Frank Crumit piosenki

It's not the way you look It's not the way that you smile Although there's something to them It's not the way you have your hair It's not that certain style It could be that with you If I had a photograph of you It's something to remind me I wouldn't spend my...

The sons of the Prophet were brave men and bold And quite unaccustomed to fear. But the bravest by far in the ranks of the Shah Was Abdul Abulbul Amir. Now the heroes were plenty and well known to fame In the troops that were led by the Tsar. And the bravest...

I'm so unhappy, what'll I do I long for somebody who Will sympathise with me I'm growing so tired of living alone I lie awake all night and cry Nobody loves me, that's why All by myself in the morning All by myself in the night I sit alone in a cosy Morris ch...

He was a major of grenadiers Grenadiers, so handsome and tall, He was a dashing brute He was a dashing brute She was the fairest in all Algiers In Algiers the fairest of all She was so sweet and cute She was so sweet and cute He had to leave her behind and so...

There's a guy I'd like to kill If he doesn't stop I will He's got a ukulele and a voice that's loud and shrill 'Cause he lives next door to me And he keeps me up till three With his ukulele and a funny melody Crazy words, crazy tune All that you'll ever hear...

I remember the bliss of that wonderful kiss I knew that a boy could never have more joy from any little miss I remember it quite, 'twas a wonderful night Oh, how I'd adore it if you would encore it Oh, do, do, do, what you’ve done done done before, baby...

Listen to the tale of a stalwart male Who lost his well known Nanny Donald was his name and golf was the game That made him grey as his Granny He practised much but his style was such That his handicap stayed at thirty All the words he used when the ball he b...

Down in the cane break close by the mill, There lived a colored gal. Her name was Nancy Dill. I told her that I loved her. I loved her very long. ... Come, my love, come. My boat lies low. She lies high and dry on the Ohio. Come, my love, come. Won't you com...

Frankie and Johnnie were lovers Oh! Lord, how they did love Swore to be true to each other Just as true as the stars up above He was her man, he wouldn't do her wrong Frankie went down to the corner Just for a bucket of beer She said, Mister Bartender Has my...

Now listen all you maidens about to choose a man Don’t take one who is ancient, get a young one if you can ‘cos if you marry an old man, now list to what I say, You’re sure to meet a young man who’ll steal your heart away For an old man he is old, for an old m...

My grandmother, she, At the age of eighty three, One day took sick and died; And after she was dead, The will of course was read, By a lawyer as we all stood side by side. To my brother, it was found, She had left one hundred pound, The same unto my sister I...

I used to love you but it's all over, All over now! You know it's all over town That you turned me down, But you shouldn't let that kind of story go 'round! For you had your chance but now it's all over, I'll get along somehow! Now there are things tha...

I'm sitting on top of the world Just rolling along, Just rolling along I'm quitting the blues of the world Just singing a song, just singing a song "Glory Hallelujah," I just phoned the Parson "Hey, Par get ready to call" Just like Humpty Dumpty, I'm going to...

Ida, sweet as apple cider, Sweeter than all I know, a-ho-ho! Come out 'neath the silvery moonlight, Of love I'll whisper so soft and low! Seems though can't live without you, Listen my honeydew, doody-do! Ida, kinda idolise ya, I long to love ya, Ida, 'deed I...

Now, 'twas twenty-five or thirty years since Jack first saw the light, He came into this world of woe one dark and stormy night; He was born on board his father's ship as she was lying to, 'Bout twenty-five or thirty miles southeast of Baccalieu. Jack was eve...

In The Bronx of New York City Lives a girl, she's not so pretty, Lena is her name. Such a clever girl is Lena, How she plays a concertina, Really it's a shame! She's such a good musician, She got a swell position To go across the sea and entertain; And so the...

La-la-la-la La-la-la-la Nowadays we often gaze On women over fifty Without the slightest trace Of wrinkles on their face Doctors go and take their dough To make them young and nifty But Doctors I defy To tell me just why No matter how young a prune may be It's...

The other day I took a ride, but not in a machine It was a buggy ride, with my sweetie by my side Now making love going 50 miles an hour don't compare with the one horse power Many cars I've tried, but give me a buggy ride Thanks for the buggy ride, thank...

One evening in October When I was about one-third sober And was taking home a load with manly pride My poor feet began to stutter So I lay down in the gutter And a pig came up and lay down by my side Then we sang "It's All Fair Weather" And "Good Fellows Get...

I used to be as happy as a squirrel in a tree Till a man who sold insurance made a nervous wreck of me He followed me persistently and if I'm put away That bird who sold insurance made me what I am today CHORUS For there's no one with endurance Like the man w...