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This song's about beaver and not the kind that hides in woods allthough there's a link It's not that I'm neurotic, maybe just a bit obsessed By these hairy fluffy suckers So be prepared cause I'm coming te get yours soon! I wanna taste your juice! Very s...

Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, story’s about Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen’s still cool Well I admit, it ain’t Abu Dhabi, But there’s cable here, Mc Donalds and topless ba...

I don’t do this to get a fake piss at you... It just feels nice to puke out bitterness You walk around and expect me to be impressed... By your knowledge and good looks that don’t exist A force fed monkey is what you’ll be, Dictated by a sad, cigar-chomp...

‘It’s a gorgeous thing’ while doing her mantra she smiles at me ‘I hope you’re not too unhappy?’ Maybe some day, maybe some day... I’ll blow your brains out and You’ll be OK... You’ll be OK... It’s Kool (freezingly cool) What a day, you’d slam the toi...

One day while, cruisin' round, i bumped into this fat-ass kid. He reacted, quite uptight, so i doofered him laxative. "Your're dead meat to be" he poetically said. So I crawled on my bike, hit my peddles and fled. "You can run but you can't hide he said a...

Satanic broad just crawled in my bed My testosterone has just reached DEF CON 1 She’s fully packed in back fetish gear Orders me to obey: ‘your wish is my command!’ I don’t wanna poop your party here! I don’t wanna try and interfere! Go ahead and trash...

Been trying to pick up this awesome babe, A ‘blondie’ I met at the mall... Asked her if she wanted to grab a bite but this groovy monster turned me down... Suzanna, she’s rib-cage thin, don’t eat a thing... Suzanna, zero gravity is ‘in’... Next day I o...

The sky’s dressed deep chemical blue, Till a blazing flash turns for my eyes... X-tra terrestrials land in my backyard, Messing up my daddy’s lawn... What fetid swamp did these mugwumps, Ooze from way down here Seems to me like whatever is out there Is...

When I was 14 I used to beaten up every day after school yeah This brat used to run off with my candybars too He had a twisted mind and I was frazzled as ever What did he want from me except for my Reeces, my Reeces Pieces I know what you’re expecting me...

I want it to be said, so you’d understand You’re no longer the geek I once loved Not like back in the days, when your ampits weren’t shaved, We were dweeds but who cared... Your freaky mustache’s gone and your nose got fixed, Who could tell that your fam...