Frank Zappa piosenki

LARRY: Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these Industrial towns I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired Of all the local clowns They never give you no respect They never treat you nice So perhaps you ought to try A little friendly advice And be a CREW SLUT...

Don't know much about dancin' That's why I got this song One of my legs is shorter than the other 'N' both my feet's too long 'Course now right along with 'em I got no natural rhythm But I go dancin' every night Hopin' one day I might get it right I'm...

When I'm dancing with Deseri All the boys are jealous of me I'm as happy as I can be Oh, Deseri I'm as happy as I can be Whenever I'm with Deseri She saves her lovin' just for me Oh Deseri I will never be untrue I will never ever make her blue She'll never...

Dickie's Such an Asshole ------------- One 'n one is eleven! Two 'n two is twenty-two! Won't somebody kindly tell me, What's the government is tryin' t'do... Dickie's just to tricky For a chump like me to use You take that sub-committee seriously, boy...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb She could p...

Direct, directly from my heart to you Direct, directly from my heart to you Oh, you know that I love you That's why I feel so blue Oh, I think I will love the man always I think that I will love the man always Yeah, we'd be so happy together But you're so far...

Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don't need your sweet devotion I don't want your cheap emotion Just whip me up some dragon lotion For yo...

Disco boy! Run to toilet and comb your hair. Disco boy! Pucker your lip, and check your shoulders, 'cause some dandruff might be hiding there. Disco boy, your the disco king, aw the disco thing made you think someday that you just might go somewhere. Disco g...

Dreamed I was an eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don't be a naughty eski...

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER: Helloagain ...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER ...Joe was sent toa special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business ...you know ...the ones who get caught ...it's a horrible place, painted all green on the ins...

Special delivery, registered mail (Oh no) You're gonna have to sign for this, buddy (Oh no) Come on outta there, ya little sumbitch, I know you're in there (Oh no) Goddam little communist I don't wanna get drafted, I don't wanna go, I don't wanna get draft...

Ladies and gentlemen: Elvis has just left the building Elvis has just left the building - Those are his footprints, right there Elvis has just left the building - To climb up that heavenly stair He gave away Cadillacs once in a while; Had sex in his u...

The clouds are really cheap The way I seen 'em through the forts Of which there is a half-a-dozen On the face of my resorts You wouldn't think I'd have too many Since I never cared for sports But I'm never really lonely In my Excentrifugul Forz There's always...

Get on your feet and do the Funky Alphonzo! Father Vivian O'Blivion, Resplendent in his frock, Was whipping up the batter For the pancakes of his flock. He was looking rather bleary He forgot to watch the clock But the night before Behind the door A leprech...

IKE: Looks to me like something funny Is going on around here People laughin' n' dancin' 'n payin' Entirely too much for their beer And they all think they're Clean outa-site And they're ready to party 'Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE 'N the...

Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I know I ain't cute An' my voice is ka-poot But that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say Ain't gonna si...

Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! Flakes! They don't do no good They never be workin' When they oughta should They waste your time They're wastin' mine California's got the most of them Boy, they got a host of them Swear t'God they got the most At every busin...

A year ago today Was when you went away But now you come back knockin' on my door And you say you're back to stay, But I say . . . Go cry On somebody else's shoulder I'm somewhat wiser now And one whole year older I sure don't need you now And I don't love yo...

JOE: (To himself as he walks out of prison) I'm out at last Boy, the world sure looks different Wow . . . there's hardly anything fun left to do Since they made music illegal But I'm hooked I got the habit I got to have it I need to play But there's no musici...

He's so gay He's so gay He's very very gay He's so gay He's so gay And he likes to be that way With his keys all on the right He's into rubber every night He's so gay He's so gay He's almost everyone today He's okay He's okay He's got a role he w...