Ian Dury

Darling (yes, darling?) Nothing, darling Just darling, darling You're my inspiration, so welcome to my heart Since making your acquaintance I've made a brand new start I'm telling you I love you, what else can I say? 'Cos you're my inspiration in every single...

All those who say okay, say okay, okay All those who say okay, say okay, exactly All those who say okay, say okay, okay All those who say okay, say okay, exactly Oh, I see you're reading a book Have you got to page one yet? Can you spell your name forwards?...

Delilah the dancer from Soho Was making her way down the lane Simpson from Harrow Had fruit on his barrow He sold it for love and for gain Simpson said, "Hello, young woman" "My Pippins are lovely today" "Don't be suspicious" "Of Golden Delicious" "Whatever y...

Delilah, the dancer from Soho Was making her way down the lane Simpson from Harrow Had fruit on his barrow He sold it for love and for gain Simpson said, "Hello, young woman My Pippins are lovely today Don't be suspicious Of Golden Delicious Whatever your gra...

When faced with a hinderance The brave mountaineer Turns and walks back into the wind But my hesitation In strange hemisphere Makes me quit before I begin Intrepid explorer He agrees on extremes Pursues the unknown with perfect aplone Behaves like a trooper W...

Are we rolling? Here we go then And one, two, three, Two, two, three A boy was born to Jack and Marge in 1951 And what is love, is love, is love And what is done, is done The baby grew in size and rage Beyond his normal years And when there's blood on every p...

Wrap yourself in silver paper, put a sandbag on your head Crawl inside your fall-out shelter underneath your garden shed Boil an egg or have a cuddle, cut your toenails, make the bed By the time this record's finished, everybody will be... Wrap yourself in si...

I've done a lot of things I wished I hadn't There's other things I never hope to do But sliding off the map in both directions Is the sorry mess I made of knowing you I've seen a lot of things I wished I hadn't There's other things I never hope to see But no...

(Rock, roc,k rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock) Alright! I'm calling you from Harlingen, Texas I'm telling you, friend, that I've got a son named Scott Haley Alright? You know all that jive, don't you, Jack? We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're g...

Good evening, I'm from Essex In case you couldn't tell My given name is Dickie I come from Billericay And I'm doing very well Had a love affair with Nina In the back of my cortina A seasoned-up hyena Could not have been more obscener She took me to the cleane...

(One, two, three, four ........) Hello, playmates Here's a little London song All about a young man's adventures in the big city Here we go Billy Bentley, bought to London early in the day Half a quid, mate Stand to reason Hold your horses How's your father?...

I want a three piece suit in black worsted With a three button jacket and a notch lapel With a boxy back, French shoulder And a zig-zag raised seam that you do so well Eighteen inch bottom trouser with a two inch cuff No taper, no flare, just parallel Nine ho...

I'm an Irish cripple, a Scottish Jew I'm the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle my shoe I'm the blackmail man I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek I'm the blackmail man A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak I'm the blackmail man Well, I'm the blackmail...

You must have seen parties of Blockheads With blotched and lagered skin Blockheads with food particles in their teeth What a horrible state they're in They've got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests Shoes like dead pigs' noses Cornflake packet jacket, cata...

The foot which steps with measured tread Receives instructions from your head It's the body song It's the body song The leg, a source of much delight Which carries weight and governs height It's the body song It's the body song The flesh we've got beneath ou...

Share a good occasion Hold the darkness in Bear away abrasion Free from broken skin No pride is here to steer you Wounds that never heal So close and there to wander Confines wearing thin Clear in where to squander Such untroubled skin Though ships will still...

Our Father Who art in Hendon Harrow Road be thy name Thy Kingston come Thy Wimbledon In Erith as it is in Hendon Give us this day our Berkhampstead And forgive us our Westminsters As we forgive those who Westminster against us Lead us not into Temple Station B...

I'm here to find out what makes you tick I'm here to discover the secret you I intend to reveal you're crooked and sick And I don't give a damn if none of it's true 'Cos I'm Byline Browne from the national press And that is how I earn my wages I bring exposur...

If you're cold, well here's a plan Pull the plug out of your fan If you're hot, now here's a scheme Park your botty in the stream If you're tired, check this plot Seek a source that hits the spot If you're snooty, here's a ploy Stroll along the hoi polloi (Cac...

Just 'cos I ain't never had no nothing worth having never ever never, ever You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't I'm fall into thinking that I ain't too, clever And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either neither is it anything, whatever A...

They say it's tough out there and that's for sure You pay your way twice over if not more They say that's the price of fame and now you've made your name Your friends don't even treat you like they used to do before They quote the many stars who've died so you...

I could give the respect she deserves But I can't 'cos I'm crippled with nerves Just to take in my arms, hold her tight But I'm sorry, I'm shaking with fright I could touch her I could tell her I'm a very lucky fellow I'd cancel all proper reserves But my hop...

MOO! - Hello! I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better half My daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calf When I'm all finished milking and chewing the cud Mr. Meatface the butcher will be after my blood 'Cos I'm D'Orine Cow I'm D'Orine the Cow I'm so...

Hey! With your natty threads and your nifty dreads And the Dagenham royal swagger With your tricky spiels and your Cuban heels And the face of a carpet-bagger With your sweet cologne and your mobile phone And the moves of a desperado You will cut a swathe on...

Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady 'till we're maladjusted Sing boop-ba-de-boop, sing twiddle-de-de Invite the Germans home for tea Let them mock and let t...

So I'm screaming this to you. Wah! From the last place in the queue. Wah wah wah! I really think you'd like me given half a chance And since you ain't got that I'll do the screamers dance Some of us are ugly angel some of us are only small Some of us are usel...

Bee aye bickybye bo-bo-bo I've got a gal that I love so Delusions of grandeur, delusions of grandeur I'm a dedicated follower of my own success I can handle the glamour and cope with the stress Deal with the doughnuts and please all the rest I'm polite t...

Here I stand With a doughnut for a brain On my life, I must see you again I should think that's made it very plain Is it is Is it is or is it ain't? Don't ask me To leave it out Or turn it up Or pack it in Don't ask me Don't ask me Don't ask Don't ask me I'm...

We want Freddie for our leader Freddie is a man of class We want Freddie for our leader All stand and raise your champagne glass Gentlemen and assassins and ladies of the night I call upon you this evening in the hope of shedding some light I can't go i...

There are jewels in the crown of England's glory (England's glory) And every jewel shines a thousand ways Frankie Howerd, Noël Coward and garden gnomes Frankie Vaughan, Kenneth Horne, Sherlock Holmes Monty, Biggles and Old King Cole In the pink or on the dole...

Father's very noisy with his 'bines Said they're all the same it makes you sick Need a bleeding boot up their behinds That would bloody shift them double quick Father drops his toffee after tea All them monkey's sprouting their advice Bleeding, bloody berks,...

Fly in the ointment Stain on the character Dust on the wainscot Hair on the gate Bee in the bonnet Ash on the waistcoat Flake on the shoulder Crack in the plate Eye on the clock Bat in the belfry Head in the sand Kick up the arse Smudge on the collar Hands...

When Freddy Frost was in my soul And Tommy Tear was in my eye Phillippa friendship took my hand Said, "Baby don't cry" When Tessie Trouble's on patrol And Suzie Sadness makes you blue Let Lennie Love come to your door And pal up with you Friends are somethin...

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank "And what are you up to?" said Tommy the Tank Peter the Rabbit is at it as well And all the young pixies in Dingelydell Singing: "Fuck off Noddy, you stupid prat" "Fuck off Noddy in your rotten hat" Sinbad the Sailor is drunk...

I take you to the pictures I take you to the shop Walking in the sunshine Rolling in the snow Stepping on the threshold Out into the street All you want to do, my love, Is dancing with your feet To those funky disco pops, funky disco pops Funky disco pops, fu...

Although I nearly broke my neck trying to break the ice I think you're very nice Let's go and have a drink What do you think? Throw six and go to jail Although I've met a mouthy man or two before You've got the highest score, I'm sure I don't mind if I do hav...

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her There isn't any secret to my frequent visits It's the way she makes them and they're all exquisite I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre Enamoured of th...

Girls watching Beach going Party hearty Movie groovy Going places Seeing faces Driving cars Going to bars Drinking wine Feeling fine Having fun 'Til day is done Girls watching Beach going Party hearty Movie groovy Some romancing Disco dancing Hugging and k...

Am-i-mini-snack-mo-oo-guys-oh-er-ooh!(?) I'm hanging up my hang-ups Ere I turn into a blank automaton You won't find me on the treadmill You can tell 'em Willy Boy has been and gone Yes Mogadon time's over There'll be an empty bed in Babylon 'Cos I'm a happ...

Gotta sign the rent book Gotta do the laundry Then there's the electric The water and the gas Haven't stopped moaning Since we had the phone in The television rental Another bloody hass Go up to the top of a very high mountain Go up to the top of a fresh air...

Heavy living is the life that I've led See the daylight through a curtain of red Stands to reason why I'm staying in bed Heavy living off the top of my head Heavy living, uh, I know it too well Every creak on the stairway to Hell Double vision and a terrible s...

What's all this spunk on the duckboards? Come on Lawrence... come on Lawrence... Let's go out and have a prayer meeting Take a chance with our new shotgun Hey! Come on Lawrence! It's time we escaped again, my son! Oi! Come on! Hey, hey, take me away I hat...

In the deserts of Sudan And the gardens of Japan From Milan to Yucatán Every woman, every man Hit me with your rhythm stick Hit me! Hit me! Je t'adore, ich liebe dich Hit me! Hit me! Hit me! Hit me with your rhythm stick Hit me slowly, hit me quick Hit me! Hi...

Exploring every avenue of love on the honeysuckle highway Eschewing every vestige of regret we gaily slip along Displaying all the evidence of mirth on the daffodyllic byway And needing no excuse to have a laugh 'cos we're doing nothing wrong You want magic?...

Huffety Puff do I love you enough? Was it nice and slow or a little bit rough? Amazes me when you do your stuff You're so kind and I'm so tough When the base is run and you're in the pack Do the lap of honour all around the track When you're nothing done in...

I believe in bottle banks And beauty from within I believe in saying thanks And fresh air on the skin I believe in healthy walks As tonic for the feet I believe in serious talks And just enough to eat That's what I believe Although it seems naïve I believe i...

I could lie before I could talk Runaway before I could walk I could cheat before I could play I was gone before I could stay I could curse before I could cry I could sneer before I could sigh I could want before I could need I was awful in thought, word and d...

I made Mary cry In a lonley bus shelter I put in my laundry tongs In the back of her leg Severed a hamstring In the lonley bus shelter I paid no attention But I made Mary beg I’m walking the floor In a white dormatory, called Barley Lane Hospital I’m dreamin...

Partial to your abracadabra Enraptured by the joy of it all So stop me where you start The cockles of his heart The panties sends it right up the wall Please, please, stop it, it likes it Tickles it to death either way These lovely boots exist To drive it rou...

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening Little things would slowly go askew If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy Specially when she did not want me to If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her All the time I would not like h...

In the mirror, when I'm debonair My reactions are my own affair A body likes to be near the bone Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan I die when I'm alone, alone Shake your booty when your back is bent Put your feelings where my mouth just went As serious as thing...

You think it's cool to make me wait with bated breath for what you'll say You think it's cool to be the overlord of all that you survey You think it's clever being clever that you wear your fortune well You think it's cool to be the foxy one, but time alone wi...

I took out all the seats and away I went It's a right old banger and the chassis bent It's got a great big peace sign across the back And most of the windows have been painted black The windshield's cracked, it's a bugger to drive It starts making smoke over t...

What did you learn at school today? Jack shit The minute the teacher turns away That's it How many times were you truly intrigued? Not any Is boredom a symptom of mental fatigue? Not many When have you ever been top of the class? Not once What will y...

I went and changed a pound for the Underground The Bakerloo Northbound, 'cos I fancied coming round The Bakerloo Northbound, 'cos you fancied coming round? Hmm, the Bakerloo Northbound, 'cos I fancied coming round Well, I'm very glad you did, and I'm glad you...

Your eyes are focused on a screen of your own choosing Your mind is busy with distractions of its own My imminent departure is the flavour of the evening You lent me a welcome, I paid interest on the loan Your downward glance, a punishment for errant little f...

Looking for Harry Looking for Harry Looking for Harry Looking for Harry Looking for Harry Have you seen him around? The minute I find him I'm going to unwind him It's time to remind him Not to put me behind him Looking for Harry Perhaps he's gone underground...

When ecstasy ennobled our first kiss I fell into an agony of bliss I've never heard a person talk like this I hope you don't think you can take the piss The exhilarating rapture of your touch Ensnares my heart within its vice-like clutch Though that may be a...

Go to sleep now, Frances You've done all you can with the day Safe and sound, that's a promise You'll be welcome in the Milky Way Tumble down, tired and true Spirit to restore, a balance is due Go to sleep now, Frances Close your eyes Hang your thoughts up,...

He's got his little Y-fronts and he's got his little vest He's got his little parting in his hair He's got his little trousers and he's got his little shoes And he wants a bit of Wembley up his you-know-where He's got his little jacket and he's got his little...

Popeye Pearce is pimple, Laurence Smith is hard Ricky loves a kicking and he wants to join the guards Barry breaks the windows of his broken home Have a guess. His tiny mind's been scarred Lionel touches women when they're walking through the park He goes in...

My old man wore three piece whistles He was never home for long Drove a bus for London Transport He knew where he belonged Number 18 down to Euston Double decker move along Double decker move along My old man Later on he drove a Roller Chauffeuring for foreig...

There's no such thing as heartache Tomorrow you'll be gone There's no such thing as yesterday The memory lingers on There's no such thing as thank you When no one hears your please There's no such thing as helping out But kneeling on my knees There's no such...

Fresh mist on the morning and tears in my eyes I'm back for the dawning of Donegal skies My life in the city seems light years away When I see the Blue Mountains from Ballybofey Where the wanderers welcome is kindest of all I've come back to my darling, my swe...

OK Roland Made a fuzzy beaver hat Oh yeah Roland You're so very good at that When you eat that chicken You can make it sense a time Got the needy seat In the real mean style Honking on the corner In alligator shoes Swallowed baby Sue OK Roland OK Roland OK Ro...

Oi!, Rotten hat! Where'd you get that hair-cut? Brent Cross Shopping Centre? I bet your mother fed you with a catapult Oh, Mr. Shag Nasty A bit of give and take You call me a divvy And I think you're a snake! Oh, Mr. Knitting Crouch Come on for heaven'...

One looks for happiness One longs to find a partner One knows that nowadays One love will be the answer One sees a crazy world One needs a fresh perspective One comes to realise One love's a true objective One seeks a perfect verb One learns to tell...

Thank you I am an actual train Believe it or not believe it or not I carry you backwards and forth, south and north On down the line and up Before they shunt me into the final siding I wish to make a few points Whenever I have a breakdown All my passengers st...

New digs and prospects of a job New digs and prospects ............ Have I been half interested 'till now? Breath and armpits feet For Christ's sake please stay sweet An ever present threat of hands that want to sweat My head aches and I'm bursting for...

Patience Eames You're the girl of my dreams So what? I've been making schemes 'Til my poor head screams So what? I do difficult sums And play the drums Twiddle my thumbs And find the crumbs I'm quite dumb And I come from the slums So what? Honesty, too Wanna...

I'm only nineteen, I'm a little bit green I've yet to be corrupted by the frightful things I've seen With my measure pace and my bright young face I only want to make the world a safer place PC Honey to the rescue PC Honey's up the drainpipe PC Honey's on the...

Hello babies I'm sharper than splinter I'm meaner than Minter I'm cooler than winter And smarter than Pinter From coast to coast I'm the most verbose and my royal boast is I'm the ace When I rhyme on time I'm so sublime that your troubles will climb right out...

Who's got the toughest brush with the sweetest strokes? At the Royal Academy for Jack-the-Lademy Mr. Blake is the actual bloke at the Royal College of Useful Knowledge He plays his part without complaint at the Royal Society for Insobriety Gets his pencils...

I took a sudden notion To go down to the ocean I got my suntan lotion My flippers and my mask In proper distribution Of fully formed ablutions Formed an ocean of pollution In which I dare sn't bask Some turds were teeny-tiny And some were big and shiny But t...

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lurch This is my routine: first I ponder and peck I look in the mirror and I shit...

Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Get there before you go Climbing upon my toes Gives me the vertigo No more fandango Give me a tango So much simpát...

Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (plop-plops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (big jobs) Your Highness, your Worship You silly pompous ass Quiet! (ar-arse) Quiet! You're making such a racket Quiet! Why must you be...

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve I swore I'd never live without your constant company Tomorrow's empty bedroom would be the death of me Times you tried to tell me, today was not ou...

Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed?, Why don't you get back in...

"Dear parrot, I love you so deeply and true" Said Reggie, destroyed and upset "Dear cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?" Said Dinky, your kinky love pet "Dear Bonbon, your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "Dear Porky, I ache for your touch" "Dear Dishy,...

Little tests and odd requests Who loves, who loves, who the best? Little tasks, no questions asked The traitor is at last unmasked Little ploys, search and destroy Who brings, who brings, who more joy? Little snipes and frequent gripes Taken in by all the hyp...

Rough kids play rough games and kick tin cans Leave their feet out in the aisle Rough kids have bother and make nuisance They climb on someone else's fence Rough kids give m-m-m-m-m-mama no obedience You know, you know, they've got no sense Enough, (enough),...

Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show...

I've got the feeling but I ain't got the skill And I don't like your suggestion Will you still love me when I'm over the hill Is another stupid question Don't deny that I show disrespect Ask me why I don't change the subject Justify but it has no effect My re...

I have lived almost fifty years, and I've seen life as it is: pain, misery, hunger, cruelty beyond belief, I have heard the singing from taverns and moans from the bundles of filth in the streets. I've been a soldier, and seen my comrades fall in battle, or di...

I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus autisticus I wiggle when I piddle 'Cos my middle is a riddle I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus I'm spasticus aut...

'Till I met her, I thought I knew the answers I thought a bit of treatment was all a body needs I'll take you where the haps are All the handsome chaps are Squeeze you 'till I make your feelings bleed She put me right in under fifteen minutes She could have h...

Blue Gene baby Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender, the beauties were brief Shall I mourn your decline with some Thunderbird wine and a black handkerchief? I miss your sad Virginia whisper, I miss the voice that called my heart Sweet Gene Vincent Y...

Hey! I want to be your partner in the rackets And I'll be your accomplice in the crime Like jewel thieves in Saint Tropez We'll steal the precious nights away The angels smile on those who take their time Take me to the cleaners I want to go to the cleaners T...

To be simple and wise Never tell lies Always pick on someone my own size Could be quite a thing If I make it swing I'll write you a letter or I'll give you a ring Take your elbow out of the soup, you're sitting on the chicken Take your elbow out of the...

Your daddy took one look at me and said "There goes Mr Evil with a bad hat on his head He must be delinquent he wears such wicked clothes Those shabby suits and big brown boots, there's danger in his pose How can you love a man in gloves - a jailbird and a...

Thank you, mum Your rascal son Has seen the error of his ways I stole your purse and smashed the crocks You done my trousers washed my socks Dragged me screaming to the doc's Drink your medicine, chicken pox Put your toys back in their box Didn't mean it Thank...

Here comes the postman, letters in his sack Dear Auntie Mary, we'd love to have you back Here come the letters, through the letterbox Poor Georgina, has caught the chickenpox Here come the cornflakes, here comes the milk Read the morning paper, watch the Kilr...

Squirrel gather nuts in May And he shuts his nuts away There's a quick brown fox In the hollyhocks A vixen in the mood to play Whoa! the badger don't care Rabbit got his share Smile on the face of the fox The squirrel and the bear Just stand and stare The red...

Let her go, let her go When the look in her eye said, "Cheerio, cheerio" "I don't want you no more" "Mosquito, mosquito" "Get the hell out of my bed" "You know, torpedo" "I don't want you no more" Join up And line up And join up And sign up Go to the call up...

I first got the case of the man with no face, one evening in August last year A telephone call told me nothing at all, and I made an appointment with fear She was dressed to the nines on Parisian lines, her features were winsome and cool She stuck half a gran...

Woke up this morning in a state of shock I heard the mumble rumble and a cocktail rock A faint wheeze like a slide trombone That is Diana thinking all alone It's the mumble rumble And the cocktail rock You do the mumble rumble And the cocktail rock You do the...

When we were simple and naïve We wore our feelings on our sleeve As we've grown jaded and corrupt Our manner's guarded and abrupt Oh, how we'd smile most readily Whilst ploughing on unsteadily Now frowns are etched upon our face We can no longer stand the pac...

People think it's easy being a crook But I got done for everything I took There's people who could keep you out of schtuck But you've had it if you don't know where to look People think it's easy being a thief But all my major tickles came to grief The only w...

Shaken on her shoulder Shaking on her arse Ain't no doubt about it She's a gamey lass Jerking with her elbow Clever with her knee Way she move it over That's the place to please Diction very bad Friction double rich Brazen little hussy Rock 'n' rolling bitch W...

Morning Reg, meat and two veg? He done him with a ten pound sledge he done himself a favour crash Forty year old housewife, Mrs. Elizabeth Walk of Lambeth Walk Had a husband who was jubblified with only half a stalk So she had a milk of magnesia and curry pow...

Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Trust is a must Trust is a must Trust is a must You must have trust Frisco! Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Beans in your jeans Your jeans have beans Luck is a duck Luck is a duck...

She put on the light in the middle of the night The wet stuff's here let's go I grabbed a sock, I called the Doc He told me "Don't be slow" I got down there with time to spare And then I sat on pins Until the doctor shook my hand And told me "You've got twins"...

Two old dogs without a name Trucking down the road to glory Seeking not to blaze in fame But to leave a blazing story Being roadies is their game Rough of trouser, hair of hoary They're the ones you cannot tame Backline front and morning Tory Theirs, the lif...

The war cry of the raging drunken sot That sends unwelcome pangs right up your bot It bellows forth from open windows all night long Puts up on the thought of right and wrong Uncoolohol Uncoolohol The war cry of the drinker of the drink Can send your...

Bankrupt the banks Withhold the rent Shitters are a wank And the landlord's bent It's time that the babies kept quiet No it ain't Open up the nicks Close down the schools The law is a prick Not fit to write the rules It's time that the babies kept quiet No, t...

When I was fifteen I had a black-blue jacket and sideboards to my chin I used to go around in a two-tone Zephyr with a mean and nasty grin Twelve-inch bottoms on my stardust flares and socks of dazzling green When Gene Vincent Craddock remembered the look of a...

You could say I like it here With my mouth right in your ear What a lovely atmosphere It's very personal You might say it's where it's at On the sofa in your flat A little bit of this and a little bit of that It's very personal Done up like a kipper Tonced u...

If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me I said wait for me I said wait for me I said wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me If you want to wait Wait for me Wait for...

Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for your taxi Waiting for your taxi Which taxi never comes Waiting for...

I come awake With a gift for womankind You're still asleep But the gift don't seem to mind Rise on this occasion Halfway up your back Sliding down your body Touching your behind You look so self-possessed I won't disturb your rest It's lovely when y...

I could be the driver an articulated lorry I could be a poet, I wouldn't need to worry I could be the teacher in a classroom full of scholars I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs What a waste What a waste What a waste What a waste Be...

If you smile private things Who is to know? If you dance in the rings Who is to know? If you run with the mill And you stay very still Like you've written your will Who's to know? You know You know, you know You know, you know, you know You know, you know, y...

Hey Paula, come here When I see you not to look at And all that and so on And that's a fact and so forth And all that and thereabouts And that's the truth And not to look at either No fear You think I'm wrong I think I think you're right I think I think you'r...

You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum? I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squeeze in my front hall Satin drawers, I want to run a hand in I want to snap them off you as we reach...

Every day I look at you And every day there's something new About you When I look into your eyes There's many things I recognise About you Every time I hold your hand I'm learning how to understand About you Got more than love enough to spare And I'm not going...

I shuffled through the modes of bad behaviour And hankered for the desolated dawn I couldn't cope with yet another saviour To steer me from the way that I was born Then like a ton of bricks the dawn descended Recalcitrance was hurtled to the floor The citadel...

As a person you're warm and reliable This will always stand you in good stead Your star is in the ascendant at the moment This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread Your friends will remain fiercely loyal in stormy times Your the kind of spirit w...