Dan Bull piosenki

They call me Douglby I tackle issues like ruggleby A blend of gentlemanliness and thuggery I'll class you with some very expensive bubbly Bloody luxury Bone cutlery protrudes from your wounds (Ah!) Buggery A scrummage Lovely jubbly A useful excuse to...

I've hungered enough for the humblest stuff From running the country to just someone to love But enough is enough, I'm done with the world So I'll succumb and return us to the substance we come from We see bubbles above the submarine As I plunge us deep,...

In year 7 at school I remember that all I aimed to be Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian Well guess what, mate? Today I'm all three of them And we're saving up for payments to replace my faulty eardrums I aspired to be "Eminem meets Monty Python"...

Excuse me, outlander... A word in your ear, if I may Well met, stranger Elated to make your acquaintance Now, may I entertain you with some quotations over cadence? You see, I bear some rare, amazing information And you look like someone who's used to st...

''Who's rapping? Dovahkiin. Dragons? I'm not over-keen. I'll dice them like a knife Slicing right through an aubergine. My dragon shout flow Is sweeter than a Sodastream. You won't believe your eyes I'm like an overload of dopamine. A broadsword in one...

Welcome Enter my house and see my balcony You're bound to be astounded deeply That there's not another house in town as sweet I bought my own land; built it with my own hands It's like Chopin's piano, man, it's so grand Whether you're a lady or a hood r...

Ah ah ah! Put on my red shoes and fasten up the buckles Flex and stretch my legs, Oh so puple Call Amy, Tails and Knuckles We`re ready for a scuffle And feathers`ll be rufled Amy rose is a lady that knows How to handle a hammer Shes aiming the blows...

*I was born, way back, in 1986. I'm an old man now. But I remember how it used to be. And now my grandchildren ask me: "Grandad" - they say - "Can you tell us what it was like in the days of the Internet. You know, before SOPA.". And I tell them: When was tha...

Tell me - do you believe in fate? Do you believe that we each have a fee to pay And a leaving date with no hope to deviate That our breathing rate ceases when we reach this age? Where do we go when we leave this place? Is it nowhere where nobody can see y...

This is not a subject many are approaching in rap Among the showboating and boasts, I know I'm so full of crap But I won't be complete without penning an ode to the fact That I feel most at home stroking a cat I feel his paws on my shoulder, so I turn and...

Some of the happiest days are when the sun rays cascade Over your back in the most naturally placid of ways You don't have to ask whether perhaps it'll rain And the centigrade never strays past twenty eight It's fantastically great kicking back with your m...

Oh! Oh! Oh the Londoners come to see the unterzee. They flock to the docks and watch the boxes and stocks That are dropped from atop off the Steamers and frigates and dreadnaughts and cutters and cruisers and corvettes and yachts. Each and every of 'em a s...

[Dan Bull:] This is a letter to Bethesda in which I beg you To stick together a new Elder Scrolls and you flipping better Otherwise I'm gonna pester you forever Well, except when I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas this November But please, we need another Eld...

You're a dead man walking going hard on the brakes it's like you're Dead Man Walkn going hard on the brakes I'm going to LA to roll over you, ese then I've got to get to New York today Roll over USA Set the car onto cruise control and roll on the road...

We spoke unspoken things We rode on broken wings We wrote a symphony with broken bows and broken strings We harmonised to bring eachother simple hope from hymns We spoke unspoken things We rode on broken wings I still remember the day that I met you To...

The fungus' hunger has plundered and plummeted us from the hundrum to the hunted as the country crumbles to dust The life of a survivor's living in quarantine This isn't a holiday this is militry policy There's a rift, as emboldened we shift the balanc...

This is for Chelsea Manning This is for Edward Snowden This is for all the Whistleblowers who we'll never know And this is for Anonymous This is for Avaaz The following lyrics are going to be particularly HAAA-AAA-AAA-AAA-AAR-shh How long before they'r...

I used to be trapped in the elevator waiting for fate to favour me then I realised that in real life nothing would be handed on a plate to me Before I deserved dessert I'd have to taste the savoury each and every flavour even when it'd make me heave Re...

For a thousand years, the battle has been waged But there’s strange tidings, the tides of war are sure to change We live in sinister times, there’s an imminent fight Bigger than Kyle’s mom, have you seen her behind? A hero will rise, he needs to be wis...

Look, this is Fabletown The place where fables are found Grimey roads replace the yellow bricks Paved on the ground How many of them stay here? I'm unable to count Because labelled as outcasts They stay underground They keep themselves to themselves I...