Dan Bull

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40 Years of Gaming

When gamers came along, the planet laughed at us But this is gaming in the future and you haven't heard the last of us Dismissing this is just an enormous fallacy So open your mind, and let it alter your reality Hey geeks I bring a message from the futur...

A Portrait Of The Autist

I'm awkward, can't talk to anyone I fall at the first hurdle, it hurts to get it wrong My mind's wired a different way to everyone else So I might seem strange, and be left on the shelf begging for help placed in a position in which I'm desperate now Asha...

After Life

Tell me - do you believe in fate? Do you believe that we each have a fee to pay And a leaving date with no hope to deviate That our breathing rate ceases when we reach this age? Where do we go when we leave this place? Is it nowhere where nobody can see y...

America

America, America Here's to your health America, America Now tell me, why's the country that's the most wealthy also amongst the most unhealthy? There's probably a lot of theories out there, but mine's got to be the lack of national healthcare - a category...

Assassin's Creed Epic Rap

Call it parkour but hardcore I make killing an art form Death's cold taste Sweet as carte o'or No need to start war's For a difference of opinion Give me the of your antagonist I'll stick them in the ribs Because I'm an assassin One with a pa...

Assassin's Creed Syndicate

OVER OCEANS CIVILISATIONS BEHOLD THE UK TAKING CONTROL A NAVAL NATION OF OLD BUILD ON A FOUNDATION OF COAL THAT WAS TAKEN AND SOLD SO THEY COULD PAVE IT WITH GOLD TO MAKE THE ALTARS THAT THEY FAILED TO USE TO PRAY FOR THE SOULS WHO EXCAVATED AND R...

Assassin's Creed: Unity Rap

[Verse 1] An eagle sores As the streets all crawl with people, stores and debris on the floor We sweep up in awe at the cathedral walls This city's laws are in need of rehaul Freedom calls Soldiers amassing and stacking their ammunition deep in the court...

Banner Saga Rap

The Gods... The Gods are dead The whole world as we've come to know it is broken Since the sun's eye blinked shut and never opened The lakes, plains and the oceans are frozen The Gods are dead Yet someone over us has spoken, saying Fill up the flagons...

Battlefield 4 Rap

Oi, my name is Daniel Recker join my game And Dan'll wreck ya Do me a nice favour Get out of my face or I might take a whole skyscaper and even more later maybe three to four acres plus every map from paracel storm resort to dawnbreaker sneak int...

Bedshaped

In the good times we stood side by side till you were blinded By bright lights enticed by high life in hindsight the Highlight of my life was you and I laughing and having a nice Time Time flies it was years since I last was certain I had not Swerve...

Bible Rap feat. Boyinaband

[Boyinaband] Dan will be a snake by the roadside A viper along the path That bites the horse's heels So that its rider tumbles back A flame goes forth from his mouth [Dan Bull] You will be completely wiped out (No!) I will bring evil upon you Out of...

Bioshock Infinite Rap

And the Songbird sings... (It's Infinite) This is for the voices who are unheard Who never back-talked one word to the Songbird This is for the second class citizens, and prisoners locked alone I bring a list of things the prophet wants you not to know...

Bioshock Rap

I am Andrew Ryan And I'm here to ask you a question Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? The man in Moscow would spread it to the rest of the crowd The man in Washington would offer it to the lazy and the poor He in the Vatican would proffer a...

Black Ops II Rap

[Verse 1] Introduction, Get a ping from Hudson With a set of specific instructions to bust in From Alaskan backwoods, recapture Frank Woods You'll never find a finer example of manhood Look, capping crooks like Captain Hook I'm that good Snapping necks l...

Block n' Load Rap

[Hook 1] Build it up tear it down! Rip it to pieces and flip it around! Build it up tear it down! Rip it to pieces and flip it around! [O.P Juan Shinobi] You probably don't know me I'm the no gun assassin O.P. Juan Shinobi With a ninja star i'll injur...

Blocked

Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim Somewhere along the way, I lost my aim I struggle along in vain, just to not quite make it It's late at night, I'm awake, surprise surprise Trying to find some kind of way to w...

Borderlands 2

Hello, Pandora fans I'd like to show my awesome plans Hold on tight to your organs; glands we're riding home to the Borderlands When I hear that Gearbox are releasing a sequel, my teardrops are uncontrollable I'm inconsolable, but fear not they're tear...

British Teeth

I'm flossing Open wide You may feel a small amount of discomfort As I sink my teeth into this issue Fucking let's go I was a jolly good child But never had a Hollywood smile I probably should be bothered but I'm not 'cause my gob is just part of my eb...

Can't Be Arsed

For a long time, I grew up thinking I was lazy. But then one day, I realised: I'm not lazy. I just have really high standards. For doing stuff. Efficient Call me any nasty word: bum, slob, slacker, nerd I can't be arsed to come up with a comeback you...

Civilization Epic Rap

We learned to band together and endeavour Clasp our hands together Man developed language, letters and incredible advantage Getting plans together But would we stand the test of time against the planet's reckless climate and its angry weather? Spread t...

Counter Strike Rap Battle

[Dave Brown/Terrorist] Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant Not just some dudes in a van, we're going through with a plan Maximum impact's the thing that we're after We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster [Dan Bull/Counter-Terrorist] Thes...

Cut

And I don't know what it is but I think I like you And I think I'd like it if you liked me too And I don't know what it is but I think I like you And I think I'd like it if you liked me too And I don't know what it is but I think I like you And I think I'...

Dawn Zero Horizon Zero Dawn Horizon Dawn Zero Horizon Dawn Horizon Zero

[Intro] A Ruined world Hey What you doing girl? Looking for answers? You look a bit anxious [Verse 1] You're far from shelter It's harmful out there Fighting violence and terror Is trial and error Grab a vine or a fibre A wire and tie them togeth...

Dawnguard Rap

The Dragonborn returns to life With awful burning eyes To the hidden fortress The time has dawned to turn the tide Return the prince's daughter To the North across the water Lean off my horse and slaughter all Before I pick a side Do I take on the dem...

Dead Rising 3 Rap

There's dead on every street The city's a cemetery So evidently You better belive It's better to get up and leave If that's something you'll ever achieve Well then you will need To get a bit mean With the endless sea Of horrendous beings That'll see...

Dear Benny [an open letter to the Pope]

Dear Joseph Alois Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI, Bishop of Rome, Sovereign of the State of the Vatican City and formerly Archbishop of Munich and Freising, Prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith and Dean of the College of Cardinals, I'm not...

Dear Lily [an open letter to Lily Allen]

Dear Lily Allen, Remember when you pretended, Lily, that you were truly independent, Lily? Faking like you made it all alone but you were legally with Regal, part of Parlophone - oh yes. So when you lectured me, I thought I'd fileshare my thoughts on your mp...

Dear Microsoft

Dear Microsoft, Hi, I'm Dan Bull. I write rap verses, And this track's about your quite crap service. You've supposedly done countless improvements, So tell me howcome that now it is useless? What's the ground for bringing out all this new stuff If it's not a...

Destiny Epic Rap

We called it the Traveller The Light that it brought us from blackness To widen, explore other planets, us A tiny fault on our planet’s surface Alive and reborn and expanding thus We must try to be more than our ancestors So let’s rise before we’re turne...

Devil May Cry

[Hook:] Devil May Cry, Never Say Die End any enemy whenever they try Body count rising every time 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 [Verse 1] My character balances devil and dalliance They should give me a medal for arrogance Cause I believe that either Ivory or Ebony C...

Diablo 3 Rap

(Ah) My name's Deckard Cain, reincarnate I'm the author of the lore for this dark place I understand you're a guy on a mission But if you could just give a min, stay a while and listen Because again the land of Sanctuary's fucked By the forces of darkness...

Dishonored Rap

Left to fester in a prison cell This is living hell But I've never been a fellow to just sit and dwell On how they set me up Said I killed the Empress My will for vengeance is somewhat similar to my skill: It's endless Distill the tension, build momentu...

Dive Into The Madness

Ooh, I say Deep down, down below the waves Is a foreboding place From which you won't escape No, those who go there go to stay Below the ocean spray Who knows your fate A little lassie in an overcoat Stowed away Six is at a precocious age Or so the...

Diver's Daydream

My feet leave the diving board in time to the awe of the audience; now I'm aboard the flight. Arms rise from my sides and combine to form a spire and rise before the fall. But I don't fall - I glide toward the water. All the time my thoughts are all but paused...

DLC PLC

Downloadable content's a load of nonsense I won't give them one cent it wouldn't be conscientious encouraging dodgy ventures like when you've been robbed do you get your property straight back from the fences? I want to know what the defence is hence th...

Doorways

My first heartbeat; life starts sweet I'm a part of her and she's a part of me I can't believe these feelings I'm feeling It hardly seems real - I'm dreaming Me being a being, breathing A beacon beamed in by the beat of birth A seed, a sperm, I leave in...

Dream Girl

I assume you've met before No we haven't actually Hi, my name's Daniel and who might you be? She introduced herself Then I/he offered her/me a drink Now we're together S/he's the one for me She wants to be a vegan but still eats cheese sandwiches ho...

Dying Light Rap

(It's dark and hell is hot, Dan Bull, Iniquity Let's go!) I'm Kyle Crane Taking down anybody with a vile brain Best stay still or they just may feel An iddy biddy liddle bit of mild pain Sunrise, it's burgling time I don't want to die so i work in the l...

Enderman rap

Sit up and listen, I riff on the rhythm The sickest musician, the slickest magician Who'll slip and then zip into different positions While lifting a brick with no slip of permission I'm not the most vicious of villain I'm nicking it just to make vanilla...

Evolve Epic Rap

We're here Where? Shear Shh-shh-shh-shh They're near Listen, they can detect fear Like sizzling bacon and eggs We're next on the breakfast menu I thus am sensing some ennui 'Cause there's a funny feeling running through my tummy And I really don't re...

Facebook Epic Rap

I log onto Facebook sometimes and it's telling me your gallery's updated but five hundred of your pictures are the same, it looks like you're pissed up every day with your mates at club nights And I hate to be uptight, but I just find it a shame you're af...

Fallout 4 Rap

Following total atomic annihilation It may fall to you to save the great nation That's why Vault-Tec have made extra preparation And are proud to present you a special education Regarding aptitude You are an absolutely Unique amalgamation of attributes...

Fortnite Rap Battle Royale

[PREVIOUS VIDEO DAN] "I should grab a hundred content creators from near and far put them on a track and called it a RAP BATTLE ROYALE. In fact Inm actually going to go and do that." [DAN] K. I'm back and I've made a few calls. Made a track, that will b...

Forza motorsports 5 rap

Man, I feel like a Superstar In a high powered Supercar Shoot for the stars No stopping me I'm revving up a cacophony Doesn't matter whatever you offer me Won't swap it for anything, Honestly The road ahead of me's calling And pole position Is where I...

Fuck Everything

Fuck! Fuck gongs Fuck the beginning of songs Fuck you if you're not singing along Fuck right Fuck wrong Fuck ping Fuck pong Fuck weak Fuck strong Fuck king Fuck kong Fuck the internet Fuck Twitter Fuck Reddit Fuck ridiculously quick scrolling en...

Gap Rod

Never been a fellow to be down with the G's Hardly ever collect felonies out on the street My criminal record - took minimal effort - To scribble and get All it down on a sheet Me, I can do without the police See, I'm a dude reowned to be tedious No piss...

Guilty

It's been ages since I made a tune this raw but it's time to draw a line in the music hall I'm fed up of what's not got in the news reports Daily slayings, flayings, what do they do this for? Planes drop bombs on those with no food or water Ha, even Sun T...

Hardcore Gaming Rap

Computer games are getting too easy these days For each mistake we just reload and resave In the meek way that they were never meant to be played We need to cease placing emphasis on Seagate Be brave and implement a higher plan Of gaming And never saving...

Heroes of the Storm rap

A storm is approaching. We'll call it a blizzard. To freeze the seas And leave frozen all of the waters and rivers War is a given. No hidden extras, Just endless offence and defence To resolve the control of the nexus. My actions are reckless. I'm trekk...

Home Is Where The Hate Is (Resident Evil 7 Rap)

[Verse 1] Ah, greetings, you're right on time Wipe your feet, you're invited inside Your arrival is quite a surprise You're ripe for the ride of your life Right Let me take your coat, you're welcome Have a browse through the photo album It's only seldo...

I Hurt Myself

My name's Daniel, I'm 28 and I'm a self harmer What I'm telling you is real, not just another way to sell drama Not doing this for karma Tear and throwin' off my armour There, I'm showin' off my scars, I barer, I hope I've not alarmed ya The way I retali...

I'm Fine

I've fallen in love with someone unexpected Spend all of my money on her until there's nothing left and at the end of the day she waits at the corner shop and lets me pop to fetch her I guess that it's a ritual now I'm addicted to how she's got me breath...

I'm Going to Be a Daddy

When she showed me the pregnancy test I felt numb I thought these things were supposed to tell the facts How come we got this outcome? They're meant to be ninety-nine point nine percent accurate But now I doubt them I thought maybe one day I may want a ba...

Kicky Kicky Flow

Hey! Turn off whatever tune's on, and listen to this new song! It's BlueXephos, The Yogscast, The Goon Squad Whatever name you want to call us, fine let's move on And clarify a few things to avoid confusion No need for PayPal, vouchers or a coupon You c...

League of Legends rap

Hey Ho! 1. Let me take over and amaze those Couch protatoes as I slay foes Who stray close to my caseload Of great flows every moment I make goes Straight to the summoner showcase Most played so they know me As the great bull You're a scapegoat...

Mass Effect Epic Rap

I'm Commander Shepard, The man with the method, To brandish a weapon, And then handle the geth with it. I'm an effortless hero, My rhymes shine brighter than element zero, Bringing more fire than Emperor Nero. It's the end of an era, yo! There's some...

Medicine Ball

Listen - imagine Dan sat in the back of an ambulance chatting to Adam and telling him that he's had enough of this madness Fuck if that actually happenedm I haven't the faintest clue The concussion had damaged my grey matter and mushed my brain to goo but...

Metro: Last Light rap

Do you know the meaning of fear When you fear to lose all that you hold dear Do you know the feeling of being alone On your knees in the rubble of your home? They said that Moscow was a lost hope But it's not though It's just gone off the beaten track t...

Minecraft Creeper Rap

I'm a creeper Minecraft's grim reaper blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that will eat you but i'll leave you petrified Peter remind peeps of Minesweeper clicking on a brick then you die in the deep I'll find your mine I'm a mind r...

Misfit

Oh, sod it, it hurts but I'll reveal the truth Sometimes I'd like to curl up and be a recluse I mean it, it isn't simply an excuse I'm really feeling too weak to deal with you Do you see what I've been reduced to? A shadow of myself with the bleakest futu...

Modern Warfare Epic Rap

This is for my cousin Alex, yeah Yo, I'm John "Soap" MacTavish Done loads of damage with my gun Blown up baddies And then totally vanished So keep your eyes peeled And your lips tight sealed Or you might feel The might of my riot shield Forget Batt...

Monopoly Rap

[Intro] Me? I rap about games Yeah, we've gathered that by now Who said I can't rap about board games, bruv Somebody... presumably Keepin' it old school, init bruv? Yes it is Check it! Ch-check it... [Verse 1] I'm not a property magnate I'm a prope...

My Catharsis

I'll get in my submarine Set sail to somewhere remote I'll wait until World War III is over Then go and live with the victors and Sing Sing My catharsis Look, never again will I put down my pen The best method I know to let stuff out my head Yes, I'...

New Leaf

I have found a way out I have found a way out It's a dark and desolate path It will take everything that I've got But I have found a way out I have found a way out Daniel Oh Daniel Bull You are such an awkward boy Why do you do it Daniel Oh Daniel...

No Man's Sky

[Verse 1] Of all the Gin Joints In all the Towns In all the World In all the Galaxies You had to be The one into which I've been hurled In the distance one little man Sits on the fringe of a wondrous expanse Physics, math, leave nothing to chance Bin...

Oh No Mario!

[Verse 1] Well Why are video games so bloody violent? Mindless? Man, it's time to rewind To a time where the action was colorful and innocent Moms and Dads didn't have to be diligent Didn't have to panic for the kids becoming militant Mario's back and...

Origins of the British Railway

In ancient days there was no day-to-day travel on trains; no national railway. By the time of the 1800s, when the mines provided for Great Britain's hunger for energy, they had to come up with a method to get stuff directly to where it was meant to be - so the...

Outbound

May I be allowed to voice my opinion to you Today I feel like I made a choice And now there's no turning back Isn't it great when you're a failure in life And all that you've aimed for's gone away from your sights Whilst your top eight mates are plain sa...

Overwatch Epic Rap... 21 Heroes

[hook] Oh Watch over me While you choose Who you're going to be Oh Watch over me While you show The globe what you're going to be [dan bull] Ha You're here for heroes With no distraction So don't wait, hit quick play And get straight to the acti...

PC Master Race Anthem

Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know just master race things Oi Mate ! Check out my new rig Nine thousand and two gig... Of games With more mods than a who gig I read the jealousy written on your face When...

PewDiePie's Song

Hey Hey Hey This is PewDiePie's channel And if you don't like that I'll slap you with a flannel Hop on my camel And chase you to the North Pole ARGHGHHHHH! My camel's out of control! Run! Run! Call the police! I'm going to the zoo There's animals to...

Plants vs Zombies Rap Battle

[Plants] Hey, what's happening, Z? What's that, you're battling me? Well actually You're about to meet my Gatling Pea I send you back to sleep; You can come and take a dirt nap with me [Zombies] You must be low on chloroplasts Because your raps are w...

Prelude

Candlelight flickers across these hands that write I sit and ponder the past and life Just wishing and wanting an answer tonight And so I am thinking and wondering asking why Do things go wrong when they have been right Where we used to frolic and laugh,...

Proud

So it's nearly time for me to go but I want to thank you for being here It's been a pleasure I mean that truly and now I'm going to do a convoluted tune A composition that I'm particularly proud of Never been a fellow to be down with the Gs hardly ever...

Rainbow Six Siege Rap

Eighteen years, eighteen years Been Rainbow Sixing for eighteen years Eagles Watch as I throw Rogue Spears Through Covert Ops to the Missions in Korea A Lone Wolf pulls out the Black Thorn As a Raven Shield meets Athena Sword With her Iron Wrath flying l...

Rappers React

This is an open letter to the fine brothers Dear Benny and Rafi I regretfully have to inform you of the tragic fact I'm not incredibly happy I went online the other day aiming to find another meme and saw comments like: "FUCK THE FINE BROS, THEY GHEY!" I...

Rayman Legends Rap

The Glade of Dreams is in danger, my friend, so… Wake your mates, preparate for adventure The tension and the suspense is getting immense A set of events that doesn’t make any sense Enter the dream team We’ve got the teensies A little blue big nosed load...

Return

Sliding doors divide and all The nightmarish corridors Will all fall Behind you Sliding doorways divide and all the winding corridors fall away behind Rays of light serenade my eyes and wide white clouds parade the skies After days and nights of grey...

Rituals

I can't let myself fall in love because I fall too hard and I might break something That face of yours is nowhere near to perfect but the way I've been I don't even deserve it I'm feeling as nervous now as I ever have and with each glance with which I s...

Robocopyright - Article 13 Rap

It's difficult to picture some enemies Unless we give them an identity The newest entity we've got to fight Is Article 13, I call it Robocopyright I've been doing music on the net For two flipping decades Even before YouTube On a Geocities webpage And...

Rugbuggery

They call me Douglby I tackle issues like ruggleby A blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery I'll class you with some very expensive bubbly Bloody luxury Bone cutlery protrudes from your wounds (Ah!) Buggery A scrummage Lovely jubbly A useful excuse to...

Safe

I've hungered enough for the humblest stuff From running the country to just someone to love But enough is enough, I'm done with the world So I'll succumb and return us to the substance we come from We see bubbles above the submarine As I plunge us deep,...

Sellout

In year 7 at school I remember that all I aimed to be Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian Well guess what, mate? Today I'm all three of them And we're saving up for payments to replace my faulty eardrums I aspired to be "Eminem meets Monty Python"...

Skyrim Bard Rap

Excuse me, outlander... A word in your ear, if I may Well met, stranger Elated to make your acquaintance Now, may I entertain you with some quotations over cadence? You see, I bear some rare, amazing information And you look like someone who's used to st...

Skyrim epic rap (Dovahkiin)

''Who's rapping? Dovahkiin. Dragons? I'm not over-keen. I'll dice them like a knife Slicing right through an aubergine. My dragon shout flow Is sweeter than a Sodastream. You won't believe your eyes I'm like an overload of dopamine. A broadsword in one...

Skyrim Hearthfire Rap

Welcome Enter my house and see my balcony You're bound to be astounded deeply That there's not another house in town as sweet I bought my own land; built it with my own hands It's like Chopin's piano, man, it's so grand Whether you're a lady or a hood r...

Sonic Boom Fast Rap

Ah ah ah! Put on my red shoes and fasten up the buckles Flex and stretch my legs, Oh so puple Call Amy, Tails and Knuckles We`re ready for a scuffle And feathers`ll be rufled Amy rose is a lady that knows How to handle a hammer Shes aiming the blows...

SOPA Cabana

*I was born, way back, in 1986. I'm an old man now. But I remember how it used to be. And now my grandchildren ask me: "Grandad" - they say - "Can you tell us what it was like in the days of the Internet. You know, before SOPA.". And I tell them: When was tha...

St. Ebbs

Tell me - do you believe in fate? Do you believe that we each have a fee to pay And a leaving date with no hope to deviate That our breathing rate ceases when we reach this age? Where do we go when we leave this place? Is it nowhere where nobody can see y...

Stroking a Cat

This is not a subject many are approaching in rap Among the showboating and boasts, I know I'm so full of crap But I won't be complete without penning an ode to the fact That I feel most at home stroking a cat I feel his paws on my shoulder, so I turn and...

Summer

Some of the happiest days are when the sun rays cascade Over your back in the most naturally placid of ways You don't have to ask whether perhaps it'll rain And the centigrade never strays past twenty eight It's fantastically great kicking back with your m...

Sunless Sea Rap

Oh! Oh! Oh the Londoners come to see the unterzee. They flock to the docks and watch the boxes and stocks That are dropped from atop off the Steamers and frigates and dreadnaughts and cutters and cruisers and corvettes and yachts. Each and every of 'em a s...

Take Me To Oblivion (feat. Baron Samedi) [an open letter to Bethesda Softworks]

[Dan Bull:] This is a letter to Bethesda in which I beg you To stick together a new Elder Scrolls and you flipping better Otherwise I'm gonna pester you forever Well, except when I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas this November But please, we need another Eld...

The Crew Rap

You're a dead man walking going hard on the brakes it's like you're Dead Man Walkn going hard on the brakes I'm going to LA to roll over you, ese then I've got to get to New York today Roll over USA Set the car onto cruise control and roll on the road...

The Last Guardian

We spoke unspoken things We rode on broken wings We wrote a symphony with broken bows and broken strings We harmonised to bring eachother simple hope from hymns We spoke unspoken things We rode on broken wings I still remember the day that I met you To...

The Last Of Us Rap

The fungus' hunger has plundered and plummeted us from the hundrum to the hunted as the country crumbles to dust The life of a survivor's living in quarantine This isn't a holiday this is militry policy There's a rift, as emboldened we shift the balanc...

The NSA Hate This Song

This is for Chelsea Manning This is for Edward Snowden This is for all the Whistleblowers who we'll never know And this is for Anonymous This is for Avaaz The following lyrics are going to be particularly HAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAR-shh How long before they'r...

The Staircase

I used to be trapped in the elevator waiting for fate to favour me then I realised that in real life nothing would be handed on a plate to me Before I deserved dessert I'd have to taste the savoury each and every flavour even when it'd make me heave Re...

The Stick Of Truth

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged But there’s strange tidings, the tides of war are sure to change We live in sinister times, there’s an imminent fight Bigger than Kyle’s mom, have you seen her behind? A hero will rise, he needs to be wis...

The Wolf Among Us Rap feat.Adam Harrington

Look, this is Fabletown The place where fables are found Grimey roads replace the yellow bricks Paved on the ground How many of them stay here? I'm unable to count Because labelled as outcasts They stay underground They keep themselves to themselves I...

Thistopia

When you're old and run down, what happens when you die? Not your soul but the dust and the ashes and the like After that time you've passed on and they're scattered and they lie Under the grass in a casket for time Until the last of your atoms has gone ba...

Throught on Porn

This morning somebody asked me for my thoughts on porn in aural form So I thought and thought & thought until I was ethically caught in an awful storm What does xxx stand for? Is it having sex to get cash for your landlord? If this is the case then w...

Troop Commander Wales

In the past they called me Harry Tabloid bad boy The rawkest lad of the royal family but now I'm on my way to the war in Iraq No more newspapers, all on my back Callin' me a slacker A right royal embarrassment I am the son of the heir to all of Britanni...

Twitter Epic Rap

I check out my Twitter feed occasionally and the shit I see's basically make believe Peeps claim it's the place to be but that amazes me because it tastes of wee All the food for thought here's the sort to damage you If it was a restaurant I'd talk to the...

Watch Dogs Rap

I'm smacking a man with a baton in hand that is the plan blasting a gat at a gang Bang. No matter how fast they ran I'm packing the baddest of backup plans Attackers, I hack them and transfer the data then crack with the elbow the prat has just fell...

We Happy Few

We only want you to be happy We only want you to be happy And if you refuse We won't be held accountable For what We do to you Take your joy Well well welcome to Wellington Wells A tranquil town Nestled gently in the fens and the fells Folk flocked...

We Made You

When you walked through the door It was clear to me (clear to me) Youre the one they ignore, and it's painful to see (such a shame to see) Youre a wannabe (baby) Nobody wants you (nobody wants you) Danny Boy Who can really blame you (who can really blame...

Wiggly Willy

My full name's Cheltenham D.G.L.B. Digby My diet consists strictly of single malt whisky I'm particularly sesquipedalian I've not published a single literary failure And I'd speculate that's mainly thanks to the fact That I don't even write books, I just...

WikiLeaks And The Need For Freedom Of Speech

It's been said that the first casualty of war is truth, And I'm inclined to agree. Listen: We live in an age of instant information So isn't it strange that things have been hidden away from us Governments think we need to gain their trust But it's the ot...

Winter

Sleep through nuclear winter And rest Heal, reinforce, hold on And rise Welcome to your kingdom Your paradi** Welcome to your kingdom Your paradi** Bye bye bye In heaven everything is fine In heaven everything is fine In heaven everything is fine...

Witcher Rap : The Bestiary

[Verse 1] I'm Geralt of Rivia Could I be pithier While ripping through the fibulas and tibias of idiots? There isn't a living thing I couldn't kill at all Kill them all with a silver sword No wonder Vizima built that wall Whether Golem, Vodnick, Godling...

World of Tanks rap

I'm driving a titan without a licence These mean beasts begin at like five tons It's a cypher like no other Tough mudder got you frightened You're no object Though you claim you're heavyweight like Tyson Nah, sure, now let me change your mind BYE SON, g...

World of Warcraft Rap

[Verse 1: Shizzy VI] You're looking at the biggest beast in Warcraft Armour way stronger than the steel that your sword has Sharper than the claws of every demon you've encountered And I'm known for burning legions, since no one matches my power Blood spi...