Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer piosenki

(Spoken) Right then, It has become increasingly clear to me That some of you have not been paying attention So here it is I give to you, ladies and gentlemen Thirty years of hip hop history in five minutes Featuring myself and my banjolele Hip hop hip...

Here's a little song for everybody out there. People try to take my port away, Give that back, it's vintage! And sometimes my butler won't do as I say, Behave yourself Dashalton! He tells me politely my opinion's too strong, Well I say I'm right, and you sir...

Take a train now with me, To the land of 20th century philosophers. Bon, alors. Maintenant. When Guy Debord and I were bored, He said to me, "It's not Guy, it's Guy" "It's Guy not Guy", said I "That's right", said he Who was not Guy but Guy "I see", said I...

(One and a-two!) At the approach of the millennial malaise There were blights with a need of a perennial braze The age of the Corinthian, the plunderer and the dandy Had given way to that of the prig and the bore Just before boredom became a modus operandi So...

I am the chappy Who's seen the bappies Of a thousand lappy lasses Clad in all the castle But probably not the hassle My kazound's up in the wind Of a world of pure delight Bright the world of sin is Like the finish on some nylon tights Styled on times gone pas...

When we first met I was planning a career in bounding, I liked the way that was sounding Gadding it about with numerous girls, without so much as a care in the world But a brief introduction from a dear old chum kicked that theory right up the old bum And when...

Let me smoke my pipe! Have mercy, Mr. Brown! I hope you don't mind! Well, won't you please let me smoke my pipe? You see? I'm lighting it now! What are you going to do about it, sir? You, sir, are an absolute driveller! Excuse me! I'm the Gentleman Rhymer n...

Let's get this over and done with Then we can get back to the cricket Right then let's get this over and done with Then we'll get back to the crease Let's get this over and done with Then we can get back to the cricket Right then let's get this over and done...

Now I am a man of the simplest of pleasures I'll read an erotic pamphlet of my leasure But never with anything else on my mind Then making the most of the passing of time I'm a romantic at heart as you know But I'm also starting to grow So I'll delve sli...

You mistook me for a sterling coast I set about sending out an invitation to host For a Christmas soiree Well you'll be sorry You see your wife is chaste, well she's more like Mata Hari It's traditional to eat mince pies and such But an additional treat for me...

I met you at the Jubilee perfumery, There was a rumour you and me were indulging in some rudery, It was true you see, Although it prudently eluded me, I'm a student of the University of Verse as-well as fert and free speech And weeks had gone by without so muc...

Button up the shirt, button up the shirt, button up the shirt, there’s a good old chap Button up the shirt, button up the shirt, button up the shirt, unless you wear a cravat Pull the collar, pull the collar, pull the collar in a forwards motion Pull the coll...

There's an old school chum of mine, Edward. Decided for some reason around about 1988 to rechristen himself Acid Ted. He used to take me to strange places and give me these sweets that made me feel rather queer. This is for him. Well you know that any mountai...

(Spoken) You are about to witness the extent of my cricket knowledge Straight out of Surrey, a gentleman rhymer named Mr. B Friendly with chaps with an air of mystery Were I poised to be sad, I've got some more shag Squeeze it out the pipe and declare it...

On contemplating how one becomes a star, I appear to have stumbled upon a formula, Something that will take me straight to the top, Leapfrog all of those talentless fops. They leave the Italia Conti, And they think they've got it made, Sell records to t...

I remember one jolly fresh start to the weekend The furrow in my fleshy firm brow was deepened When upon checking out some crucial electro I heard a voice that left me vexed, so It was a voice of an oaf of the lower caste But it reminded me of somebody from my...

As we slide down the razor blade of life these days In many ways the malaise of modern life betrays The many wonders that abound and in equal ways confound There's so much a chap can do that needn't cost a pound One can natter to a flapper down under As a matt...