Kai Bowman

[Interlude: Kai Bowman] Big people They're really big people They tower over me Like, like big people should Once a man came up to me And he said "You know son, you ain't one of those big people" And I said "Yeah" I'm what they call 'small people, a ki...

Chorus: Kai Bowman] BOOM Riding on my broom Nah I'm in my room DOOM Causing lots of gloom You should not assume VROOM Coming out my tomb Now I gotta zoom BOOM BOOM [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] BOOM Power my chi Do not mess with me Met this girl calle...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] One day I woke up, and got some bread Then I (indistinct) bread There was lots of bread I was very scared I became dead and grew a beard Yeah Then I saw this guy I thought he was gay So I made him die I made him cry I made him....

[Intro: Kai Bowman] I know I've been a mean angry boy all this album But I wanna make it up ya know To the WHOPEE fans So here it is A song I like to call HELP ME [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] I'm a cool guy, at least I think I am When it's time to say goodby...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Yo how's everybody doing it's me Kai I'm gonna eat a lot of rye Oh yeah here I am Get in my van Oh oh yeah oh yeah Here I am what you do? I'm gonna take a massive poo Oh boy I'm Donald Duck I like cr-crumpets Crumpets are nice...

[Intro: Kai Bowman] Coming at you with a little rap Coming at you with a little rap Coming at you with a little rap Coming at you with a little rap [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Yo I'm like Stay Puft towering over everyone When I'm in the town I'm the local l...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Hey man, how you doing? Get in my van I've got lots of cool candies man Even my mam approves of tham Fun fact, I make vids for the cam And I don't like lamb Cause I'm not into that But I am a man So I made sandwiches with ham [...

{Chorus: Kai Bowman] I like curry Makes my vision very blurry {Verse 1: Kai Bowman] When it's in the shop all the curry lovers hurry When it hits the people's tongue they all go into a scurry If it gets on my top then that is a big worry If my mum make...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] It's the apocalypse I live in an abyss I'm quite sick of this So I'm eating Swiss cheese Cause it's the bees knees I'm eating it with peas With my good friend Lee I had to say please Cause I have a disease But I possess the keys...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] I've got a gold chain and a silver car Sitting in the cold rain and it chills my heart Swallowing these other rappers bar for bar When I look at you I go "har da har!" Someone told me that rapping was really hard I punched them in t...

[Chorus: Kai Bowman & 4za} (We're in a lift) We're going to (And we're looking for Harrison) We're gonna go to Level 7 (Woah) This is scary (Ohhhhh!) (We're in a lift!) And we're going to Level 7! (Going to Level 7!) It's a Level 7 time (Uh, oh) Oh...

[Intro: Kai Bowman & 4za] Come on Lyrics! You don't need lyrics and stop squeaking the chair sit in one place you big faggoto Listen to this mic *can opening* That's your mum Hahaha wit?! They're probably made from the same material I don't know ma...

[Skit: Samples] Kai: Hello Insectos! Aaron: Kai, you have to make a video Aaron: Hello, and welcome back to Big Boy News Kai: I hate you Test Subject #IH8U: I hate you too 

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[Chorus: Kai Bowman] I think there's a monster under my bed In an hour I will probably be dead He's very smelly and has four eyes on his head I think I'm gonna name him Ted [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Now this all started about 4 months ago I was in my room...

[Verse 1: Mr. Insecto Sheep] I've been on YouTube for one year And sometimes I even drink some beer And I'm under the age of beer So I like drinking it 

[Intro: Kai Bowman & 4za] So, I've always... kinda wondered, why it's actually called Mr. Insecto Sheep? Well, I'll tell you [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Once upon a time I was part of a group We were called the RECAST and I was just a troop Of the main ch...

[Chorus: Kai Bowman] Going in Parallel parking Man I'm going in Going in Parallel parking Man I'm going in Going in Parallel parking Man I'm going in Going in Parallel parking Man I'm going in [Verse 1: Kai Bowman & 4za] I live in a bag (Bag...

[Intro: Kai Bowman] I'm in prison No like I'm literally in prison For multiple counts of murder My bail is like very-- whatever Ya know I didn't do it I swear It was The knife's fault Ya know [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Used to get cornered by the papara...

[Intro: Samples] (Well take a look at what happened Seriously Seriously That's right! Seriously So look Seriously) [Verse 1: Kai Bowman & Samples] Postman Pat, he is fat Kill him with a sexual bat Move like a cat I'm not like that Eat my food...

[Kai Bowman] Aaron, I have an idea [Aaron Bowman] Go, uh, go for it [Kai Bowman] I think we should give Harrison his own show [Aaron Bowman] What do you mean 'show'? [Kai Bowman] Like, he deserves to have his own place, his own platform, that he c...

[Aaron Bowman] Alright Kai, I understand you have some demo songs for me here today for the album [Kai Bowman] Uh, yes, of course. Here's my first song, I call it 'MARIO' [Young Kai] MARIO! LUIGI! WARIO! [Kai Bowman] What do you think of that? [Aar...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Everybody knows I'm the best MC Everybody else they are just poopy I want everybody to die in a fire Then get ran over by some tires Then they go to the shop Then they go to the counter and get shot I don't like the mall They are...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Kai get the money like squirrels They just tryna catch a squirrel like squirrels in this mad world Ate custard got from Earl Funny thing is he is actually a girl I am one of those devils Who create those foods you like to call Revel...

PART ONE [Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Do you think God's in Heaven or he's in Hell? Do you also think God maybe smells? I don't know but he might I need to take-- That's a bad word so I won't say it The devil is good and he's always getting greater He likes...

{Chorus: Kai Bowman} The baby show Ba ba ba ba ba ba The baby show Ba The baby show Ba ba ba ba Baby show Baby show oh yeah Ooh {Bridge: Kai Bowman] I know You know Ba ba da ba da ba Ba ba da ba da ba da ba ba ba da da ba ba dahhhhhh It's the b...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] I was walking around Trying to find a pet So then I found a piggy Trying dot net So I go on my Xbox Trying to take it a home Then the stupid a thing Run away like a hole Then I found a sheep I took it a home I called it a Sheep...

[Intro: Kai Bowman] Ah Sheepy You little rascal Come here for a moment [Chorus 1: Kai Bowman] Sheepy you the best You looking better than the rest You looking pretty nicely dressed Sheepy you the best You saved me like a life vest If you ever wanna...

[Verse 1: Kai Bowman] Woke up in the morning and decided I needed some toast Told my family "Get out the way! I need the toaster the most!" Popped the bread inside the toaster Knowing I'm about to roast her Clicked the button on the side Then took a litt...

[Intro: Kai Bowman & The Ink Spots] (I don't want to set the world on fire I, I, I, I) Feel like the world has went to poo The CIA are through the cameras spying on you [Chorus: Kai Bowman & The Ink Spots] (I) feel like the world has went to poo...

[Verse 1: Kai] Uh, yo Uh, yo My name is Kai I eat pie I kinda wanta die And I always cry I've got pains in my thighs But I'm on the rise When people see me They high five Yeah, they think I'm really wise When really I'm just falling out the sky O...