Da Vinci's Notebook

Sittin' in the morning sun I'll be sittin' when the evening comes Watching the ships roll in Then I watch them roll away again, yeah I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Watchin' the tide roll away, ooh I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay Wastin' time I le...

Once upon a time you were on prime time Made the Monday lineup on Fox at 9:00, didn't you? Your complaints and whines while defendin' crimes In your high hemlines made Gloria Steinem spit on you And all the '90s women heed your call And share your deep d...

Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while, and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle. Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone, and lift our voices in another Irish drinkin' song. Consumption took me mother and m...

Hey girl, won’t you come and stay a while with me Well I’ve got something that I hope you believe It might not be that important to you But it’s all the world to me My Baby, I’m begging you please Oh, I’m begging you please Sugar, remember all the good...

Blue moon.... You saw me standing alone Without a dream in my heart Without a love of my own. Blue moon You knew just what I was there for You heard me saying a prayer for Someone I really could care for (wah wah wah wow) Then suddenly appeared before me T...

Color me your color, baby Color me your car Color me your color, darling I know who you are Come up off your color chart I know where you're comin' from Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime Call me (call me) my love You can call me any...

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown No need to be scared if you are prepared For ignition and the ultimate letdown Said I to all of you, “Do you believe this is necessary?” Said you to all of I, “The test has proved this is necessary” Now don't be afra...

Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind... and when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a line... If you ever get so low that you don't know which...

Have you ever heard a song about fish sticks? It won't take me long to tell you 'bout fish sticks Not many people write a little ditty 'bout fish sticks Don't go tellin' all your friends about fish sticks Because I don't want their grubby hands on-a my fi...

I love a girl She fills up my whole world When she appears I forget Britney Spears When I see her, I feel mushy Robert Downey touched her tushie I want to root around her pantry I bet she tastes like cotton candy Heather Graham Heather Graham Heath...

You can whistle a tune Buy a balloon You can even eat a bagel with a silver spoon But you just can't eat hot soup with your bare hands You can hang like a bat Dance with your cat You can even use your undies as a pirate hat But you just can't eat hot s...

I wish I were a bird 'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above you You could watch my white wings flap And I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you But then I'd have to desert you Flying southward in the fall... I don...

Back in the not-too-distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda Off to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda My alternatives were slim If...

Pretty women out walkin' with gorillas down my street From my window I'm starin' while my coffee goes cold Look over there (Where?) There! There's a lady that I used to know She's married now or engaged or somethin', so I'm told Is she really going out...

Shake, shake, shake Senora Shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora Shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora Work your body line Work, work, work Senora Work it all the time My girl's name is Senora I tell you friends I adore her And wh...

All my life I have been searching for the fabled promised land With my sisters and my brothers we shall walk there hand in hand Through the trials and tribulations and the Devil's cruel temptations I know that we will all get there one day After years and...

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a'swimmin' And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed Liposuction! L...

Me live de life of leisure in me house here down de bay Me wife cook anyting me want, me eat six times a day Me woman she cook de chicken, yes, she cook de beans and rice With rum banana pudding, me livin' de life of paradise De only consequence is dat me...

This is a pretty rough transcription but I think I got it all: oh....x4 purple haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same oh actin funny but i dont know why won't you please excuse me while i kiss the sky help me, help me, woah yeah woa...

Now's the time to say goodbye to all our company M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Now Mickey Mouse Now Mickey Mouse And through the years we'll all be friends no matter where we be...

(spoken)Yeah brother Hear me now Mmm mmm mmm yeah That's right uh! Yeah. Let me tell you a story about my life. Hey you get off of my back If you try to cut in I ain't given slack you know Don't try to get smart Don't jump in my lane Unless you wan...

My Mama took my bottle She took away my apple juice My Mama took my bottle She took away my apple juice Got somethin’ squishy in my tushie I got them saggy diaper blues My nanny up and left me I can’t find that girl nowhere My nanny up and left me I...

Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco, cinco, seis Baby always wanted to spend the day at the beach But I'd be just as happy if the seaside were well out of reach Sure, I like the sun and the little beach town And I'm a good enough swimmer that I'll never drown...

There's a man who lives a life of danger He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger Los Alamos beware It's not the Russian bear Odds are he was sent from Mainland China Now they have technologies to start with Things that we would never dare to part w...

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play They've been going in and out of style But they're guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I introduce to you The act you've known for all these years, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band....

He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth People should get beat up for statin' their beliefs He wants a shoehorn The kind with teeth 'cause he knows there's no such thing He asks a girl If they can both sit in a chair But he doesn't get nervous She'...

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle...

The road is hard The road is long I drive to fast The wind blows strong I try to tie it down It still flops around My chair, my royal throne It's all I got It's not a lot To show for the years And the fight we fought She paid the bill I miss her s...

I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay, And when it’s dry and ready Then dreidel I wanna play. I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay, And when it’s dry and ready Then dreidel I will play. With legs so short and thin, And when she gets...

Workin' on a laptop, close to the end Of a job I've been doin' since half past ten I don't believe that it's frozen again The system has gone down-o, down-o, down-o I don't believe that it's frozen again, the system has gone down-o So I took it down to t...

When the streets shoot fire while the thunderbolts roll and the bloodshot demons run free That's when I see her again within the pit of my heart staring out of the past into me. We stood there together on the edge of forever in the shadows of a pale m...

Declaration of my feelings for you Elaboration on those feelings Description of how long these feelings have existed Belief that no one else could feel the same as I Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared And our relationship's perfection Recountin...

1-2 1-2-3-4 Damn, this traffic jam, how i hate to be late Hurts my motor to go so slow Damn, this traffic jam, time i get home my supper be cold Damn, this traffic jam. Well, I left my office at 5 o'clock 15 minutes to go 3 blocks Just in time to stand...

Uncle Buford #1 (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Momma says these are my magic pants (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) I like to eat worms You ever eat worms? They taste like... Worms (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Uncle Buford #2 (Uncle Bufurd Jingle) Hey, I know that son...

Roy rode into Houston On the fifteenth of July They’d brought him in to help clean up the town He worked the Exxon building Down on 21st and Main From the 42nd floor down to the ground He worked without a scaffold And he always worked alone And every...