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Chu Chu Rocket

Chu chu rocketto Nezumi o tasukero Chu chu rocketto Neko wa kowai Chu chu rocket We gotta save the mice, baby. Chu chu rocket The cat’s a scary guy. Chu chu rocketto Nezumi o tasukerou Chu chu rocketto Neko wa kowai Chu chu rocketto Rocket wa su-go-i! (Rocket...

Consumer Whore

What are you waiting for? Enough of this redundancy. Why don't you go back to my show? No need to torture me. It's just commercials. Damn commercials on my plasma screen. It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine. My Nike shoes are on my feet....

Dance Like An Idiot

one cold December night back in 1984 a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor he started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans at first it looked stupid but the end justified the means well I know it's not generally considered very cool...

Dead Sea Monkeys

I love my brine shrimp pals. They are my friends. I watch them float around inside their tank. But when I came back home from school today my little friends were dead and I was sad. The other day they were alive, and now they're floating at the top. I knew t...

Deep In The Ocean

Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean there's a waterproof wristwatch that was dropped from a boat on a cruise by a man full of booze, but even without a wrist it never stopped. Through an accidental accident at the factory it was made so that it never need be...

Destructo!

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea. Anybody there, anyone but me? Titans on the run, haunted candle shop. Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop. On the telephone, dialing, dialing. At the carnival, smiling, smiling. No complexities other than that, my friend. No ne...

Dinosaurchestra (Part One)

Travel back in time with me... 200,000,000 B.C. What's your name, and what do you play? My name's Neil and I don't play anything. What fun should we have today? Shook my Magic 8-Ball, and it said: Let's rock out in a Dinosaurchestra! Let's all shout in a D...

Dinosaurchestra (Part Three)

Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. Dinosaurchestra. We can't return to present. (uh oh, uh oh, uh oh) This...

Dinosaurchestra (Part Two)

Brontosaur rocking out hardcore, Triceratops pissing off the cops, Iguanodon with a mohawk on. Hip hurrah for the Dinosaurchestra. 

Dizziful Bliss

If you are not busy right now, close your eyes and spin in your chair. Everything's moving when you stop and look out. It won't stay still no matter where you stare, oh. This is hardly my cup of tea. It could be a problem if I try to stand up. I'm so sorry th...

Don't Be Like The Sun

the king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills if you're happier, dial 1 now don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun something went wrong, I hate this song and if I could change one thing about...

Ebaum's World Dot Com

once upon time on the Internet there was a guy a very deepy flawed man they called him Eric Bauman he was a total asshole and nobody knows why he traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon from Something Awful on to Fark with his trusty watermark he...

Eighth Wonder

Extra clever. Earthbound spirit. Ghost in the form, of a mongoose. And I have hands. And I have feet. I'll never die, I am a freak. Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a... Freak. Thou wilt never, know what I am....

Elvis Porn

Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic Opened up my Grandma's trunk, well isn't this dramatic? What could be inside? I could almost squeal with delight as I pulled out an ancient, dusty reel There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P." I wondered to m...

Eventuality

The closer that you look, it seems the less that you will see. You will see. Meltdown is an eventuality. You see. 

Everyday French

May I take a nap in your nose? I have not showered in thirty-six days. Monkeys are tickling my tummy. I have not showered in thirty-six days. Take those pork chops out of your brassiere. I have not showered in thirty-six days. Oh no, the babysitter exploded! L...

Eyewishes

I'm without eyelashes. I noticed, so are you. We used them on wishes, and none of them came true. Terrible, I know, but fair is fair is fair. I'm blinking up a storm, but nothing's ever ever there. I'm without a soulmate. I noticed, so are you. What is that...

Fancy Pants Manifesto

(Sausages are good. Sausages are good. We are all sausages.) (One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.) Is this my chance, for goodness sake, To make the point I’ve tried to make For all my lifetime, give or take a year? And now it comes as no surprise:...

Fiberglass Monkey

Every night I try to go to sleep. I never make it, because I always see. A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes. A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes. Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed, Other times I think it only lives inside my head. A...

Fine

today has a way of scarring your eyes with negative light but it's a disguise I put on my shades and see through the lies the convenient truth is light is on the way we'll be having a fun time it's such a lovely day we should pocket the sunshine and never giv...