Benny Hill piosenki

Hello, Ethyl. Last night eh! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, hello, Mr. Rogers, could I speak to Ethyl please? Thank you. Is that my darling Ethyl? Is that the girl I held in my arms last night? The little angel who filled with with warm delight? Oh don't be like that E...

You could hear the hoof beats pound As they raced across the ground And the clatter of the wheels As they spun round and round And he galloped into Market Street His badge upon his chest His name was Ernie And he drove the fastest milkcart in the west...

Chorus I'm flying south for the summer, I'm gonna follow the sun, I'm flying south for the summer now the mating season's begun. In San Tropez I met Selina, now her figure was not very nice, She was so thin the cats had her out on the landing twice. When...

Lucy went down on a farm, tried to milk a cow, Though she tried she couldn't get the hang of it somehow. The farmer looked at Lucy and murmured with a frown, "Well you just hang on tightly, gal, and she'll jump up and down." Oh, gather in the mushrooms, p...

It was just this morning I saw you in the street, My mind went winging back to the days when life was sweet. When your mother took us aside and said, "Now listen, dears, Is there anything between you?" You said, "Yes, about 25 years." Chorus But those go...

Now Jack was working on the farm one evening in July, When all at once a gypsy girl came gaily tripping by, She smiled as she went running barefoot through his cabbage patch, Her hair was long and black and she had fingernails to match. "Oh let us play of...

I rise at six and then I feed the chicks, And I'm feeling lonesome and blue, And when I milk the cow it seems, somehow, My thoughts keep straying to you. And as the horse and I plough the field nearby, Your memory I can't erase, For while I walk at th...

I'll never know why a horse grazing in the field all day, Should be hard to sit upon when he's so full of hay, I'll never know how a rose can look so sweet and pure, And hold its head up high when it's standing in manure. Chorus I'll never know, (never k...

When I met you, in Rosie's Cantina, You looked so lonesome and sad. I bought you a drink, and I said with a wink, Maybe things won't be so bad. You ordered... a large champagne cocktail, Then vodka and wine from Jerome. And as I bought it I suddenly tho...

Listen to the story Of a lonely fool, Who fell in love with teacher When I was at school. But I knew our love could never be, She could not be mine, For she was nearly twenty-three, I was thirty-nine. Lonely boy, lonely boy, Why am I such a lonely bo...

Oh the sun and the rain fell from up above And landed on the earth below, In my garden of love. Oh there's a rose for the way your spirits rose when we met, A forget-me-not to remind me to remember not to forget, A pine tree for the way I pined over you...

A shy young maid has took a room down at the village inn, Her bedside light is oh so bright and the curtains oh so thin. She enters her room at nine o'clock, at half past nine she sleeps, Lord Clarendon walks quickly on but naughty Samuel peeps. For we kn...

She's got [C]eyes that glow like [F]cigarettes, With [C]ashtrays under[G7]neath, And [C]when she bites her [F]fingernails, Her [C]mother hides her [G7]teeth. Her [C]general ap[F]pearance, Is [C]what you'd call off[G7]beat, I [C]don't mind girls with [F]k...

Outside a bar in toledo where you had had more than you're fill A man stood rotating a chicken on a flaming hot infra-red grill You staggered up to him and shouted with a voice just like a town cryer You said, hey mate your barrel organ is brok...

It's the Egg Marketing Board Tango, In other words, the dance of love. You go down to the palais and you're eager for a dance, You see a lovely stranger and your eyes meet quite by chance. She's warm and she's desirable with lips meant to be kissed, So y...

Now life was quiet and serene for little Lucy Brown, Until that day in May her eighteenth birthday came around. Her pa said, "Guess what I have got you," she said, "I don't know." He said, "I've been and bought you a brand new piccolo." And it goes... S...

Now if you're feeling miserable, if you're feeling blue, Here's a little ditty that'll help to pull you through, All the clouds will disappear, the grey skies turn to blue: Just stick your finger in your ear and go ting-a-ling-a-loo. Now suppose you've go...

My baby's got a transistor radio She takes it everywhere we go She takes it when we go out a-walking Even to a movie show Well now, just last night, in the pale moonlight I asked her for a kiss But instead of hearing her whisper sweet words of love All...

Now it was Christmas Day in the jailhouse, The old man sat in his cell, "Put out your pudding, for treacle," He heard the warden yell, "If you want treacle on your pudding, Put it out without delay." The old man put out his pudding, And the warden took...

Now I don't want you folks to misconstrue, What I'm about to say to you, But I'm gonna tell you about the women in my life. Now I know some gals who are real refined, But I always seem to get the other kind, And maybe that's why I've never found a wife....