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[CHRISTINE] Say there's this person you pass in the hall everyday You've known him since 7th grade You're used to thinking about him in a certain way From the persona that he displays And then something changes And he changes From a guy that you'd neve...

[THE SQUIP] Take your hands out of your pockets Arch your back, puff out your chest Add some swagger to your gate or You'll look like a masturbator Fix your posture, then the rest [JEREMY] But I AM a masturbator-- [THE SQUIP] We'll fix that....

Jeremy, you can't just listen. You have to obey. Now repeat after me: Woah, everything about you is so terrible. [JEREMY] Everything about me is just terrible. [THE SQUIP] Good. Woah, everything about you makes me wanna die. [JEREMY] Everything ab...

[CHLOE] Jake's parent's room. Don't worry, they're not using it. [JEREMY] Wow, you... really know your way around. [CHLOE] Yeah, I've had sex in pretty much every room in this house. [JEREMY] Wha...? [CHLOE] Because I dated Jake! God, what kind of...

[SQUIP] Brooke is going to offer you a ride... It's imperative that you accept! [BROOKE] So... Do you wanna ride? [SQUIP] Yes... [JEREMY] Yes.... But! Im supposed to meet my friend Micheal. [BROOKE] Oh... [SQUIP] Jeremy, if this is going to...

[BROOKE] Picked out a costume for tonight Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight You can kind of see my business But I'll act like I don't know Woah [JAKE] I got a condom [CHLOE] And a flask [RICH] I stole my older brother's Jason mask...

[CHRISTINE] I love play rehearsal Because it's the best! Because it is fun. I love play rehearsal And I get depressed as soon as it's done. But not depressed as in like kill yourself depressed No, I'm not into self-harm Dude, I swear, here check my ar...

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to...

[JEREMY] C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, go C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, go I'm waiting for my porno to load My brain is gonna freakin' explode And now, of course, it's time to hit the road Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day But that really i...

[JEREMY] C-c-c-cmon, C-c-c-cmon, Go Ow! [THE SQUIP] What did we say about masturbation? [JEREMY] I was just gonna check my email! [THE SQUIP] You can't lie to me Jeremy, I'm inside your brain. Now, we're going to devise a system. I tally every tim...

[MR HEERE] Jeremy Is in big bad trouble right now It's trouble that he can't see And I gotta help him somehow I don't know what he wants But I know what he needs He'll need a dad so strong To help him not slip away I haven't been a dad for so long Bu...

[SQUIP] You were always quite the loser, Jeremy Then I invaded And you upgraded Ba-da-ba-ba Woah Jeremy, it's true that I found you But look around you Woah All your peers are just so incomplete You can't see it, but they're all in pain Their opera...

[MR. REYES] Places for scene two! People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine. [JEREMY] Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her- Mr....

OMG Chlo answer me Woah wait until I tell you what I heard It's too fucked to type this shit is ripe Call back I'll yell you every word Jenna Roland calling Jenna Roland calling Jenna Roland calling Hey! Ohmygod ohmygod okay so At the end of last n...

[JEREMY] Ow! [THE SQUIP] Target female inaccessible [CHRISTINE] Jeremy? [JEREMY] Ugh-- What the hell?! [THE SQUIP] Calibration in process Please excuse some mild discomfort [JEREMY] Mild?! [CHRISTINE] Jeremy! What's wrong? [JAKE] Dude, t...

[RICH] Freshman year Didn't have a girlfriend or a clue I was a loser just like you Good times would only Soar by I was gross As every female would attest My sexting was a futile quest My little penis was depressed He was so lonely Poor guy I was...

[MICHAEL] Apocalypse of the Damned! [JEREMY] Level Nine! [BOTH] The Cafetorium! Find the bad guy, push him aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother, gonn...

[BROOKE] This is my favorite place behind the school [BROOKE] Being here With you right now Our future is so clear Our union is so near [BROOKE & THE SQUIP] Being here With you right now I'll tenderly guide you [THE SQUIP & (JEREMY)] Jus...

[MR HEERE] You gotta buy her a rose Compliment her on her clothes [MICHAEL] Say you appreciate that she's smart [RICH] Nah, man, you tell her that she Excites you sexually {MR HEERE, MICHAEL, AND RICH} And that's the way you get To her heart Trus...