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Obese woman: 400 lbs. Too many Twinkies, she's trapped in her house Stuffing her face with deliveries from town Her ungodly appearance makes many dicks frown She eats enough food to feed an entire family Couch sores on her skin must be peeled daily Day...

I went down to a hardcore show to slug some beers and bother chicks I don't know. But as soon as I hit the dance floor I saw more fruity kids flailing around than at a Kanye West show I miss the thrills of impending danger Kids these days pit like they're...

My dick is sick--it looks like shit, but you'll suck me off you crazy bitch The time has come; the time is now--sore cock snack time for a rancid sow She's past the point of giving a fuck about protection. "What the fuck's a condom?!" I just said I don't w...

I got more bitches than puppy mills and I don't even keep em' high They see me smile and think, “Damn, what a nice guy” They text me late, drunk, cryin' 'bout they boyfriend I know he never takes you out boo, I understand He never licks you downstairs and...

When my sausage factory closed, all of my workers lost their homes And as the economy fell on its back, I blew my life savings on whores and crack So I joined my ex-employees under the bridge where they taught me The art of huffing fermented shit, and the d...

Life ain't easy on the upper west side Art openings, limos, wine and cheese, bitch please My socialite girlfriend is constantly bitching for cash But I'd spend it all for that gorgeous pink gash She only cares about fashion trends but when I knocked her u...

Yes, my life is shit; I got fired from the Spritz--a water park so nice and clean They really detested my acts obscene. I really loved that place and now I'm such a waste. I may as well go back there and take my life Got my sunscreen, got my knife Yes,...

Compact bodies, laid out on cots and floor mats Rise painfully out of naptime coma from spiked Snack Packs Blood-curdling screams engulf the facility "I want my mommy! Where's my binky?!" Mary had a class of darling, little lambs The most precious group...

Since the day that she was born, daddy planned to put her in porn Blanket made of bondage straps, dildos dangling from mobiles Barbie was replaced with Bimbo Bettie the blow-up dolly All key components for daddy's girl to learn her calling Older sister ca...

A/S/L: 19/Female/In your dreams, baby IRL: 40/Male/At your window, maybe? LOL! OMG, WTF? Show me your dick on A.I.M. or ChatRoulette I'm logged on to get off Trollin' for Hogan, show me your cock Wife and kids are sound asleep It's time for daddy to cr...