Biz Markie

One two, one two The Diabolical`s back again With the Cutmaster Cool V At the boards my man Paul Sea But this goes out to my man Danny Dan The beat man that makes you understand He want me to tell somethin bout this girl named Kim I`ma do it like this [Verse...

[VERSE 1] On the mic at this time in the place to be I`m the Inhuman Orchestra called Biz Markie That made you dance, make the music with my mouth, and all But I`m here to talk about the Albee Square Mall A place where people shop in downtown Brooklyn Where I...

I was on my way, to 125th I saw this def Benz, yo that`s my man Cliff As I flagged them down, he pulled to the side At this moment I had to swallow my pride Cause usually I wouldn`t ask for a lift But it was cold as hell, and my legs was stiff He said, "Hey Bi...

[".." are Biz Markie voice samples, cut and scratched by DJ Premier] [Verse 1: Biz Markie] "Just here to let you know" This is Primo "Just here to let you know" My man Black Indian "Just here to let you know" I can`t forget Makigo "Just here to let you know"...

Yeah yeah yeah Oooooohh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah yeah yeah Let me tell you a story now [Verse 1] I was in front of the Apollo on Amateur Night It was after the show, and the moon was right The {?} was really perked off the Red Zone I was in my MPV, I was all al...

Ah.. Man, why did it have to happen to me? Man, what did I do to get this? What`d I do to deserve this? Check it out [Verse 1: Biz Markie] I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head Not knowin this would be one day that I`d dread I prayed the ni...

Aaaaaahh yeeea The diabolical is back again But now I want the Killerforce Connection And we gonna do it in harmony like this We`re the Killerforce MC`s The best in New York city So let us put it to perfection While we change it to the Biz Mark connection Oth...

"I!!! - am the magnificent..." [Biz beatboxes a scale, repeating the last note] "I!!! - am the magnificent..." [Biz:] BOOM, ah one two, ah one two [followed by clicks] "I`m the {?} most honored, storied, sound of soul!" [Cool V scratches: "Go off, go off!"] [...

[Intro] You know it's ill It's the B-I-Z Markie With my man Chad Muska Guaranteed to rock, like this Like, like, like this [Screams] I'm the humdinger, the microphone singer Super bell-ringer, here to bring ya The rhyme technique-a, the ill funk f...

Hey I`d like to tell you a little story about my man named Dee Yo, even from when he was little he was like kinda on a tough tip Doin all that stuff But, I`ma tell you the way.. .. it should really go like.. .. the way he would say it now check this out When...

Yo.. this is kinda slow But I know the Jeeps gon` be pumpin it But this is, this is one subject, that nobody don`t know about [Verse One] Check him out, check him out, check him out, check him out With the beat I`m gonna rock the house When you hear my golden...

Yo, you know this is.. FON-KAY I`d like to say rest in peace, to Aaliyah (sweet thing) And `Left Eye` Lopez But, you know, shout out to my man Bruce Lee Jackie Chan, check it out, Jet Li [Verse One] I`ma bring it to you like this Drop a three pointer from the...

[alternate version of Party to the Break-A-Day off the Weekend Warrior LP] [Verse 1: Biz Markie] Hey, how you`re doin, it`s me The unforgettable incredible B -i-z M-a-r-k-i with the e I got more rhymes than Muhammad Ali The way I get down you`ll say "Damn, th...

[Cool V cuts and scratches his own name] [Biz Markie] I`ma make this brief, like about 30 seconds My DJ, gets all of his respect in super crazy blendin, so he can sound groovy And it can only be the vibe of Cutmaster Cool V When he cuts the funky record, it s...

[Biz Markie singing] My name is the Biz, everywhere I go I rock the party, from head to toe Lot of MC`s wanna hear the way that I do rock Is it because I put the party people into shock I think it`s because I am the original B Ain`t no other MC like the B-I-Z...

INTRO: Cool V] Uh As we take you Uptown Downtown We got a little somethin for the ladies Biz, break it down [Verse 1: Biz Markie] Once again it`s Mr. Diabolical Who have you pullin your hair out by the follicle My posse`s so deep, it could fill a bus But this...

This is dedicated to you You and you [Mr. Do It 2 Death talking] So you wanna spread a lot of talk about my city Milwaukee huh All that talk about Laverne and Shirley Happy Days, all that bullshit What the ***** ya think, ain't no niggaz here We got something...

[Biz + P. Diddy] And you don`t stop And you can`t stop [P. Diddy] Yeah, yeah - I like this [B-I-Z] If you [Diddy] If you [B-I-Z] Wanna know [Diddy] Wanna know [B-I-Z] The real deal, about the Biz [Diddy] A-say what, a-say what? [B-I-Z] Well I`m the Biz Marki...

one two, one two this goes out to my brother dimond shell my man jazzy jerome, def jeff i can`t forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew philly, soda pop i`m gonna run down my family tree like this: one, two, one two three and i got a friend by t...

[Verse One] I saw this girl from like around the way I told her I was the B-I-Z Emezah-A She said she know my reputation, know I got clout And like to get to know me, without no doubt So we started havin long telephone conversations Tryin to feel each other ou...

Get up out your seat, the grand groove is back With a beat to sink your teeth in like Wolfman Jack I`m bringing in the swing like ching a-ling a-ling Guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing I combine funk with a make-a-monk piano I`m nuts, I`m crazy, I...

[Chorus: computer voice] Games, you don`t have to play, games with me girl You, know, how, I feel Ohh games, you don`t have to play, games with me girl You, know, how, I feel - ohh [additional computer voice] .. games, you don`t have to play, games with me gi...

[Verse One] Now that Biz Mark`s inside the joint Guaranteed to rock and always prove a point Doin what I do cause it gotta be done About the Prince of Boogie and the Master of Fun My rap technique is most very unique Your toes start to squeak, by the way that...

One-two one-two This is a groove, y`knahmsayin? We just gon` get down My name is um, Biz Mark Got my man Cool V in the um, in the um thang And I can`t forget my man, Everett-is-an-zell{?} We gonna give love to I`d like to give a very special um, thanks to my m...

[Verse One] Aiyyo here`s a tale, about a female I once messed with Or better yet, skins that I swung eps with Face full of grace, waist shaped like Vanessa Del Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer had big juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fat Stacked back to m...

One two, one two You`re listenin to the grand groovin sounds Of the diabolical energetical B-I-Z Emmezah-A-Rrrah-K And this goes out to my DJ The cutmaster that no one cuts faster than C-double-oh-L V Drumroll V [Verse One] It`s a different kind of sound that...

This is for those who didn`t believe that me, myself they said I couldn`t achieve my goal or even get to my destiny to be the S-K-B-I-Z It was a rough road, for me to pursue a career in rap to make you say hallelujah For those who did, I`m not talkin to...

Hey hey hey, know what I heard? Beauty`s only skin deep, ugly is to the bone Back in the days, I`m not gonna lie They used to say I`m ugly, a hurting guy They would crack on my lips, and my powder Saying I look like yuck without the house or ?Wig Howard? From...

[Cool V] Yo Biz, let`s send this out to the propmaster Kool DJ Red Alert Bring the beat in, Todd Yeah, this is how we`re doing it for the `93, we`re on the smooth tip Ha ha, yo Biz, kick something funky for `em, word up [BizMarkie] Now people always want to k...

It's me the diabolical, Biz Mark symbolical I shakes from scripts of hits I made a while ago Now I'm on the run again starting other capers And people couldn't catch me even if I was "The Vapors" I leave you in trauma with my funky personna Cause I'm jamm...

[Biz Markie singing] My name is Biz Markie, I rock for Queens, Astoria My new album is called, "Weekend Warrior" But every time that I always hit a note Just like DJ Kool, "eh-ah," +Let Me Clear My Throat+ But let me tell you that my name is the Original the B...

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert She had long hair and a s...

Once about a time there was a kid who didn`t have a bicycle or a car that skid Only thing he had was Pat and Turner He didn`t know the future but the lesson to learn-ah way to get started in the music biz Just listen to the story as I tell it like it is I was...

Ahhh-yew-whayaeuwwww Now it-it-it-it-it-it sound funky Yo Doc, I'ma count it on three One, two, three Well I'm not a qualuudes or a halucinogen I'm just comin up with rhymes that I invent Out of my head, or like on the spot And uhh, whether you know it or whe...

[Biz Markie] Everybody just clap your hands ("no stoppin") Uptown ("no stoppin") Brooklyn ("no stoppin") Queens ("no stoppin") The Bronx ("no stoppin") Long Island ("no stoppin") New Jersey ("no stoppin, say no stoppin") Yo V, bring it in Aight, this this a sp...

(feat. Lil` Kal) [Chorus: Lil` Kal + possibly others] It`s my country, you can say what you, wanna say about me But at the end of the day I`ll be countin my mo-ney It`s like a dream - yeah, it`s like a dream - yeah cause at the end of the day I`ll be countin...

[Verse 1: Biz Markie] This goes out to all the beautiful ladies 18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy No matter what nationality or persuasian Black beauty or Asian or Causasian No discrimination, I love all the nations Whether you`re Jamaican, Hawaiian or...

[Biz Markie] Ah one two, ah one two Ah one two, ah one two I`d like to.. introduce myself.. My name is.. ah Biz Markie.. [Verse One] Well I`m the human ultra called Biz Markie Makin music orderly is my specialty When I go {*BOOM*} ah one two, girls ge...

[scats] Biz [scats] Mark [beatboxes] [Verse One] I`m the original B-I-Z The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E Everywhere I go, I always G I`m thinkin somethin that you never could see Doin the beatbox and the R-A-P That`s why I`m the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz...

[Fat Albert] "Hey Mudfoot, you know what we`re here for, lay some treats on us!" [Intro] Yo, dis is one of the, dis dis Yo dis is that, that`s that joint Yo that`s the.. that`s that joint Yo this is another one from the, y`know You know who it`s from! WHAT?!...

[Verse One] This is a different type of dedication To a guy that was a different kind of inspiration Only people that knew him, know what I`m talkin about And at the end of the story, you will say without a doubt This wasn`t your typical case, of fast livin An...

"Special Marley Marl Remixes" may differ from the original version Yes, y`all-and, to the like beat-and You could either dance or just have a seat and Listen to the way-in, what I am displayin A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin To all the par...

[Biz Markie] In what? In stereo How long, until it`s time to go? Baby doll It`s the Biz Mar-kie, and the Def Squad! Oh see, we gotta do this again like this, check it out [Verse One: Biz Markie] You keep on knockin but you can`t come in-ah My way of rhymin, c...

[Biz Markie] Maaaan, this is the last.. record on the album I got my man Craig Craig in the house Kevin Dee from Midnite Express Crew`s in the house Charles` brother`s in the house Squig Love is in the house Cool V on the vocal, gettin me mad But I`m gonna lil...

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Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross But it's sure to have your trippin' So y'all listen close It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called pickin' boogers Now what I'm emceein' might not seem koshe...

[Marley] Aiyyo aiyyo, aiyyo Biz whattup? [Markie] Yo whattup Marl? [Marley] Yo man `member when we first shocked everybody [Marley] with a FUNKY fresh beat? [Markie] Yeah with the "Biz Dance," and you know [Marley] And "Make the Music" and all [Markie] Word! [...

Yo doc, drop the beat in! This is a incident that always occur With the opposite sex, other word is her No matter what nationality color or creed Or wherever you at, there's always a bad seed They're always talkin about wantin to be alone You're spendin too m...

Romeo, romeo, wherefor art thou? That's what juliet asked, but I don't know now Maybe he went to get some roses for you Yo, i'da i'da i-don't know where he's at ju-li-et Don't regret, cause he will be back To come and get you, and bring you to the crillzab Bu...

[Verse One] I once knew a girl by the name of Monique She was my childhood sweetheart every day of the week Whether PS46, or 151 After school I`d go to her house, to have some fun We both lived in Colonial Projects I lived in building 48, she lived in building...

Yo this one aight though Yo, me and Cool V Dis dis dis gon` be dis gon` be our new single And when you hear this story you`ll say it`s aight though Yo yo yo yo Cool V, why don`t you give me a cue One more cue, and then I`m ready to go in [Verse One] Don`t you...

G-goobely-goo Ah-h-h-hm Ah yeah Now check it out I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap Whether I`m constipated or have diarrhea I always come out with a funky fresh idea Even if you don`t think it`s...

[Biz Markie] Huh? Yo this is funky! We gon` get down to the point And I`m just gonna say - I`d like to thank my man Rashad But we gon` get down like this, and you don`t stop A twink-twinkle, a rock the house And my man Diamond Shell, a rock the house Can`t for...

(feat. Jazzy Jeff) [Biz Markie] Huh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh Y`all know, uh-huh, uh, uh-huh Y`all know, uh, uh uh-huh Check it out ([Chuck D] "C`mon!") [Verse One: every last word or syllable is echoed] Don`t go to Getty, go to Exxon Like "Bonita Applebum,"...

(VERSE 1) Now this is a difficult subject About something that's crazy - oh, what the heck They know they have something that people don't like And they still continue to disrespect The thing I'm talkin about is an essence A foreign fragrance with a presenc...

And yes y`all, yes y`all This is, a different type of dedication To my man Marcus from Kansas City But I`m just tellin ya straight on up Don`t be messin with no drugs Whether you`re young, whether you`re old Whether you`re bad, whether you`re bold Don`t mess w...

[Verse One] This is another hit from Biz Markie Dedicated to the radio, not he or she Be-cause it`s time for them to get recognized This is my version of the Nobel Peace Prize That`s why I`m comin out my face like this Far as negativity, you never get dissed I...

[Verse One] I`d like to tell a story and it goes like this Before I was makin money hand over fist The mid-80`s is what I`m talkin about You will agree without a reasonable doubt As I tell this tale, sittin on a pail This is one you`ll like when it`s done Only...

(feat. Lil` Kal) [Verse One: Biz Markie] This is a story about without a doubt When I`m done, you will all scream and shout They always say time is on our side If it is, why is it a rough ride? If I could save time or return to the past I would bring back the...

(Intro - Biz Markie) A-one two Okay, Okay, O-O-O-O-Okay Paul Nice and the MC (Biz Markie) We`re getting down to the funky sounds And check it out, here`s how you do it (Verse 1 - Biz Markie) Y`all know me, as the B-I-Z That rock the microphone most definitely...

Radio, Tv, and even the press know the meanin of V A P O R S The meanin of this word without no doubt Means nobody wants to be there when you're down and out Once you're established and got a lot of money Everybody wanna be your buddy and honey Like tall...

Goes around What comes around goes around Sittin here reminiscin back to high school When everytime I see you, girl, you know that I drool Day-dreamin in class thinkin what would I say When I saw you, but you never looked my way It started freshman year and l...

"Huh huh huh, now what was I to do? She`s crying over me and she was feeling blue, I said" - Slick Rick (Repeat 4x) I was walking down the street, just a minding my biz I saw this young lady, the ultimate She had a pair of jugs that was so fine Then I took a...