Lardpony piosenki

Can't hide the fact I've got felines for you Out of my window is the most amazing view You commentate, I'll just spectate We both know that catwatching is great It gives me paws for thought, this twisting tail I mark my territory without fail But you st...

When you die, can I have your girl? I'll make my move at your funeral And as your family cry and mourn I'll make her forget you were ever born When you're gone will I be on the list? I'm not trying to say I wish that you didn't exist But lately you've b...

You're so very small, but you make the biggest sound And time goes so much faster whenever you're around You fit inside my pocket, warm snug and tight I charge your batteries so we can rock all night I pay no attention to the world around When I'm lost i...

If the world ends and destroys all my friends I want to share armageddon with you We'll pick through the rubble and stay out of trouble And start civilisation anew We'll watch the nuclear sunset over what once was a town or huddle under shelter as the ac...

You're boring and unpleasant, I can see it in your eyes Did you think that your haircut would convince me otherwise? I hear you're in a band, that must be great. Do you spend more time writing songs or checking your outfits co-ordinate? You should be scen...

Let's forget how long we've waited to go and get intoxicated And knock the sleep out of each other's eyes Another night of reckless spending and maybe we can keep pretending We don't need chemicals to socialise You're a bad influence on me We go for a dr...

I must apologise to you if I have been a drunken fool I'm afraid it's been one of those days I only came out for some food, then decided that it would be rude Not to drink until my eyes were glazed "Straight out of the crompton" I keep on stumbling to t...

I first met you at the quiz machine You touched my heart as you touched the screen And together we inched towards a big cash prize. Our knowledge seemed complementary I knew pop music, you knew geography But we ran out of time as I looked into your eyes....

I don't know where they came from and I don't know why they came The experiments they did made sure I'll never be the same They said they wouldn't hurt me, they took me into space I woke up hours later with sweat running down my face I wondered, was I dre...

I was trying to go vegetarian, but she spiked my meals with meat And when I slept she placed real leather shoes upon my feet I phoned up her father and said "I'd like to marry your daughter" And he said "are you sure? She's the girl who loves slaughter" I...

I see you nearly every day and wonder what you're thinking You ask me if I'm being served, and if not, what I'm drinking I wish our conversation could extend to higher things But until then, mine's a pint of Carling I quickly drain my glass and request it...

I had a girlfriend but she died, she died She had evil powers inside She had voodoo in her head So now I'm living with the living dead I had a girlfriend but she died, she died and now I'm married to a zombie bride I had a girlfriend but she died, she d...