Jon Lajoie piosenki

How do you show someone you love That they are the one So many ways to express love It's hard to choose just one How you gonna do it Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug, Some lesbians like eating each other's shit out of a cup Some people say "I...

We're floating in space on the edge of time In a universe that we can't define Billions of stars in the endless night Try and find purpose for our lives Yet we still take the time (still take the time) Yes we always take the time To masturbate oohhh To milk t...

It’s your birthday today, What does that mean I guess I’ll try to explain, That twenty-one years ago on this day, It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face. And nine months before that magical day, Your Dad probably took your Mom on a da...

Girl you broke my heart Left me for another Though you were the one We'd be together forever When you decided to cheat on me You were forgotten something All the videos of you masturbating That you made for me The dildo's, the gabgails, the lingerie...

I though that maybe I'd find a friend Or maybe I'd meet a girl Have a great conversation with a stranger from the other side of the world Or maybe learn something new About a culture or a place Connect with another human being, but everytime I press 'New game'...

It was late at night on Christmas eve I was dreaming of the soft white snow I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree What it was I did not know It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts Unfortunately I did not know that So I quietly snuck up be...

It’s party time. I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. Do I like to party the answer is yes. I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. And when it comes to getting down I am the best. I don’t have any rules, not even one. The only rule I have is –...

Hey yo! Fuck NWA (Get the fuck outta here). Fuck G Unit (fuck that shit). Fuck D12 (motherfucker!). Get the fuck out of the way (fuck you bitch!). Normal motherfucking crew (motherfucker!). Everyday normal crew (what what what what!). We just a regular everyd...

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…Nothin’ special bout me Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regular everyday normal guy…I got $600 in da bank Mutha Fucka. I’m just a regula...

Steve: You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long. I’m just a regular everyday normal muthafucka… I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker… I don’t have a gi...

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible. What? (I don't a give a fuck...) About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what (I don't give a fuck...) I literally...

Have you ever watched the sun go down? And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself And your dog's looking at you like you need help Have you ever been high as fuck?...

Some guys are good at talking to girls Some guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants I’m not one of those guys but baby I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance… I can dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance… I can danc...

I don't understand Can somebody tell me what's going on Why is there a drunk Chinese man Doing push ups in my front lawn And why's he wearing lipstick? 

Did you miss me Oooh, yeah What, what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch Two thousand nine is the year that I recorded this song Still not loving police Still got love for the vaginal crease Player haters beware, because Guns don't kill people, uh uh I kill...

If I had wings I'd fly away from here But wherever I land people would think that I was weird They'd be like why do you have wings Did your mom have sex with a bird or something? If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more But that'd probably be against th...

I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for love So I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step Something about me, girl, that you do not know yet...

I have to stop listening to my penis Listening to my penis I swear I would be a genius If I stop listening to my penis I should be studying and working hard My future depends on it, this is bizarre Why am I standing in this noisy club With people that...

My heart is on fire like a burning cross Compared to you, others are at the back of the bus You're as beautiful as a swastika And baby, I want to tell ya I love you as much as I hate other races religions and sexual orientations I love you as much as I...

Oh my god, did you hear about Michael Jackson Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson It's crazy, right Yeah, I can't believe it All of a sudden the media is on his side I know, it's crazy, right [Chorus] Michael Jackson is dead Don't pretend you give a shit You...