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Bong Dive

Come with me Ten thousand leagues Under the T.H.Sea Fuck your swim coach And fucking choke On this gnarly roach Snags and swimming trunks Don't come unless You're high or fucking drunk Don't forget your towel 

Chaaaaarles

Adamantium boner Shitty red sunglasses Put on probation for Staring at students asses No, it's cool He'll stay and watch the house He's going through your drawers He's trying on your blouse Pop a wheelie You telepathic pussy Pop a motherfuckin' whe...

Crystal Balls

Crystal Balls Born under a bad sign A crescent moon The masked magician (and he's serpent kissing) An eye of newt Summoning Whatever the fuck Low level spells (from the nine foul hells) I bought for a buck I can't come up with Any more of this s...

Dadfather

Dadfather Every dad has a dad And his dad Has a dad My dad's razor has cut me It was the smell of Listerine SPF 30 for this son Sun damage is for no one Yeah I'm drinking a beer What's it to you? Yeah I'm taking a piss What's it to you? Yeah I...

Dankrupt

Dankrupt Green tides Red eyes Present, future and past Brain turns to ash Weed coma fades Dankrupt for days Mom it's not a phase Fuck school get blazed Dank smoke Don't choke Forever stoked 

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

Better be good to your pooch Or you'll taste my fuckin' gooch Dogs die, They die in hot cars 

Medusa but She Gets You Stoned Instead of Turning You to Stone Instead of Snakes She Has Vaporizers on His Head...Drugs

Medusa but She Gets You Stoned Instead of Turning You to Stone Instead of Snakes She Has Vaporizers on His Head...Drugs So sorry I cant stay It's a comfy couch But it's Monday I'm already late But I love Skate 3 Hell yeah I want to watch Blade...

Megaflora

Megaflora Megaflora From beneath Black the sun With wings of leaf As above As below Pale blue dot Swallowed whole 

Nerd Smasher

Nerd Smasher Punch my fist Through your face Through the goddamn wall Nerdsmasher Fuck your bond Fuck your bond Fuck your bond Nerdsmasher Your defacement Your mother's basement She worked so hard Nerdsmasher You take my time I'll take your...

Pizza

Pizza Margherita Capricciosa Vegan friendly Notzarella 

Reptile Dysfunction

Bongs, bongs, bongs Reptile dysfunction 

Shthead Nihilism

Shthead Nihilism Real eyes Realize Can't socialize A mind unleashed A shithead masterpiece Am I being detained A sea of piss We'll drown in it Minds controlled by The government Sees your glans Through airport scans It's reptile hands That...

The Ghost of Randy Savage

The Ghost of Randy Savage All is right with God in his throne Kicking back and Roasting bones Seas of milk Sands of coke Laying waste From the top rope Reigning hellfire On our necks Fucking smited By suplex Space-time was made to be broken...

Threat Level Demon

Threat Level Demon Run away But you can't fucking get away Goblin arrows from the high ground And they're killing you Not even level two Seven years At training academy Can't find the fight Are you kidding me? My horse is tired My ass is bruise...

Total Handjob Future

Total Handjob Future 

Twilight of the Terminator

Fly me to the moon On your bong Your bong of doom Hail Sagan Fuck Twilight Of the Terminator