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Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night All night I wish I had like 500 Damn boy, if it hurt the first time Shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me hubcaps Hubcap lover won't get anywhere without That ba...

Hey, how did my father died? 49 times we fought that beast, Your old man and me. It had a chicken head with duck feet With a woman's face too. (Aw, that's rad!) And it was waiting in the bushes for us, Then it ripped off your dad's face. He was scream...

"Well now you know your grandma found the wigs your family gives you tumours every year we're crazy for lovin' crazy for cats get up shorty! your can find me on the floor tripping kids, novocain is your friend get up shorty! " food crust! (talking) my...

Somewhere there may be A colony where spiders are friends I wanna see their world 'cause it's cool when the arachnids are friends I got no furniture in the house And nowhere to run if I find a mouse in the driveway Voodoo in the wrong hands It scares me...

[Luke Skywalker] Hey Dak, you got that backing track? Turn it on Oh yeah Go ahead pump it up Uh [Luke Skywalker] I'd love to catch a firefly that's far away I see your whole crew staring as I put this beat down You're like a soup can I'm like Superma...

Chopping your legs You don't know how hot I find these buns Touch my face and you'll have to call Jeeves when there's bees on your sleeve Now I have to go teach the kids to drink Powdered goat bladders But they want roast beef and you have no puppets Yo...

I think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away So I turn around to walk away but then I look back Sad lady make me turn and walk away again Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And the...

-Eh-hee-hoo. Not ready. Ho-oh. Here we go. Ahem. I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah, every mouse has a weenie. And, if we could catch a little mouse, man, then we could see some little feet, too. Thank you. -I see one wittle wee-wee, yeah, every mouse has...

I am starving I need some bread First we dance Now I go and sit down Oh it's my turn Get to stomp all around Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky! Oh no dang! All these giraffes give me glances cuz I dance in the sun Oh now I kick cuz there's dust in my l...

[Intro: Yoda] Rockin' Rockin' and rollin' Down to the beach I'm strolling But the seagulls poke at my head Not fun! I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!" [Chorus: Yoda] {noise} [Verse 1: Yoda & Luke Skywalker] Everyone told me Not to stroll...