Bart Baker piosenki

I'm the most famous kid in the world now And no one can explain it because I basically do nothing which is why life is hit or miss by that I mean you shouldn't worry about anything this song's a miss but who cares though? Somehow I became a hit kinda l...

Thanks to Taylor Swift I just got my biggest hit Since Pillow Talk I'm bout to sing falsetto Time to sound like I don't have balls Hey there Zayny Are you crazy? Shut up! I got a great idea I miss Harry I bet you Miss Perrie I know how we can g...

Once upon a time Before I was insane I dated this disney guy Joe Jonas was his name But he broke up with me "You're just way too creepy, Plus I found someone else, His name's Mickey" So I wrote a song About this stupid ass Then found this guy named...

What the hell is Tom Hanks doing here in this music vid? Sitting in bed in pajamas mouthing along And why is he doing such a terrible job of it? Guess he didn't learn all the lyrics to this song Oh no This guy's movies have made billions He's won 2 Osc...

Lately I’ve been really stressed out I have done many dumb things Like leaving a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink And walking round naked while photographers snapped pics of my peen Then claiming I was a victim of shrinkage My manager tol...

If I was a black man you would be my hoe Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo Saying swag is cool Now I’ll make a wish on thes magic golden shoes A gypsy sol...

When someone tries to throw me shade I use a spell I learned on Wizard pf Waverly Place because I really am a witch I turn of the niceness pretend I like em they don't realize I am full of shit I kill em with kidness til their body's lifeless You'r...

Is it mondey?Or is it wednesday? I don't know, All I know is Dat's a Kimye Leave that's chick alone That's what my friends say Cause she dumb and she numb just like Ben Gay Got a big ass booty like a Kim K Got an ego that giant like Andre She might...

[Zayn] Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike To make all you teen girls wet with delight Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs? That’s us taking your dad’s cash Source: LYBIO.net [Harry] oh I know i know I know that this looks kind...

My new hit single has the exact same beat as “All About That Bass” had it’s just a bit faster And this video’s trash it is just a rehash of the vid for the smash it’s just not quite as good. I feel dizzy from paint fumes Can’t he spray paint this in a diff...

Last night we had an orgy (we had an orgy) and there were no women allowed. We all woke up together. (Woke up together) My butt is kind of hurting now. (Ow, ow, ow). Hey, do you like my new hairdo? Oh my gosh it's really cute. I did my nails t...

I'm back With another hit That Proves I'm psychotic And Over sensitive I'm angry, nobody gets me If you Rub me the wrong way Like Katy and Kanye You Will rue the damn day Satan does not give up a grudge I'm an angry delusional entitled baby Eve...

I look like I took way too much Xanax, I have pubic hair on my head, I'm so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me. And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential, I made a vid that is painfully dull....

I’m a diva don’t care who knows my reputation it completely blows I’m super bitchy that’s what they say my former co-stars totally hate me You’re right we hate you you stuck up princess! Who let Jennette and Justice on my set? Your attitude is why our s...

Who's the greatest person who ever lived? It's me! Everybody else sucks. I've got a grammy and four top ten hits clearly that makes me the best. This is the most self centered and obnoxious song ever heard. Why would you want to be yourself? You should...

Everything about this is no This song is no! This vid is no! My dancing is no! Plus it looks and sounds old Like something Britney Spears did fifteen years ago What's with your new look? It's straight up no! Your hair is no! Your clothes are no! Your...

This song was designed to make you feel lovely By pointing out the flaws on your fat body And pretending that we love then to make you feel pretty But clearly you’re ugly “WAIT WHAT?” You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes Your huge th...

I am free I'm free from One Direction free to make songs about my erection I dyed my hair blonde and I'm wearing leather I do what I want unlike back when One Direction was still together I just don't give a fuck see I did not shave I look like I mig...

Whore it up, whore it up that’s how we ball out. Acting like a huge slut is what makes cash now Madonna started it making mad money with her big pointy golden tits That chick was slutty Paved the way for more talented new clebrities Who use sex to sell a...

'Fancy' was a big massive hit this is a rip-off of it cos I'm so desperate. To have a hit But this song's shitty it sends the message to young girls prety equals happiness if you're ugly then you're worthless And your life will be bland and shitty...