Freak Kitchen

I don't feel a thing when I see a nude Pamela Lee A whopper meal with cheese ain't my cup of tea I'm a sensitive person, please be gentle with me 'Cos I believe everything you say and take it seriously I wanna be a regular guy Watch football and drink beer 'ti...

Everyone looks at her She only looks at me The waiter introduces us to each other This woman's a delicacy My eyes lick her body She smells oh so nice I wanna eat her all up A taste of paradise Appetize, Appetize, Appetize, Appetizer I am a simple man And I'...

Hey, I like the colour of your skin Hey, I like the teeth you're wearin' You look so good in those mellow lips And those remade hips Hey, I see you've got a brand new nose And the silicone that you expose Goes so well with your extended hair And the eyebrows y...

Becky, my Becky, you're one of a kind I don't understand how you made up your mind When everyone around you seem to be A full-blown racist pig Don't give in! Don't give in! Don't give in! Don't give in! Dad keeps on singing the trailer trash blues: "A good n...

Nice place to live? I am not so sure... A nation of denial Scared and insecure That rotten smell Of ignorance See the little people Dance the swastika dance Edelweiss, oh edelweiss What's happening? The black spider flag waves again Edelweiss, oh edelweiss...

It's so easy to criticize When you live your life with blind-folded eyes You're so scared that you can't relate To the world outside, and your fear leads to hate Hate It's so cushy to kick back And take the easy way out You think you're God's gift to mankind...

Here we are God, I need someone to blame So, here we are Things will never be the same Time will heal... Or so I've heard Still, here we are And I'm crying out your name Breathe Breathe Breathe Just breathe... Here we are I can sense your smell So, here we...

Are you going to say "hi" to me? What a waste of sympathy I'm stuck in my stupid misery A self-centered son of a bitch... You know, I used to wake up in a good mood most everyday Now it shifts from grey to grey I'm an arm short, but that's ok My head seems to...

Used to be so judgmental God, I miss my naivety Life was a lot easier back then My nose was too close to see When you're getting older you're getting wiser Well, I consider it a crock of shit You live and learn and still you make the same mistakes Almost begin...

The sun is kind of annoying As I try to sleep in the back of my van It is supposed to be autumn Did someone mess with The Plan? Feels like my skin doesn't fit me But it's one mother of a tan Barbecued might be the right description As I walk around in this fr...

Chest pain! Chest pain! So I've been acting somewhat weird recently I guess it's life that's catching up on me Tired of pretending Run out of fasade Caucasian puppetry You can only keep things Stashed away for so long I've had all the shit I can take All th...

Spare me your lame excuses You think I find it funny? Take another good look How many times can a person screw things up? Perhaps you're aiming for that Guinness book? I'm done covering, it's just embarrassing To stick your head in the sand won't make it go a...

You're real efficient You work 15 hours a day Your basic food is beta-blockers The 21:st century way You log in everyday To your favorite gang bang site Still you can't get it up In the "heat of the night" You're talking all the time, but say nothing at all I...

Your CV's impressive Your haircut divine Hey, that milk lasts a year Starbucks and buttfucks And women's lib Your taxi is here Carcinogenic cornflakes Antibiotic steaks Careful Gentle now Do not disturb Global warming SUVs Middle East hate Your space is M...

How many died? How many were injured? Is this the grossest the you ever heard? Maybe someone is gonna fry on death row? We need to know, we need to know Who can we hang for irresponsibility? Where is the fucker who's in charge of security? We need a scapegoat...

A neighbour stole my VCR Can't afford to fill up my car It's been a while since I paid the rent I wonder where that money went Fox & Scully just disappeared Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard Broke a rib trying to find the bed The lights are ou...

Try to piece it all together Try to make it all make sense Strange, my fingers seem electric Everything is under control... My teeth are falling out here My lips glow in the dark Strange, or is it paranoia? Everything is under control... There's something...

I'm your freak of the week I'm the new black I'm opium to tree Will do anything For popularity Mutilate myself Become an amputee Like me, like me Won't you like me? I'm your freak of the week Another freak of the week Bigger than any wiki leak...

This is one of those days I know I've got it coming The more I try The more I screw up everything This town is a bore The bills on the floor And the God damn neighbours Sunday evening war Choking on my apathy Pizza delivery and Jehovah people Knocking at m...

Look out gringo! Here I come now Priority lane Me white person White male person Top of the food chain God save the spleen And Shanghai surgery God save the spleen Your kidney belongs to me It belongs to me God save the spleen No moral issues It’s you or m...

Real men don’t cry Stand up! Banzai! God speaks through Dr. Phil and Ted Nugent Immune to pain Me Stud, you Jane Check out my penis enlargement Watch where I’m going I’m on a guilt trip I don’t believe you I don’t believe myself Watch where I’m go...

We have to be prepared to Protect our privacy The wife and kids all carry guns A family army Got fired, girlfriend dumped you? Loosing hair, got a Willie too small? Just choose the right caliber And go bezerk in your local mall Come to Trigger Paradise One...

They never tell you face to face They are the one and only race They always smile and are polite They go thru life in black and white They close their eyes and all is bliss They always scent of prejudice They cannot spell hypocrisy They're everywhere; they'...

Fill my empty soul Take away the pain or Suck out the last drop And drown it in the rain I can not feel the way you feel I can not love the way you love And you call me twisted... Haw, Haw, Haw I don't know what I'm singing now Haw, Haw, Haw I lost the point...

18 hours a day 7 days a week Locked up in this godforsaken joint Anything you say I turn the other cheak You'd be amazed what one will do at gun-point Heal me, please heal me I need something bad, something to call my own Won't you heal me, please heal me I...

That junkie logic is bound to fail We've heard it all before You defend yourself with tooth and nail But never fight the downward spiral war Here we go again... When everything is said and everything is done One could always suck the barrel of a gun Get your...

Hip hip hooray (hip hip hooray) Hey! Hip hip hooray Let’s hear it for smartass day Hip hip hooray Let’s celebrate the smartass way We must analyse (we must analyse) Meticulously scrutinize Label (label), label and categorize Then finally pulverize Hip hip h...

Constant ringing inside me ears Little demons inside my head Static caught between my teeth Outta focus, my thoughts in shreds I don't know what to say to you I don't know what the hell to do This damn town is killing me Maybe that's what I want it to Hollow...

Soccer Mom Hatred! Soccer Mom Hatred! Duh… Duh… Blame it on the Muslims Blame it on the Jews Honey, you’re a Nazi We talk for a while, you seem to be nice person A caring, loving mother of two Then you begin to rave about overpopulation And how good a bunch o...

I'd be happy to humiliate myself I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody Be somebody Be somebody I'd do anything for ten seconds of fame I'd be happy to bend over just to be somebody Be somebody Be somebody Fly me to some tropical island today Where I c...

Shut up, I've heard enough Daddy's boy, a well-dressed clown Why don't you kill yourself The stock market just went down I've been much too passive much too long Looked the other way When something was wrong Beg to differ, hate to disagree But you stink fat...

I'm so alternative I am so independent This is the way to live The independent way of life I'm so alternative I am so independent This is the way to live The independent way of life The independent way of life I'm twenty-five or so At least I was twelve year...

There's no way you can see it I'm acting like everything's cool But, hell, I'm about to burst Got two delicate options Either I zip of the venom Or else I will die of thirst Down, going down to my inner revolution Revolution inside Got a nice little conflic...

I am into showbiz, I am a road manager D'ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her Touring can be boring, but not for me You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby: I fuck with the support band, I remember when We had a shitty little group, called...

Who are you to tell me what to see? Who are you to tell me who to be? Who are you to tell me what to read? Who are you to tell me what I need? You fucking hypocrites Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie - I tell you Freedom's a lie, yeah a lie, yeah a lie...

Wonder what you're doin' Wonder how you're doin' Wonder what you're sayin' I wonder what you're thinking I wish you were here How did we get here? I am lonely prayin' Where have you been? No one really knows What has happened to Lisa No one really knows 'Cos...

Tiny fingers from afar Born to sow your push-up bra Billions spent on your new campaign The greater the profit, the greater the pain Hey Mister That nose of yours seems to grow Hey Mister I got to know How about the kid down in Olongapo? I got to know I hat...

You look bored You look bored, look bored Take a look around you You've got everything What can I do to help you Stop that bloody whining You look bored, look bored You look bored, look bored Man, you can't afford To look so damn bored You look bored Yo' co...

I used to be a man of dignity A man of my word You could depend on me It hurts so fine When you cross that line The point of no return I used to preach strict morality An ethical man Complete credibility You try and try Then Greed comes by And you crash and...

This ain't no damn swan song Yet I am deeply fascinated by The slow decay and the sound of the lifecycle gong You simply can't win no matter what you try I don't understand what is up with my feet I used to have the groove, now I can't find the beat Th...

This guy Michael, he's a real good friend of mine We've known each other a small eternity by now He dresses sharp, smokes cigars and drinks good wine An regular guy who won't make you raise an eyebrow But, hey now, hey now, hey, now Michael has a symptom Hey n...

"New in town? Got it all, ya? wanna buy a gram? Funny accent, a Russian in Amsterdam? Looking for a job or need a place to stay? Go see Kashei..." What the hell, I said, how bad can it be? And checked the address the guy gave to me The letters were smudged, "D...

Be Be my Be my mur– Be my murder Be my murder grou– Be my murder groupie All those letters of yours make me feel less lonely You’ve simply got to believe you’re my one and only My puppy eyes will make you take the bait If you love me you will help set things...

Hey dude, you used to be fun Always cool with everyone I remember, you were like a brother to me Time flies and we're not the same guys There's a sinister vibe behind your eyes That hostility... a spooky fascist tendency Mind your Mussolini Mind your...

Another beautiful shitty day I wanna throw my life away I wish the sun would stop to shine But it seems the son of a bitch is here to stay Won't you spare me your ugly smile And let me be miserable for a while Damn I wasn't born in Liverpool Don't you just lov...

Nobody's laughing here Nobody's laughing Your mouth is open wide Words spin a cynical swing It's getting cold in inside While I hear you joking... Sarcasm Boy You know, some of us are not amused Nobody's laughing here Nobody's laughing Nobody's laughing he...

Transparent, a black hole of emptiness Expectations that will turn you into a permanent mess Just drop it You’re OK You’re OK Projecting all those failures chokes your energy Little by little you fade into passivity Just drop it You’re OK You’re OK You’re...

Come closer, don’t fear me I need you to be near me Much closer so you hear me Come closer Any chance, One Last Dance? Another precious day, another precious hour Another shot of morphine in a life gone sour It feels like a cruel joke at my expense Struggle t...

You think you're so strong Living in your outside Pathetic aestetic world The pieces of your puzzle Fit just right Every once in a while But when it comes to Real life you're kind of weak Let's say your strength Doesn't fit in to reality Let's say your expecta...

My old man stuffed 17 candles up a poor slut's butt Well done, dad He fucks for a living, calls it acting And says it's the best damn job he ever had Porno Daddy They call him Porno Daddy And I am the invisible kid What about you son? Do you give a damn? Wha...

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Hey, what's going on? Drool before I'm gone Waste some precious time, you know Sure I'm looking good Don't you think I would? I got Cindy Crawford's video Go and get the blow I know where to go Coolest place you ever seen Maybe we can dance In a bathroom ro...

Six AM, just woke up drunk There's a woman by my side Who is she and where am I ? And why are my hands tied ? Well, I don't even care, I don't even care As long as I had fun Now I'm pissing alcohol And my brain's well-done I'm sick and tired of you Being so s...

You should know better, and so should I That rapid tongue brings out my Evil Eye So, here we are now, it's like a curse I see you shaking, hyper ventilating A blow without a warning This can't get any worse You must remember to forget you ever knew me You mu...

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Waking up in pieces On Monday noon I'm a burdon to myself Gonna to crack real soon My armour, my shield The food for my greed I thought I knew when it was time to quit But only in my mind Guess you don't know your own kind Guess I failed to walk along My tacti...

You can not see your misery But you are climbing on the misery-tree You broadcast filth, you bring us pain We sow a tumor in your brain Turn on your TV, what do you see? You're trapped inside our philosophy Hallucinations becoming real A fair price for the shi...

I've walked around in circles far too long, but I know That if I never told you I was wrong, you would go And take my baby girl away from me for good Still, this inflamed situation only gets worse when you say no... Seven Days in June is all I want Seven Days...

His chest is pretty hairy He's got a breath from hell If you lost your head, he'll find it A perfect sense of smell When push comes to shove Unconditional love Is his way to sweat things out When you think they're coming To take it all away Shithead's gonna...

Sick! Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, everybody feel pain Everybody feel sick, everybody complain Everybody feel sick, is everybody insane? Everybody feel sick, everybody feel sick Everybod...

How are you doing? Are you ok? Lovely day to get blown away While God and cancer sing a duet Hey, your neighbour's a paedophile Crackheads and Nazis, Amen - Sieg Hail Are we having a good time yet? Rip out my eyes, I am finished to see Drill in my brain, wo...

Got the will of a jellyfish I merely float around My state of mind, my mental health Is everything but sound Never asleep, never awake Living in a haze Used to be downright concerned This brain has seen better days Don't give a damn 'bout anything Rape, murde...

Hurry! Hurry! I know you can do it Faster! Faster! Never mind that bleeding from your nose Busy! Busy! Always under pressure Rush it! Rush it! Shoot another climber overdose Dive into the Burn Out Trap You don't need to take this crap Snap! Snap! Or stay...

Would you be my role model? Would you be my helping hand? Looking for a soul brother I need someone to take a stand Would you be my role model? Where I trust you and you trust me But I won't be your sob story No, I won't be your sob story My birth was a mist...

This is some kind of love song I can't find the words, I was born wrong Girl, I've been trying for so long This is some kind of love song I'd like to kiss you, but I'm much too shy My lips ain't working, no matter how I try I'd like to whisper sweet words in y...

Sanity takes a vacation You're on your own from now on Exploring the cracks inside you Primitive mind... One step towards separation One step towards confrontation Exploring the cracks inside you Primitive mind... I'll stun your resistance I'll drown you in...

There's something foul with my oral opening I can not seem to control it, I object to everything You know, I'm talking all the time But I've got bupkiss to say The ka-ka my vocal cords produce Even outdid my ass today Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Speak when sp...

Them calories just gotta go Stopped eating a year ago I'm so thin you will not spot me sideways I wanna be a supermodel I wanna look like I'm dead I wanna be somebody's product I'm beautiful and give good head Working on a trendy pose Cover the pimples on my...

Football, baseball and racketball too You should worry 'bout the balls that I'm crushing on you I'm a sports fan, I'm above the law And my mission in life: Dr Martens versus your jaw Travel around the world in my "passion" for the ball Making sure it looks li...

We all come down to the Delhi to play freaky music And check out the vivid scenery This Danish paper printed explosive cartoons The Muslim world took quite seriously Seriously Provocation or freedom of speech? The shit had hit the fan and there we were Don’t...

The bitter season's here The lies, the pain, the fear And you'll see inside of me You've never seen before The bitter season's here Won't shed a single tear Wish you would turn around And walk right out that door My face is whipped by rain The wind eases the...

I am so healthy, I'm the healthy man I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan Healthy Start the day with yoga Live in harmony Then purge the guts real good And have some oriental tea Then I stroll into the garden W...

What doesn't mean a thing to you, means everything to me Please be careful what you do, because I am trying desperately To stay afloat, to stay real, to be the person I need to be Yet your pathological new man might screw you up permanently One step forward,...

You should be welcome now to our show today It's society in a modern way Follow everything I say With your safety in mind Know that we're the only way To a place where the blind lead the blind The more I see of life in this special way Where the will to live...

It's kind of funny in its own little way The words that you sing and the music you play Is all a far cry from my company But you are happy to sell me your integrity The Mrs. needs a new swimming pool It's important to make the whole neighborhood drool Social...

Do you think you could bear it? Would you put up with the mess Today's kids do? All the shit that surround us How would you make love if fist-fucking was All you knew? Hope you will make it Hope you can take it Life ain't no picnic I wish I had a mental surv...

No matter how We try and try No matter what Minutes still fly by We try so hard Ain't worth a dime There is no escape From the smell of time The smell of time (the smell of time) The smell of time Bingo baby, you just won a Prius Would you mind filling out t...

Trying hard to keep my cool Trying hard to forgive But I've been pushed around too long Drained on my will to live Don't provoke me, I'm a desperate man You don't wanna know, where I'm gonna go You don't wanna see, the ugly side of me Let it all come down,...

This is the wrong year This is the wrong year Believe me, I'm sincere We could use some help here This is the wrong year The planet's state's a bloody mess You and I could not care less Bored we look the other way The more we learn the less we know Our way...

65 long years A day from his pension One lousy day He took his usual route When two crackheads went paranoid And blew him all away Tiny little second So tiny, but it'll change your life forever Tiny little second So tiny, but it'll change your life forever She...

God, I have to know Is it really true? I refuse to believe in The stuff they write about you You always look real depressive But that's what makes you cute Say it ain't so, say it ain't so Have you become a fruit? Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales V...

I bang my head against The walls of stupidity I bang my head against The walls of stupidity I'm a pill, I'm a powder I'm a needle in your vain I flush your shitty life down the drain I am God in your asshole I'm gonna save the nation I am chemical salvation...

Haven't got the time for this, waiting makes me sick Tell me what the hell you want and tell it to me quick My modem isn't fast enough, maybe I've been screwed Let's go for some drive-in food that's already been chewed I don't give a shit about some dolphins i...

High up above you, on the seventieth floor I'm washing brains for living Welcome to my clinic to get straightened-out My therapy makes your heart sing I'm always there if you need me It's all your traumas that feeds me If you can pay, well, then you will here...