Nanowar

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(True) Metal Fart

Casually I had three tons of beans in the kitchen And I ate them all without thinking of the terrible consequences I could not avoid the meltdown of my ass Some greeny-brownish dense gases spread all around Our asses are bleeding steel Some gases will burn an...

400 calci

MAZZATE ED ESPLOSIONI SMITRAGLIE E PALLETTONI MARMELLATA DI CEFFONI E DI 400 CALCI Deflagrazioni nella notte ma tu non ti volti indietro Una tempura di pettorali e te ne vai La canotta insanguinata e una spalla stronzacchiona Ed i narcotrafficanti...

Amazing Midding

So, the hero went to the Nanowar and got his sword. On his way back to the village of Roccadipapamord he once again stopped to the wise one... [Hero:] "Holy Wise One, I have the sword!" [Wise One:] "Yes... you have the sword.... but beware... the dragon is...

Blood of the Queens

We ride the tricycles of true metal of steel While other bands play, we eat happy meal In the forest of minerals... The poseurs we kill! Our metal's so strong, 'cos our dick is so long Our dinner's so long, 'cos our ham is so strong You think it's my cha...

Christmas With Nanowar

Merry Christmas with Nanowar, It's the Christmas song of steel Take this present from Nanowar (Of Steel) Happy new year with Nanowar, It's the merry happy new year song of steel Join the gay dragon's party (of Iron) Build a snowman with Nanowar, And s...

El Campo de Nabos

Al lado de Madrid y Alcorcón hay un pueblo que se llama "Maricón" Ahí la gente en el ano, pone chorizo humano y quien ama la nata, chupa ramos de mata En éste pueblo ya no hay mujeres, los hombres hacen todos los deberes Y en el rio Manz-anal (1), hay u...

Emerald Fork

I hate the big mac which tastes like rat the double cheese burger which made me much fat now I'm in the cesso to expell all this shit la cacarell m'ha fritt le budell che cazzo me so magnato? In the toasts of macdonald the meat was pure shit no more meat of s...

Entra L'uomo di Sabbia (Metallica Parody)

Di' le tue preghiere piccolino, non scordarti mio figlio di includere ognuno Croccante fuori, morbido dentro, tieniti libero dal peccato, che arriva l'uomo di Sabbia Dormi con un occhio aperto, attaccati forte al cuscino Uscita luce, entrata notte, prendi...

Feudalesimo e Libertà

Contra codesta epoca obscura, pronti a pugnar sine paura, da Acquisgrana scendiamo al galoppo, marciando collo scudo et collo stocco... Taccian le zuffe elettorali, al rogo vadan li tribunali! La nostra lex est l'imperatore, homo de fide, et homo d'ono...

Fight The Dragon (For The Village)

Fire he spits and the paesants he ate, Escape the elevator before it's too late The dragon is evil but not very fat It's uglier the dwarf in Rhapsody booklet (*) "The dragon is dangerous" told uncle Griefus when yesterday morning we met in the bus The l...

Forest of Magnaccions

Ma che ce frega Ma che ce 'mporta Se l'oste ar vino c'ha messo l'acqua E noi je dimo, e noi je famo C'hai messo l'acqua e nun te pagamo Ma però Noi semo quelli Che j'arisponnemo in coro E' mejo er vino, de li castelli De questa zozza società Ce pia...

George Mastrothard (The Keeper of Stainless Steel)

Eighteen ten the numbers Summoning the Giorgio Mastro' Bed with wooden clapboards At the heart of Giorgio Mastro' Dishwasher- safe cookware set Ergonomically designed Rubber handles, nonstick coating and Conductive heavy gauge aluminium!...

Gioca – True’ (Other Bands Play Nanowar Gay)

HAIL, HAIL , HAIL & KILL !! Heavy, Metal !! Heavy Metal gays !! Better pizza than happy meal, It's better pizza than happy meal Healthy food is made of steel Better pizza than happy meal !! Nanowar, Nanowar living on the road When we're in town posers e...

Giorgio Mastrota (The Keeper Of Inox Steel)

Acciaio 18/10 nelle nocche di Giorgio Mastrò! Cavalca un elefante l'eminflex di Giorgio Mastrò! Armato di doghe in legno e trapunte scamosciate, batteria di dodici pentole con fondo fuso alto un centimetro! Mastrota Ti porta il materasso il garzone...

Happy Ending

Our hero has once again defeated the evil forces of evil. And now, our brothers Gargoyles can finally sghzgh. 

I'm Heavy

It's a stone-cold-crazy what I'm about to say Crispy Mac Bat's here at the take-away I'm a beer fueled baloon, I'm the Ace of Spades (The ace of spades, The ace of spades) On the air only Rock and Metal babe, by the way (CHORUS) Because I'm Heavy Headba...

Il Cacciatore della Notte

Sfreccia solitario nei boschi dell'est Errabondo, solo il vento la sua via può indicar Attacca all'improvviso ed è micidiale Il sguardo brilla nell'oscurità Sfida l'intemperia e la corrente ascensionale Della preda non ha nessuna pietà Barbagianni barb...

Intro (War of Alberto)

"The field is lost Everything is lost The black one has fallen from the sky and the towers in ruins lie The enemy is within, everywhere And with him the light, soon they will be here Go now, my lord, while there is time..." [sounds of shooting and"The f...

Intrue

Metal! Nickel! Iron! Fire And Steel Zinc! Uranium! Titanium! Metal's their will Cuprum! Yttrium! Plutonium! Silver And Gold Cobaltum! Thorium! Strontium! [This should make you laugh, since in Italian 'Stronzo', pronounced very much like 'Strontium', means 'Ass...

Karkagnor's Song - In the Forest

Out in the forest, on the grass I lay Reading a volume I bought on eBay The pages are dusty, yellow and old Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss A trickle of glory springs like the dog piss Shower of gold, non sparkl...

Karkagnor's Song - The Hobbit

Out in the forest, on the grass I lay Reading a volume I bought on eBay The pages are dusty, yellow and old Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss A trickle of glory springs like the dog piss Shower of gold, non sparkl...

King

Walking on the hill, with the crown of steel Going to McDonald's to eat an happy meal [Waiter:] To eat an happy meal, to eat an happy meal He's going to mac donald to eat an happy meal He's the king, King of the hill, of the happy meal He's the king Walking...

Kitograd

Aj dođi ovamo u oblast crnogradsku poseti mesto gde poraste racku Dođi nije daleko, probaj točeno mleko Proizvedeno od čamuga s afričkoga juga! Kad god neko spomene Breda Pita kod svakoga podigne se kita Tu je salon frizerski za ovaj narod pederski...

Lamento Erotico

Langue in me, l'audace desio Di soggiacer nelle regali stanze Per donar, colà l'augello mio A colei che fa vivaci danze Le movenze sue, seppur sì caste Svegliaron in me l'antico ardore Che in lunghe notti pederaste Celai dentro di me con gran dolore...

Look at two reels

Sit down all you little children Listen well to me I'll tell of Blind Guardian Dragonforce and Rhapsody To listen to their songs You need to know a lot of things And read at least seventy times The "Lord Of The Rings" This maybe sounds too long For...

Lung of steel

We were a little invidious of manowar's diseases who made them have a heart of steel we wanted to be more true than them so we chose to get lung-cancer so a surgeon would remove our meat-lung and replace it with one made of steel the operation went all-...

Magic Warriors Of True Metal (So Magic That We Laugh At Houdini)

We are the magic warriors of true metal and steel Born to make this world full of steel and magic metal We are more magical than a rabbit out of a magic hat Because we eat milk with magic steel and heavy metal We are so magic and powerful more magical and mo...

Master Of Pizza

Born in Napoli live in misery thanks for living to camorra! I live in a vulcano I am napoletano it's a life without a reason State in serie B siete il napoli state anche a falli' andate in serie C You don't pay the taxes ! You Must Pay the taxes If you don't...

Metal

We are fighting with power (and steel) blood and thunder on the road (of steel) high and mighty alone we are kings til our kingdom comes! hail , power, ring, fire, heart, king, sword, holy, wind, METAL! METAL! METAL ! (and steel) the creator and ki...

Metal-La-La-La

I'm under the shower, in the Metal Tower I wash my hands from the poser's blood I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair Then I polish my long flesh sword And I say: Metal! - LA LA LA LA LA L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera [The water sweetly runs on...

NanowaR

Who has pissed in your umbrella and stole the shoes to Cinderella ? Who has framed Roger Rabbit, and who married Lory bobbit? Bridge: Is it Hammerfall? No! Is it Stratovarius? No? Michail Gorbaciov? No! No no no no no! Chorus: It was Nanowar! It was Na...

Ode Al Cetriolo, Ortaggio Prestigioso

Cetriolo, protagonista di innumerevoli ricette Come ad esempio pane e cetriolo O anche pane tonno e cetriolo O se preferite pane tonno e cetriolo col sugo Tu indefesso ed infaticabile maturi sotto la luce indefessa ed infaticabile del sol Cetriolo...

Odino & Valhalla

Odino the Herd, dressed with silk Talked to the cows, drinking their milk: "Don't let the farmer know how good is, the pear with the cheese!" Odino the Sommelier, tasting his wine Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine: "You cannot have the bottle full and...

Our True Metal Is So Strong 'Cos Our Dick Is So Long

We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal to fight the battle , against poser synth-pop-metal our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long but your dick is short , summon the defenders of the t...

Our True Metal Will Win

We are so true that Many people swear on us Rather than on the bible We are true Because we eat more spinaches (Which contain much iron) We fight the posers Because they are not true And Manowar Because they play gay metal With electro-funk influences Our tr...

Outrue

Metal! Nickel! Iron! Fire And Steel Zinc! Uranium! Titanium! Metal's their will Cuprum! Yttrium! Plutonium! Fire And Steel Cobaltum! Thorium! Stronitium! Metal's their will Gallium! Prometium! Palladium! Fire And Steel Metallium! Germanium! Tecntetium! Metal...

Pollocausto (Vallespluga of Death)

Galletto de qua , galletto de là Galletto che cazzo stai a fa?! Polletto alla salsa Polletto al ragù Polletto che non mi va giù!!! CHICCHIRICCHI! Chicchiricchi a chi..? CHICCHIRICCHI! Chicchiricchi a chi?!? Vallespluga! Bello, tenero e ma...

Poser

how does it feel to be a poser like you? how does it feel to listen to limp bizkit ? have you ever noticed that the word loser rhymes with poser? and you don't know the title of the first manowar album poser, you stand alone in the dark poser, I wonder why n...

Power Of The Power Of The Power Of The Power (Of The Great Sword)

Power, of the power, Of the power, Of the power, Of the power, Of the power, Of the Great Sword! 

Power of the Power Pt. 2 / Cила силы большего меча (Potentia Magni Gladi советам)

La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la... Potentia Magni Gladi Covetam!!! Союз нерушимый республик свободных Россия - любимая наша страна Могучая воля, великая слава Единый могучий Советский Союз Сила силы силы силы силы...

RAP-sody

I crossed the valleys the dust of midlands to search for the third key to open the gates Now I'm near the altar the secret inside as legend told my beloved sun light the dragon's eyes On the way to the glory I'll honor my sword to serve right ideals and...

Schwanzwald

Damals neben Freiburg im Gaysgau da gab´s ein kleines Dorf mit keiner Frau Die Leute waren froh mit einem Finger im Po Sagten "Hier ist keiner Böse, denn gibt es keine Möse!" Der Zug fuhr in der Nacht und ohne Bremsen, der Motor er war voll mit tausend...

Stormlord of Power

He comes with the bus, from uncle Griefus Goes back with the bike, he stole it from Mike A master of chess, a thunderous ass Time has come for the Stormlord to come Bridge: Stormlord of Power! Power! Stormlord of Power, Power, Power! Chorus: Stormlor...

Surprise Love

Surprise love, the first day that I found you I knew you had something more than other girls Surprise love, there's a hole inside of me And you filled it up with such a special gift Surprise love, there's a strong feeling between us I can sense it pushi...

T.K.D.Y.N.S. (To Kill The Dragon You Need A Sword)

To kill a Dragon, you need a sword To make a sword, you need the iron To make the iron you need a cave To make a cave, you need a mountain To make a mountain, you need a kingdom To make a kingdom you need a King And King is a song of Nanowar To kill a dragon,...

The Number Of The Bitch

Forgive me, oh mum and dad For the telecom sent the bill with wrath, But I believed that the call was short Let him who hasn't a girlfriend Go and call the number of the bitch Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166 I was alone, I took t...

The True Forest Of The Only True Metal And The Other Heavy Minerals

In the forest of metal wow, of the warrior of the sword World of the warrior The forest of steel, of the steel, steel, steel, metal, iron, and all the heavy minerals, In the forest of the minerals of metal we go to see the source of all metal and to be mo...

Too True Metal To Be True

Our metallicity coefficent is too high to be measured When we see a poser we make him taste the steelness of our dicks Our iron anus is pressured so that we can shot shit Everytime we see someone that listens to false metal False metal fuck you Poser fuck you...

Tragic Beginning

Once upon a time, in the ancient empire of Vibovalentiagard, near the sacred realm of Staropolis in the frogotten kingdom of Parmacot on the holy mountain of Paraflur of the mystical forest of Mastergard, there, down the lost valley of Lostvalleyland was the p...

Tricycles Of Steel

It's made up of steel, but it's not a motorcycle It's made up of wheels, but it's not a motorcycle It's made up of kings, but it's not a motorcycle It's made of True Metal, it is a fucking tricycle!! Kings metal power true steel Oh yeah! Nanowar'll always be...

Triumphant March Of The Nano-Warrior

La- la- la- la- la La- la- la- la- la Triumphant march of the Nano-Warrior Going to his grandma living on the hill Triumphant march of the Nano-Warrior Crossing the path through the forest of steel 

True metal of steel

Ahaaaaaa, Nanowar !!! True metal of steel yahoo !!! Yeah, Nanowar, listen to the true metal of steel yah-ahh! yeah Nanowar come on, and sing with us!!! This is the true metal of steel This is the true metal of steel This is the true metal of steel This...

True Metal Of The World

Brothers of the power, true metal of the kings Ride the king of metal, true power of the brothers We're the power of the steel, to fight for the battle The battle of the power, of the steel of the fight!!! Kings of southern coasts of the true metal of the...

Tutte Cagne

Sono andato in un giardino Ed ho visto un bel gattino Sono andato in riva al mare Ed ho visto un gabbiano volare Appoggiata sulla fotocellula Ma che bella la libellula Adagiato su un mirtillo Ma che bello l’armadillo Poi ho preso un aperitivo...

V per Viennetta

E' capitato anche a voi, nel cammin di vostra vita Di ricevere un torto brutto subìto da un’amico brutto. Porto' via la donna mia, provo in me malinconia E una serie di sensazioni che mi danno veramente al cazzo. Una tumultuosa rabbia sentite dentro...

Vai Gatto Panceri

Gatto Panceri, Gatto Pance-e-e-riiiii, Gatto Panceeeeeeriiii !!!! Gatto Panceri, Gatto Pance-e-e-riiiii, Gatto Panceeeeeeriiii !!!! Vaiiiii Gatto Panceri corri per raggiungere I tuoi pensieri !!! Vaiiiii Gatto Panceri corri per raggiungere I tuoi pensieri !...

You Think It Is My Chastity Belt But They Are My True Metal Underpants

I wear the metal underpants because i am the metal valvassor in the kingdom of the true steel you think i wear a chastity belt but you are a poser and you don't understand that they are my metal underpants because i have an ass of steel i have the dick...

Хуйзбекистан

Самая лучшая из всех стран это, я думаю, Хуйзбекистан Где граждане специальные н гомосексуальные Очень сильно им нравиться сосиска и яйца Там полно больших мясных древев за вкусный обед всех геев Когда в метро проезжал шофёр поезда кричал: "Следущая...