Eric Idle piosenki

Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle Don't grumble, give a whistle And this'll help things turn out for the best... And...always look on the bright side of l...

Fuck Christmas! It's a waste of fucking time Fuck Santa He's just out to get your dime, Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy And fuck all that mistletoe White-bearded big fat bastards Ringing bells where e'er you go And bloated men in shopping malls All going Ho-H...

If the glass looks half empty And your prospects are low Attitude adjustment's the only way to go Things could be worse than that You could be lost in the desert Two-hundred degrees No water around and lots of snakes and bees Remember it's tough, and i...

Life will get you in the end On this one thing you can depend When you're on the bridge of death Don't hold your final breath 'Cause life will get you in the end Life can drive you 'round the bend You think it's never gonna end Then somebody comes alon...

There's a place you're always welcome That's as nice as it can be Everyone can get in 'Cause it's absolutely free! That's death No need to take a breath Just lay around all day With not a single bill to pay Hooray! That's death No more sicknesses o...