Lemon Demon

123456 Pokemon ... Pokemon 123456 Pokemon ... Pokemon Who you gonna vote for? - Barack Obama Who you gonna vote for? - Barack Obama 123456 Pokemon Teleport to the left Teleport to the right Teleport up the stairs Then go to bed "Good Night" All right now......

Something wasn’t right I barely slept all through the night And when the morning came I was lying outside in the rain The spiky nail of darkness Burrowed straight into my heart I tried to use a crowbar But I only pulled myself apart I’m easily amused...

I've been having nightmares, every single night, of vintage theater goers, screaming out in fright. And all iconic heagear, descending to the floor. I tell you mister therapist, I can't take it no more. Every night I'm flying, every night I'm let, in the bac...

I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite. I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right. I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool. But it's the only chance I'll ever get to look so cool. (look so cool) Hey, look at me casually...

Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes. And every word she said, it was a little surprise. Can’t remember when I realized I was in love. La-la-love. Can’t remember who it was I was thinking of. Oh my god... oh my god. The doctor said I had tomato loss....

Saw him in a book of fossils dancing with some old Apostles. I think if I went back in time he'd be there, alive, root of all my jealousy. Grounded in my devastation, I can't get no aviation. Up in the sky, his grandchildren fly. I don't sing, I sigh. Tell t...

I ask a question, I let it go just like a balloon. I'll never need to know. No need to waste time holding the string. I already know that I love everything. I ask for nothing, but maybe I'm lying. I don't know nothing, but I know I'm trying. It's not the n...

You may be friendly looking on the outside, but I know why you only wear long sleeves. And I know why you shake with the wrong hand. Don't try to hide it, 'cause I do believe that... You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes with that atomic copper claw!...

Every once in a while there is a shooting star People say they're good luck, but even if they are There's not a star in motion that could help me now I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how A pack of deadly creatures followed me back here I am desperately...

As we do our thing, try to keep control... Careful what we sing. Rock and roll is everything to everybody that you've ever met. Dirty socks and all. If I ever make it to the top I really hope I don't forget: No one cares how tall I feel, at all. If I ever wr...

Being alone on Valentine’s day doesn’t bother me. Normally, I don’t exude lugubriosity, But this year I am curious, What it’s like to feel blue. Though it may be spurious, I’ve got nothing else to do. And I’m gonna shed tear after tear. Not that I’m a lonely...

Hello there, Spencer. I see you, you boy boy. I see you, Spencer, with my eyes. You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer. You plan them, and build them on blue paper and hand them to me, And then I dream them, Spencer. It's what you do for me. Thank you for...

(how!) Almost every day, I am swept away From the dull, void and null, by the things you say. Wouldn’t it be great, living in one state? State of mind, intertwined, that you help create. When we’re on the phone, I am no longer alone. It’s a start, but my hea...

Where'd you go when you were done? I'd like to know what you've become Your biggest fan, awake at dawn I cry, I stand on your front lawn Its plain to see you're scared of me But that's not how it's 'sposed to be When you're the reason I'm in town Every piece o...

Where’d you go when you were done? I’d like to know what you’ve become. Your biggest fan, awake at dawn, I cry, I stand on your front lawn. It’s plain to see you’re scared of me, But that’s not how it’s supposed to be, when you’re the reason I’m in town, and...

I’m your only friend. I’m not your only friend, But I’m a little glowing friend, But really I’m not actually your friend, But I am. Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you. Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Not to put too fine a...

Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine, There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine. I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of his head, They still don’t know I’m making the noise, They think it’s Teddy’s sp...

Boo-ja-ja-boo-ja. Wadoo mah kang oh pah, Chaba doo mah doowah. Hammo chee booja jabooja, Chammo hee malaka dah wah. Lee doo zee booja jabooja, Hammo chee karah turakah. Skee namo oh oh oh. Skee namo eh oh go. Hammo chee booja jabooja, Chammo hee malaka dah...

Ok the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs, because drugs are bad, and stuff. Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um, I was in a warehous...

Bystanders bystanding, bicycling by. Triumphant trifecta, try not to cry. Quadruple odd-pupiled god of the week. Quintessential grin penciled in cheek to cheek. 

Chu chu rocketto Nezumi o tasukero Chu chu rocketto Neko wa kowai Chu chu rocket We gotta save the mice, baby. Chu chu rocket The cat’s a scary guy. Chu chu rocketto Nezumi o tasukerou Chu chu rocketto Neko wa kowai Chu chu rocketto Rocket wa su-go-i! (Rocket...

What are you waiting for? Enough of this redundancy. Why don't you go back to my show? No need to torture me. It's just commercials. Damn commercials on my plasma screen. It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine. My Nike shoes are on my feet....

one cold December night back in 1984 a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor he started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans at first it looked stupid but the end justified the means well I know it's not generally considered very cool...

I love my brine shrimp pals. They are my friends. I watch them float around inside their tank. But when I came back home from school today my little friends were dead and I was sad. The other day they were alive, and now they're floating at the top. I knew t...

Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean there's a waterproof wristwatch that was dropped from a boat on a cruise by a man full of booze, but even without a wrist it never stopped. Through an accidental accident at the factory it was made so that it never need be...

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea. Anybody there, anyone but me? Titans on the run, haunted candle shop. Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop. On the telephone, dialing, dialing. At the carnival, smiling, smiling. No complexities other than that, my friend. No ne...

Travel back in time with me... 200,000,000 B.C. What's your name, and what do you play? My name's Neil and I don't play anything. What fun should we have today? Shook my Magic 8-Ball, and it said: Let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra! Let's all shout in a D...

Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. We can't return to present. (uh oh, uh oh, uh oh) This...

Brontosaur rocking out hardcore, Triceratops pissing off the cops, Iguanodon with a mohawk on. Hip hurrah for the Dinosaurchestra. 

If you are not busy right now, close your eyes and spin in your chair. Everything's moving when you stop and look out. It won't stay still no matter where you stare, oh. This is hardly my cup of tea. It could be a problem if I try to stand up. I'm so sorry th...

the king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills if you're happier, dial 1 now don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun something went wrong, I hate this song and if I could change one thing about...

once upon time on the Internet there was a guy a very deepy flawed man they called him Eric Bauman he was a total asshole and nobody knows why he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon from Something Awful on to Fark with his trusty watermark he...

Extra clever. Earthbound spirit. Ghost in the form, of a mongoose. And I have hands. And I have feet. I'll never die, I am a freak. Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a... Freak. Thou wilt never, know what I am....

Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic Opened up my Grandma's trunk, well isn't this dramatic? What could be inside? I could almost squeal with delight as I pulled out an ancient, dusty reel There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P." I wondered to m...

The closer that you look, it seems the less that you will see. You will see. Meltdown is an eventuality. You see. 

May I take a nap in your nose? I have not showered in thirty-six days. Monkeys are tickling my tummy. I have not showered in thirty-six days. Take those pork chops out of your brassiere. I have not showered in thirty-six days. Oh no, the babysitter exploded! L...

I'm without eyelashes. I noticed, so are you. We used them on wishes, and none of them came true. Terrible, I know, but fair is fair is fair. I'm blinking up a storm, but nothing's ever ever there. I'm without a soulmate. I noticed, so are you. What is that...

(Sausages are good. Sausages are good. We are all sausages.) (One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.) Is this my chance, for goodness sake, To make the point I’ve tried to make For all my lifetime, give or take a year? And now it comes as no surprise:...

Every night I try to go to sleep. I never make it, because I always see. A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes. A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes. Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed, Other times I think it only lives inside my head. A...

today has a way of scarring your eyes with negative light but it's a disguise I put on my shades and see through the lies the convenient truth is light is on the way we'll be having a fun time it's such a lovely day we should pocket the sunshine and never giv...

Nature's hot burning parasite I'll be hoping for rain tonight Maybe time will extinguish me but no one knows where this time may be Spontaneous combustion of the soul Love, pain, and such emotions are the coal Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire! Smoke, burni...

I love when opportunity knocks. It rocks the stripes right outta my socks. I love the world and everything else... the trampolines and jingling bells. I'd love to say there's not a thing I detest. I'd love to tie a piece of string to the best of what I know a...

My very existence makes you chew up pencils. My very existence makes you cringe. One would think that after so much hurt and pain, An ordinary human would unhinge. Detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog. And you’ve got so much on you...

Good morning, people of humbler times! My associates and I, we come to you from the future. That's right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tell. Stories of war, stories of science, oh yes, things that will change your lives forever. But all...

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Everywhere I look I always see people who are crazier than me. Gadzooks! Gadzooks! You're all such crazy kooks! A bunch of flaky flukes. You're giving me the spooks. Everyone's gone funny in the head. I went outside and this is what I said... I said: Eg...

Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out. We're so far out it's creepy. I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love, but they're not smart like we be. They have no roses. Subconsciously they envy us a lot. They look...

Go to Hollywood, For the common good. Go and pack your bags, like you know you should. Go to California, but let me warn ya, The people there oftentimes will scorn ya. Pull out your teeth. See what's underneath. Put the new ones in. Look in disbelief. Hear the...

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness. Gonna harvest Obi-Wan. Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on. Gonna go down to the highway. Gonna build myself a sign. Gonna advertise to everyone, tell 'em where to form the line. Gonna build him some bionic robo...

in the middle of the summer when it's cold, and the Earth is made of gold 90 minutes pass and so do all the lights in the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you for 90 days and 90 nights it's a recipe for life, and it's sharper than a spoon it's a...

Well, I thought I'd write a little song, so I wrote a little song. Then I tried to write some lyrics, but I didn't last too long. So I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff. And I decide to keep on singing until I had had enough. But...

Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating breathing Macromedia Think you're cool sayin' “All Your Base”? Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face You gotta be kidding me with that crap Animutat...

It was a Friday. I saw a movie, but it wasn’t very long, so I snuck into another one. Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall. All in all, it was pretty fun. But then it happened: I bumped into a random guy. He said “Excuse me,” and he tried to wa...

In an airplane, I was flying. Just a flight attendant guy. I can be clumsy, and I stumbled out the door, into the sky. Now I am falling through the air. Wind and regret flow through my hair. All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean. Suddenly, there'...

With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer Steady as we go we're flying over trout Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes. Sack of monkeys in my pocket My sister's ready to go. Hear the engines roar now (...

Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies released her first LP, entitled "Moe Is We" to the private public just the other day through Cindy's very own label, Acrobat Unstable Records. But the only chart that it even scratched was in Cindy's heart, which would f...

My kitten, my kitty cat. When she's content she purrs. She thinks the house is hers. But you won't like her when she's angry. No, you won't like her when she's angry. Angry, angry. She's cuddly. She's lovely when she's in a happy mood. She loves her kitten foo...

I tire of your mind games, I'm sick, of playing don't wake daddy good sir, No more rock, paper, scissors for me But wait, are we not civilised gentlemen here? I challenge you to a battle of knifes! Knife Fight You're gonna fight for your life Knife...

The breeze is a-blowin'. The grass just won't stop growin'. So, I better do something soon. I'm gonna spend the afternoon mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn, mowin' the lawn....

he's got fresh juice for one dollar he's got the pink kind if you're into that you take one sip and one more sip pretty soon you're chugging down the whole vat it's Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell it's Lemon Demon, oh, you cannot resist the lemonade (close...

Die hard fans adored your hands They loved your throat and quote unquote "you" Hey, remember Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson really happened Delta Echo Alpha Delta Walking on the moon forever You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no) That's being...

Market Town. What a doozy walking ‘round With all these putrid people everywhere. “You’ve gotta buy this!” Screams a whiskey stinking vermin vendor Holding up a rotten pear. But I hold on to my dollar, Looking all around me. In this place, I hide my face, But...

Hello, you tiny cardboard box with matches inside. Hell, you wooden match, hello the light you provide. You keep me warm, you keep me safe. You know that darkness isn't good. But nothing lasts forever. You're only two inches of flammable wood. And when the sun...

Sand coloured sky without clouds I spy Sand coloured sky without clouds I spy Mold en Mono Can be traced back very far Mold en Mono Is the next big movie star Mold en Mono Has a cold, sharp scimitar Mold en Mono is exactly what you are Welcome to...

It’s movie movie movie night, down at the theater, Let’s get some soda, I’d like a liter. I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see, The Osbournes Movie or Scooby Doo 3? Let’s see… Let’s see… Let’s just see any old thing. I like to throw popcorn at people’s he...

Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He drag potty all around He bring potty to your town Mr. Port-A-Potty Man Mr. Port-A-Potty Man He wear a jumpsuit and thick gloves He put a potty in with love Jaa! He be dancin' in the doo-doo all night long, oh (danc...

Hey Mr. Wolfgang! You got fired. You did nothing wrong. But here you are on the sidewalk with no home. It’s not your fault, it’s all their fault. So get up, man, and brush off the dust, And get set, and run back there. You gotta show them. You gotta show them...

You walk around in circles, I walk around in squares. Another round of musical chairs. And maybe no one really cares about the way we walk. The record stores are out of stock, and all we want is bloody rock and roll. And clearly this is not the way to go. I sa...

Inside of everybody's head, inside of everybody's head there is a hum, there's a hum, there's a neverending hum, and no one ever seems to notice it. No one seems to notice it. You have never noticed it. Never Ever Never Ever. Until now. Deep in the dankest co...

One, two, a-one, two, three, four. Burger King fries on a dashboard underneath the burning hot sun. Burger King fries on a dashboard underneath the burning hot sun. Serpentine alarm clock, ringing up a horrid little kamikaze ding dinga-ding ding ding. Serpent...

You are red and blue and green, living like a living computer glitch. You could change to anything. All you gotta do is just hit the switch. You are muscle, flesh and bone, living in the land of automobiles. If you ever lose your shoes, all you gotta do is ju...

Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green. That's what I said. Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine... Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too, and Gold so true it glows. I love the Razmatazz, and Purple Pizazz, and Razzle Dazzle Rose. Ever...

Why, anybody can have a brain. That’s a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth Or slinks through the slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, Seats of great learning, where men go to become g...

Hey! Mr. Kenji Akita's got a brand new top secret project that I really want to show you. I think it's OK if we go and check it out. just wait until you see, you will wanna take it out it's a red hot, state of art, solar powered spaceship don't you wanna turn...

On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss and the lights go down across the seaside village I get down, I feel had I feel on the verge of going mad and then it's time to loot and pillage I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck and pull the wig d...

There lived a merchant in the days of old who is remembered for the things he sold. No silly trinkets silver, bronze or gold. So I'm told, so I'm told. He made a most delicious pumpkin pie, which he presented to the passersby. Before the sun set he'd be all b...

Is it safe to drink the rainwater? Hold your mouth below a drain on a rainy day. It looks like plain water. Is it safe to drink the rainwater? And if collected in a jug, boiled, and poured into a mug, will it be okay for me to use it to make my morning tea?...

I'm falling up. They're falling down. I'm standing still. They're spinning around. No matter what I do, they could be undoing. Is there something brewing? Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody? Doesn't anybody know?...

Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the Fall He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call The Dursley's, Harry's relatives, were wretched as can be-a He prayed each night to Satan that they'd die from gonhorrea But one day he rec...

Samuel and Rosella both were 82 years old sharing an umbrella slowly down the street they strolled and all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging from dialect to fashion the state of affairs absolutely clashin' with the world that was their...

Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace. Gone baddy, running from the county police. Well, I hope you get well soon. Why, baby, did you have to do that? Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow! Well I hope you get well soon. If I were a registered psychiatr...

I made you these construction paper dolls, connected by the hands with tiny little faces, and now I'll hang them on the walls so you can see the people filling up the spaces. I think I am the only one to ever realize that I am the only one to realize what's t...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey. You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be, but no one's that lucky, so listen to me. When life is not so nice, remember this advice...

Miraculous in its own way Borrowing time from space The color scheme is familiar Maybe it's painted that way A shadow dances in your memory It happens while you sleep Do you remember why it's there Is it a subset of reality A scepter in a shell or is it the o...

I remember when I was just a boy Summer afternoons would fill me up with joy I'd sit right down, turn on the TV Everyday I'd giggle mischeviously I remember laughing like a buffoon when I'd watch him on Nick in the Afternoon He was my favorite thing about Nic...

What in the hell is the matter with me when I look around? Do me a favor and lock all the doors in the house, because now it's not right, and I'm noticing things. So show me the light or the lightswitch and try not to notice how color is cycling slowly and fa...

Diablo raises an eyebrow, strawberry milkshake in hand. I try my best to distract myself, but he really wants to be in the band. Can he play the drums, or the clarinet, electric xylophone, or better yet, the euphonium or the clockwork flute? He's just standing...

I lose track of my many adversaries they catch wind of whatever I say my whole life's getting awfully precursory and maybe it's time I meandered away because life is a mean one I've only seen one sky and it's not so grand since that's all that I know I'm chan...

when you choose your fate, don't think too much if you just can't wait, throw out your crutch make a name for yourself, make a self for your name take a picture or two, because you won't be the same when you lose your mind, don't think at all if you do you'll...

Nobody knows my true identity. For all we know I'm John F. Kennedy's love child with Nosferatu. We can't know, but still we got to. Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes, but ancient caveman history shows: We're all descended from the same evil alien slime....

Ten thousand plastic eyeballs float through space Why don't you listen when you see my face It's a grim prediction, but I told you so, and Everyone says that there's no explanation And nobody wanted to know Something's terribly, terribly wrong with me Ten Th...

When did my room get a ceiling? I've never seen it before. That's what I get for devoting all of my time to the floor. Sit down, you walking disaster. Look up and ask yourself, "What can I see in the plaster?" Step out and look where the stars are, while fal...

I’m the oldest man on MySpace, On the old computer by my rest home bed. All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. Everyone in my Top Eight is dead. When I see a teenaged girl All made up like a whore, It takes me straight back To the second world war…...

I feel knotted up today but in a most exquisite way like neckties or like macrame bowlines and Zeppelin bends if you were a theremin I wouldn't know where to begin. my hands would stay here on my chin with a hum that never ends. This suit doesn't fit me I made...

You went out, you turned west You went numb, you felt possessed You fell down, you blacked out You woke up to stare and shout You saw there a dark void The whole world had been destroyed The planet was gone, uh huh, the planet was gone Entire planet was gone,...

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of Sha...

There's a robot in my head There's a robot in my head It is screwing everything up I can't sit still, still I hear the servos whirring All night long, all night long If you were to open up my skull You would see it there Perched atop my brain Moving, stitchin...

Oh, for the first time in your life you're asking me for my advice But don't you dare think you're off the hook without me taking an honest look You got nothing up your sleeve you got plenty on your mind and your mouth is getting dry because you're yawning al...

I think it's time For you to know The awful truth The truth about me, and the truth about you Cause you're a brand new species Big cat Space Nazis Robert Stack God damn it, gonna snap Leonard Nimoy, Call me back (Call me back) I try to call you eve...

I never have a chance to say everything i want to say. But that's okay. I don't need to say a thing anyway. Just want to take it in. See the world, watch it spin. Learn to play the violin. I'll even try to shed any words from my head. Thinkin' Mentalese instea...

So what if I'm down? Stuck in reverse. I look around... It could be worse. What can I do? Honestly, I've got nothing to offer at all. Why should I grieve? Why should I fall? I'd rather breath, cover my ears, open my eyes and see what appears. What will happen...

You don't know if it's bread or toast. You can see it but it's bathed in Ambiguous Red Light. At what point does bread become toast? Should you hit the lever? It's been a while. No, in the end, you just have to trust the machine. 

Lock up your children. Lock up your pets as well. (Your pets as well.) It's time to panic, because something terrible is mad as Hell. So read the papers, and read the magazines. (The magazines.) Something's approaching, oh no, oh no. And no one knows exactly...

I guess I'm lonely, whatever that means, but when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans I get this feeling, like, prob'ly in my heart that most of the time, we should never be apart. You're kinda pretty. I guess for now you'll do. I mean, you're beautifu...

without my hands without my nose without my fangs without my clothes without my nervous system without my brain without my tonsils I'm not the same without my brand of humor um... without my so-so fashion sense without my love for all things funky without my...

Enemy, lasagna, Robust, below, wax, Semiautomatic, aqua, Accompany, slacks, Why, coffee, gymnastic, Motorcycle, unibrow, Existential, plastic, Extra, nightly, cow, Damn, Jettison, goodbye, through, Everything, center, who, Spidery, concubine, Pale, Lickity-sp...

believe me, I find that everybody gets three wishes despite this, life sucks and that's what makes me so suspicious the radio goes off and on, and when it's on we see the light despite this, we're still in the dark, which only makes it fun to fight (to fight,...

Five days in a watery cave. Another song for the day that I take to the grave. I gotta be the first to see the specter. Everybody want to be friends with the nectar protector. Seventeen skulls in a hole in the woods already know of the low down, but not of the...

Simple and small, almost alone, curled up in a ball, with a tin can phone, Tied to a twist, leading outside, and into the mist. Where the shadows hide. Maybe when you're gone (when you're gone), we'll gladly take you're place. You're so nicely draw...