriend What you want is Mr. Spock To come to your wasteland And destroy the roh-oh-o...

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants I'm a pervert, a pervert Can't change the way...

When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants I'm a pervert, a pervert Can't change the way...

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you Sorry I wanted only to kiss you Sorry I promised to love you forever Made you feel guilty oh when you left me Sorry I showed up at your party Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi Sorry I puked up on your bedspread Sorry I want...