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A Is for Asswipe

blinkered world, Narrow Mindered Blinkered Fool, It's no surprise to me That you can barely see More than three or four feet Right in front of thee, Bigoted Pre- Concieved Ideas, Yes you are a complete asswipe A totally wild and dangerous man Mixing and te...

Bad Toad

What you doin' there Sat in the fridge With your balding greasy hair Lookin' like a doughnut Big fat and blown up, A said What ya trying to do Give me a scare Sitting there With raspberries in your hair, It's not fair Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Are you...

Billy

Billy knows who he wants to be, He wants to be a non-entity. The thing about Billy is he ain't too bright, He don't open his eyes or he sees the light. Billy, get a life! Billy! Billy wake up before it's too late. So for every rich guy there's a Billy-...

Crazy Horses

There's a message -Floatin' In the air Crazy horses riding everywhere It's a warning It's in every tongue Gotta stop them crazy Horses on the run What a show, there they go Smoking up the sky, yeah Crazy horses all got riders And they're you and I...

Drunk in Charge of an Ugly Face

Had some beers it affectd my sight Stopped by the I was for jumping a light Took down the station and read my rights, he said, drunk in charge of an ugly face you're banned for life its a fucking disgrace 

Enter Mr. Formica (Icky Ficky Part II)

I was a boring git Who had a social life As rare as a rocking horse shit, Bob fucking Catley Was bardly the word Nuno Bettencourt A right flamin' nerd, But now I've returned A true nineties bloke Because I've risen my head An even bigger joke, My names Mr....

Feetcleaner

So where's my swag I've paid good money For a regal shag, You're breasts are pert And you smell so sweet So why do you wash My rancid feet, I fell for you my love And your girl like charm It's a shame that my feet Smell like a pig farm, They came be...

Frash for Cash

Are we in it for the kids, No way, Frash for cash, Frash for cash 

Goldfish Podge

burgers In a nice fresh bun Set the cat on him See the fucker run, Knick Knack paddy wack Give the fish a bone You fat bastard Your stomach's really grown, Here comes H He's captain golden golden fry Gonna pop you with his fork And turn you into pie, You s...

Jaggered Wedge

On beer, sweeties and porn I part with cash with china milkwomen Rocking until the dawn, I wake with an overhang Sore knob and a beer back Did I really spend all that dosh In a frenzied moolah attack, Ooh, oooh oooh ooh Jaggered Wedge At the end what...

Kids in America

Looking out a dirty old window Down below the cars in the City go rushing by I sit here alone And I wonder why Friday night and everyones moving I can feel the heat But its soothing Heading down I search for the beat in this dirty town Down town th...

Lawnmowers for Heroes, Comics for Zeros

gone, Comics are for pre-pubescent moronic slime Who've got nothing better to do with their time, The one I most hate is Superman, An underpant wearing flying phallic gland, On Krypton he collects his strength and girth, I wish he'd been aborted at birth,...

Paranoid Polaroid

She was just seven-teen If you know what I mean When she appeared unclean In a gentlemen's magazine, I was at the barbers shop Getting my hair cut Picked up amateur photographer Just for a quick look, There on the pages Spread in front of me To my un...

Purple Haze

Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just don't seem the same Actin' funny, but I don't know why 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky Purple haze all around Don't know if I'm comin' up or down Am I happy or in misery? Whatever it is, that girl put a spe...

R.F. Potts

cream A three pin plug with a negative earth Watch me swell to an amazing girth Watch me swell to an amazing girth, Red one Green one It doesn't really matter Makes my orgasms Come with a real splatter Come with a real splatter, Electrical highways, bulgin...

Sorrow (So Dark, So Scared)

Oooh yeah C'mon Wolf child, Cavernous An opening expanse Circle it With a macabre dance Ridicule That troubled furrow Wipe away Those tears of sorrow Sorrow So dark So scared Sorrow, Oooh yeah C'mon Wolf child 

The Return of the Fabulous Metal Bozo Clown

With lovely patches on And stupid girly bonnets And Donny Osmond, Do you really know What I'd like to twat Are those seventies glam bands With haircuts so crap, You think you had attitude Did you think you were tough You've got to be joking With hair...

Up the Junction

I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from Clapham Out on the windy common That night I ain't forgotten Where she dealt out the rations With some or other passions I said you are a lady Perhaps she said I may be We moved into a basemen...

Urban Surfer 125

Urban Surfer 125 You're not staying alive Staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ha ha staying alive You will not survive, Fat Controller wearing bowler Stroke the boiler Jenny Agutter Fat Controller wearing bowler Stroke the boiler Jenny Agutter, Jump on the...