Judge Dread piosenki

It's big and heavy but me carry the banana All the way to the sister's house She like to bite it but she like a piranha I want some left when I have to go home (Chorus): Day-o, day-o Morning come and me have to go home Day-o, day-o This woman, she won...

I was kneeling by the bed and praying She said, "come love and get undressed" I sad I'm praying for guidance She said, "Pray for stripping, I'll do the rest" So I told her a bedtime story About the first time I got laid: As I ran down the stairs, she cr...

There was an old sailor, who sat on a rock, Waving and shaking his big hairy... Fist at the ladies next door in The Ritz, Who taught all the children to play with their... Ice-creams and marbles and all things galore, Along comes a lady who looks like a...

Alright, get ready, here we go... Little Boy Blue, come blow up your horn, The sheep's in the meadow and the cows in the corn Ai yai ya... Where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under the haystack with Little Bo Peep Ai yai ya... Uh huh, uh...

When I was a little biddy boy My grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hanging on a string She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want y...

Well, down at the seaside, out upon the sand, Is a man who lives a life, which really is quite grand. He doesn’t make much money; in fact he is quite poor, He’s Donkey Dick, the donkey man, of the seashore. All the girls in their bikinis, when they’re get...

I am not a qualified physician And I do not want to give this injection (x2) Dorothy's begging for trouble She is insisting I give her this needle Darling one thing I want you to know Don't blame me for where the needle goes I push it in, she pulls it...

[Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, the're playing my tune!" When I...

(Judge Dread is talking to a woman, we only hear him speak) Judge Dread: "Hello baby, pull up a chair, and make yourself comfortable. Cor, you're putting on weight, ain't ya?. Tell me something. How long have we known each other? Hmm, about 9 months?, oh ye...

Last Friday night; you went with a friend, Stood at the back until the end. The music played, I lost my chance, You didn't know I couldn't dance. Hello, Baby, I think about you every day. Hello, Baby, I dream about you every way. On Monday next, I saw...

[Woman]: "Hello, what's your name?" [Judge Dread]: "Dread" [W]: "Not Judge Dread?" [J.D.]: "Yes, that's right" [W]: "Oh, I've always wanted to meet you" [J.D.]: "Oh really, why?" [W]: "Oh, I'm a really big fan of yours" [J.D.]: "That's very nice of you...

Molly is a big girl now Molly is a big girl now She just plays it cool She doesn't go to school no more No more school days She don't need no candy now No more little baby ways, because Molly is a big girl now (chorus) You should see her swing (You...

Come on everybody, join in our song We're playing ska, come on and sing along. Grab a Rude Girl, shuffle down Ska is the sound that's going down. Sing Reggae, and Ska, Sing Reggae, and Ska Sing Reggae, and Ska When the rhythm drums, it'll take you far...

All aboard, rudeness train Tell your sister to come down quick And she can have a suck of my dick On the rudeness train I gave her one in the corridor And after that she wanted more On the rudeness train Move off sister if you could For you are...

Skastas and skinheads, remember the date If you’re having a party down the skin lake, here we go! Skin lake, I ya, ya Bring your boots and braces And your smilin’ faces Were having a party Jump in time Get ready to party Down at the lake From the nor...

Take off your clothes, Let me see what it is that your hiding And don't look so shocked You have nothing to fear from my eyes Chorus: My daddy, is a priest you know And I am, not a beast you now I just, want to love (x2) Take off your clothes, And...

The first wife was an eskimo We roud at the nearest trifle One day while fishing on the ice She kicked me in the ice-hole Brr it's cold (x10) My second was a french bird Who came from near the Ryne A nifty little number I think it was, 69! Swash-meer...

"I'll tell you a story about a geezer called the Winkle Man, a right dirty sod! The Winkle Man comes down the street And serves all the ladys What do you know, nine months on, They've all got cramps and babys "The funny thing about, he was right little...

I know a girl who works on a farm If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn Always asleep by ten o'clock At six on the dot she's up with the cock Up with the cock (x2) At six o'clock she's up with the cock To milk a heard of Jersys At seven's her first...

Walking home the other night I cought a smell that wasn't nice chorus: What kung fu that? (x3) I knew what it was but where was it? Oh my god I've stepped in it! (chorus) I scraped it off outside my door I turned around and I stepped in more (...