Baboon Rising

Once when we were boys Violence we would deploy To our sister's toys Their dolls were left for dead Cut the hair from their head| This doll's life Is under the knife We would drive in the car With the door open and ajar We'd scrape their limbs on the...

The costs of some metals are rising high Pure copper pennies are hard to come by The cost to mint them is more than they’re worth New coin collectors are now coming to birth Flip a penny listen for That distinctive ring you have scored Look at the date...

Why is a dot a period Why oh why It's so small and insignificant But brings closure to words It organizes our written language And yet it remains a tiny, small, Finite, little, speck of a dot, period. 

Isn't it strange how peculiar space can be An average of 4 atoms per square inch we see Then you compare that to the space in which you live It's a bit more dense on earth, kind of like my head I am aware of my space oddity The gap between molecules is ke...

Do you remember when you got a package in the mail You looked inside of the box noticing to your avail There was white styrofoam in the shape of a cashew nut In that era of packaging they were referred to as peanuts Now they are different, filled with mor...

Let’s bring some color to this election Or lack there of Witch doctors elect to snatch them Body parts sold for luck For years they have been victims Targeted throughout the land Persecuted for pigmentation It was time to take a stand History was made...

In the arctic jungle It's cold and damp I see ice sickles Hanging from the steaming branch The steaming branch is sweltering in the humid sun The thick dense growth cuddles in the sticky mud The temperatures so high so low it makes them want to run...

I once knew this guy from Afrika and you could see it in his name He was a very rude fellow but he was pale kind the same He, to me was exemplarity and he took my brother And don't even look like generals since I can't go hunting for supper tonight 

In my distress, I called to the Lord From the depths of the grave, I cried I then discovered wisdom through His Word Extracted from the pit, where I could have died I give thanks to you o Lord For you have given me Your Sword I cast my care unto You You...

Chickens and turkeys don't realize The quality of nutrition in their lives Little do they know of the process involved Where their feed is made central to it all A building was erected in their honor and memory It serves a practical purpose and tall for a...

Barney, Barney, Barney YouF, YouF, Yabba Dabba Doo, Yabba Dabba Doo Barney, Barneeeeeey YouF, YouF, YouF, Yabba Dabba Doo Barney, Barney 

Here comes Barney and he is a little trouble Here comes Barney and he's no Barney Rubble Here comes Barney he's a hasty little sore Here comes Barney he's a stupid dinosaur Here comes Barney with his Baby Bop Barney watch out for those Nazis 

Time tends to have an affect on things Pictures fade and concrete cracks But in a place where relief brings There is a place where decay lacks I've seen the writing on the walls Etched by a knife or sharp object Most are rude in bathroom stalls But the...

I know the tower is used mainly for agrarian purposes But it just seems like it could be used for so much more Contemplate the possibilities of connectivity, open the door We could have ourselves a nice television antenna It might even serve as an anch...

In my head I suspect a conspiracy An infestation of rats I do see In three distinct groups they congregate Belly’s full from all the feed they ate We must take them all out Shoot them dead One by one without a doubt Crush their head Between Cowboy, the...

Sitting by the fabric Of frail humanity There's no reason for static If you beg or plea No one's going to help you In this world of ours You have got to trust God Do not get devoured Throw away your guilt And let conviction settle in Don't harber up...

Cybernetic infiltration Invading the CPU Viral infestation Spreading as you compute Trojan without hesitation It worms its way inside of you Endangerment to your files The data string stretched for miles The executable has erased it all And now it has...

I have a friend, his name is biofeedback Feedback Awww, how are ya doin'? 

Caught in an explosion An explosion of putrid and stench No one knows which way To get to the bench In a world of confusion Nothing seems quite fair Except for the elephant The elephant's dairy air Torturous encryptions Babbling my brain That goes wi...

The town ordinance must be obeyed Even if it means a species is slayed They know it happens once a week Their heads are chopped just like meat When they hear the engine combust They really wish that they could duck Grounded firmly with their roots There...

At Golgotha where He was crucified A miracle took place when he died Sins were banished from every race As blood dripped down his scarred face The guards had pierced His side To make sure He was dead In the tomb is where He was laid After this brutal bl...

Where's me spinach, Olive Oil? Why blow me over, Olive Oil Diamonds are a girls best friend, Olive Oil That's malarchy, Olive Oil What's all that raquet, Chris Rathke is a fiend Wow ew ow eewaow, Why it's Sweet Pea! 

The sad tale of a dead whale That beached up on the shore Weighing more than 50 tons Disposal would be quite a chore In the name of scientific research And morbid curiosity University biologists in Taiwan Schedule an autopsy The animal's enormous size...

Open my door and run outside, what a bright and cheery day It's a beautiful day in May and there are flowers blooming They're so beautiful, I'm gonna pick a bouquet Maybe I'll find some wallpaper to match them Then I'll bring them inside and find a vase an...

The cop with a trigger happy finger Justice is sure not to linger Sledge is the one in demand Laying down the law with a heavy hand Bring the Hammer down You can't Bring the Hammer down Trust him in bringing the hammer down With gun he's not messing ar...

Imagine if you gazed upon All the signs in the store say free I did that one time at the Valley Mall No (Koil) not the one in New Orleans I know it’s crazy yeah The notion is quite absurd But, wouldn’t it be cool If without strings we saw that word Bu...

It's been some time since you left me Just like the others, you gave me that line You let it be known how much you loved me Then you said that you needed some time Looking back at the good times we shared How you said you'd never leave, I remember Now it...

Climactic suicide is Gorgasmic In Congress he testifies, apocalyptic The evil right winged machine No Kyoto Treaty Tomorrow we won’t see Environmental catastrophe He preaches we are near the end If we don’t conserve and bend The CFC light bulb in his...

Living in a world beneath most peoples feet In a forest of fibrous strands, microorganisms meet and greet You hope its at a home that no one likes to clean When you hear the vacuum hum, you know that suction can be mean Afraid of children who tend to spil...

Have you ever been on the phone before For a long extended amount of time Have you ever hit your nose against the door Well its like that worse over many times That organ on the side of your head Scoops sound from all around When it's pressed against the...

Cheese, cheese, cheese with lint Cheese, cheese, cheese with lint on top Cheese, cheese, cheese with lint from the dryer makes me happy Cheese, cheese, cheese with lint feels so soft and sappy Please can I have some lint, oh can I have some please? Lin...

The pain of a burn is agony In those red areas that you see Movement is so cumbersome The skin is tight and it's no fun No remedy relieves the pain Potatoes or aloe drained What would come would suffice Sunburn's byproduct is so nice After the itching...

There's pizza in the underworld Anchovies make your hair in curls My tongue is twisted on a railroad tie Nothing combusts like a flea in a pie I can not wait to get my check I'll mark off what I haven't done yet Sit back and relax in your chair I'm goin...

I would like to engage in some monologue About a substance I've never had And as I am confident as an air traffic guy I've never eaten this stuff, I'm so glad It doesn't sound very appetizing at all But then again, what coagulation does So bring to me yo...

Nothing could prepare you For the food that you chew No one man can digest All the overstuffed mess And this food you don't eat It's a kind of conceit Flowing out like a river Enough for your liver What is the obvious connection Between conceit and a...

Blatent memories, ever do leave me, ketchup I do see Eat your hotdog plain, It's soggy in the rain, like a great dane Like an addiction I got a recollection I have a recollection of condiments Relish, ketchup, mustard, lemon juice, pickles, onions, peppe...

Was it a missile launch or was it just a game? No one seems to know or won't tell us the same The contrail seems to be rising as if launched from below The pentagon is hush hush no one seems to know No threat to national security, no cause for alarm NORAD...

Undeniably true What's happened to you Made from the bark of a tree Now it's attached to your butt Instead of your knee Instead of plastic surgery Advances in medical science Make it possible to be Corkbutt, Corkbutt Cosmetically corrupt Gluteal impl...

Here it is - in it's form - here it is again It is a - a little piece - a piece of metal Found on the - on the farm - just a bit rusty It is sharp - so very sharp - sharp on the edges Triangular - triangular - triangular in shape I can't believe - believe...

It's been so long since I've last seen you An when I could see your smile, yeah 'Cause you are so beautiful I love you so much, please come back To meet my right there..there's my snot I don't wanna into my garbage in words I miss you girl I've been to l...

Have you ever seen decks in the city? Like in a dense urbanized zone Don't see them hanging from tall buildings A wooden deck they will never own Patios, terraces, balconies, overhangs But, they are not the same If I owned myself a skyscraper I'd attach...

Never seen such a cricket Ever cross the road before My cwazy little softique kitty Catches it between his paws It seems just a bit uncanny Just how much a tongue sticks out Senseless nonsense I have no cents Bereaved to believe that none is gone If wo...

Right now I'm a lobbyist I'm an anti-anarchist I know what I want and I know how to get it it I wanna make laws, possibly 'Cause, I wanna be Democracy Democracy in the USA It's been here for two centuries Anarchy, you won't get it I wanna be democracy...

Discordant Immunity Delegant disunity Immoral to the beat Frustration in the sound No rhyme or reason Or pattern Betrayed Wasted hard disk space Burned in time Virile expose Just to make you mad No power just mayhem True artistry is not here Just m...

Dorothy - your so beautiful With your yellow spots and white gloves Dorothy - wearing you're summer hat And nothing else and that's a fact But Dorothy I've just gotta know Where did your lower jaw go? Dorothy - with you're sharp teeth You're Australian...

He does not take crap From any, all, or none He's Hardcore Hartman He will not be outdone He wears a belt or two Three, or four, or five In the Friendly City He's the only one that's alive 

There's no place to run and hide Your fate is sealed, you will be killed Heed my advice, don't tempt the dice Fate is calling you Death now beckons you There's no escape now See you in a while Only in the end Will you understand You've heard me once,...

Cross the street one day Cars are in the way Your chewing on some hay You slipped on a fillet Your going down the stairs There are socks everywhere And Jell-O in your hair You slipped on your dairy air Dumbfounded in a hospital room Two broken legs '...

What is in the air Never seen anywhere Particles of despair Squint all you can You'll never see them Or a buried stem What could these be? Those items unseen It baffles humanity The mystery is in your inner mind These particles revealed at this time...

I would like to page Eddie Echo To meet me in the Cafe Commons Edward is the mastermind He's the one who took the time The reason why it is this way He's the one who wrote He's to blame You may ask why it's a simple one To explain to you about this son...

At the Institute for Heavy Ion Research The synthesis of an element was undertaken With a half-life of 280 microseconds This isotope was identified in one atom Ununbium The most dense atom An element of surprise The heaviest metal arise Created by nucl...

We are...the land of opportunity One land...for many peoples Yet those...who oppose us Don't know...what we stand for Freedom of speech Necessary for democracy Freedom of press Rarely heard but always seen Freedom of religion Believe what you want to...

I woke up one morning to the headline of my nightmare It's the kind of thing that gives you a real scare Elvis is alive and well in New Orleans I thought the Elvis epidemic ended in 1977 Then I found out he's not in heaven He's gonna find Parsilla and b...

There's an empty plate That's full of food And of what is left I'll just give to you And if your belly's full And it's sticking out Then you porked to much On the sauerkraut Welcome to my restaurant My empty plate How it got here I can explain You a...

There's a reality that simply can't be seen This Truth at one time appeared as human being When you face the Truth, as you lie awake in bed You hear a voice that's spoken and not said Envision reality beyond this life Focused on beauty bowing to The Ligh...

The gore I see daily festers in my mind It doesn't stop with watermelon rinds Decapitated avocados thrown in a fruit juice waste The smell of molded tomatoes lying strung with seed half dried on the floor beyond the grocer's door A cart wheel grabs the a...

Fooling with business, computer's in overdrive Many buttons you have to press, bill has override Just like a rubber band, your sure to bounce back Business is good once again, now your on the right track All of this money you had stashed, then something go...

Bolted tight sharpened tempered steel Stabs deep churning soil all around From whence it came upon a boulder It would drive it from the ground Chisel plow section grind on Years of friction erode Like Jay's beard to a razor Dirt is stronger than steel Pop...

In the fall of 1982 we took an excursion too Down to the muddy pond we flow Taking with us our makeshift canoe It was actually a kiddy pool A great craft for three young fools Who didn't need some tools Just some luck and Johnny's drool And little did w...

Hey! Walk in, glad not to see you You! Got the keys, So help yourself Hey! Break in, Your loss becomes mine Understand the toll when I get you Hey! Walk in, Glad not to need you You! Got the keys, I'll be takin' those Hey! Break in, Your soul, my fire U...

Blazing carnal passion Is snuffed out by the wind Love rears it's ugly head As a hallowed point enters in St. Valentine was beheaded As ordered by the king The only love that can be real Can not come from a human being Intergalactic ballistic missile...

Crunchy from the store where you got it Nutritionally no matter where you spot it It looks good tastes great Vitamins and minerals it does create But you just have too much to do You gotta go to work and tie your shoe No time for breakfast You woke up t...

Running a price check on a loaf of bread Paper or plastic going crazy in my head Someone told me a tale about Chuck and Diane Steve Hart is the leader in the chain of command Pickup on the front, carts are on the lot Make a bank run, run some back stock...

You ugly beast with the knife in your hand By the end of time you'll eat that pentagram You tried to deceive me, to pull me away But, I have the strongest power. I'm here to stay In the lake of fire where you fry Burning sulfur when you die Flaw in the c...

Flushback-baby please don't go Flushback-lets us out the door Flushback-worldwide travel bureau Flushback-sing like Elvis don't you know I'm gonna sing that pure sweet sound Ever since we came around When you find them in my hands Twice the melody is wh...

A little small fly I think the call it a fruit fly It's here by my side That I cannot deny It buzzes by so slow It annoys me oh so When you smack it goes go It's just one small creature But it's the main feature I would have a ruler If I were a teach...

I remember the first time you crawled into our lives You made your love known from the moment you arrived Now, I was smitten from the gettin, but Doug was mesmerized Your tips and offers were very much greatly prized All the things you posted are sea...

Good bye, this is the end, the last Baboon We are leaving, gone forever, today you'll have the pleasure. It's been a wild and crazy ride with the Baboon's and now this will be our last album together as the Baboon's. 

A walk down the street in the heat A goose in a noose that was loose A toe on its foot dipped in soot A bowl for its soul in control Some straw for its nest you invest Concave or just brave all the rave I never knew where geese made their home Every tim...

I hate it when I survey my lawn, and this weed is encroaching everything The irritating plant destroying my driveway, to its roots my fingers cling And though with every effort, and every spray I can muster This dang weed infests my lawn and life in barbari...

On a frantic search for metallic objects all Of legend and folklore like a no neck cannon ball Then all at once again three of them pull through Koil with a hook and chain that Jay just had to use It’s good to have guarded friends that live on a farm When...

The rubber bullet that could ESP Neck on a sandwich Can I poop on your x-girlfriend's toe cheese? Balloons are very delicious and I can't spell Why doesn't Mr. Whiting care to yell? Bayou of chicken nuggets That baby looks like Gabe 

Grand, Sledge is the man He puts crooks in the can Run, When they see his gun 44 magnum Friend, Gun his only friend Bullets it will send Women, Can't live with 'em No feminism His boss, Trunk wants him lost Miranda rights off Doreau, Goes with the sh...

Grit teeth, back beat everyone knows Sure shot, back slot there goes the phone Helen, my drummer's illin' Somewhere, I think I'm failin' Can't seem, to get it chillin' Mark's axe, is now a wailin' See me, back here in town for the show Watch me, stay cl...

Hematoma-gonna drill holes in your head Hematoma-bang your head till your dead Catskans-they chase the away dog Blood clots-Purkinje shift is smog Saline-solution in your brain Swelled up- your going insane Amnesia-who am I? How scary Freon-Involuntary...

There's this real cool kid who goes to my skool And A lot of people say he's really cool He's sponsored by Burton, that's not a fact He can pull airs on the snowy flat His name is Dee Jaaay Hey D.J. This guy's no Shakey, nor Tone-Loc More like Caballero...

Hillbilly Man, I'm a Hillbilly Man I've got a big truck Never thought of love I'm a Hillbilly Man I'm a big, big man (baboon noises) 

Run to the store Pick up some paint Slap it on my house That's full of holes I try to keep my place really clean The mess in my room is seldom seen But that's because I keep the door closed My chair still rocks like a rubber hose We mow the lawn I dig...

Stacks of boxes lie in wait To be moved before it's too late Some are heavy and some are light Some are fragile and some have might Boxes don't move on their own Get in a groove or get on the phone They do not dance or sing songs Have a romance or hop a...

Bring the articles to the floor The rule of law must not go out the door Obstruction of justice and perjury Should overpass partisan bickering In a gauge of self ambition A fearless misleader falls to submission Pleaing for a censure resolution Forget t...

Look out, you know here it comes Money is gone, it rips you, strips you No more fun, the deal is done I wanted to buy a new guitar I guess not now Can I borrow a silver bar To buy a dairy cow? Whoa, thought I had it all But no, Government and it's laws...

Catastrophe in the gene pool It happened in the plains of Nebraska The Asian Crisis cuts profit margins Overproduction leaves little harvest The maize grows old in the fields In age they begin to yield Kernels are rotting off the cob Decadence in harmon...

I was waiting at the checkout And I glanced to the left When I saw a headline titled: "Joan Collins Mysterious Death" I picked up a magazine and turned the page "Cher mistaken for an animal, Thrown in a cage" "A girl Aged 5 Gives Birth to a 14 Year Old B...

Carnivorous creature of the sea feeding On any fleshly thing land or sea breathing The labyrinth predator can crawl on land And like the piranha it will bite a man The channiformes can stay out of water for 3 days They've invaded America and have becom...

Kayasemamba is living in the jungle Color of a coconut Kayasemamba Kayasemamba smells like a dirty sock She is ugly, I don't like her face You think your the greatest seducer in the world But, you will bow in the end. To me you are scum and petty as long...

I will watch you lose you power I'm gonna watch him die Kill Damian, Kill Damian I wanna watch him get shot down Kill Damian, Death to Damian Death to Damian Death to satan Death to satan Death to satan I wanna watch satan die I wonder what could hav...

It's a big round steel ball Koil didn't find it at the mall It's very round and heavy Like a cannonball Chevy How will I polish it? It has a thin coat of rust Koil says sandpaper it It will scratch it I trust It's worth it's weight in steel It's as so...

This is the last song I shall sing When I am dong I know your ears will ring If you don't believe me, shut your mouth up When I get done, I'm sure you'll up chuck Classic songs, I have sure sang When I was through, I'm sure your ears rang Some of my song...

The strap that holds their legs on It breaks and their waist is gone All they are is a pair of legs And a small hook for a head Unlike Lazy Joe They bend in the knees With all the kicks they know In a candy coffin they sleep What was once thought to be...

A fall season of population Of companions fill the land You can hear them in the corn Since there is none, not in the sand Hopping around we found one Robust, stout and fun We aptly name him Legstrong Others of his kind don't compare We built him a nic...

An array of hogs was gathered for the amusement of the king Lined up by tonal resonation they were about to feel a sting It would be just a butt prick just enough for a squeal The complex apparatus makeshift keyboard made ideal Instrument of melodic disson...

Baby your as faithful as my '82 Datsun 310 You told me that our love would never end You always said you'd never stop varying for me Your sickening words of love made me want to flee You change your mind all of the time I'd rather change my tires than han...

Years ago you became my nemesis Now in matrimony we have an alliance From a midsummer's nightmare to a sweet dream In an ironic twist you are the best thing to me You covered my meal, which was more than enough It turned out to be more than five bucks I...

Booming economy Coming to the valley What draws the people here? A hint is in the 'ears' New stores and shopping More clean and less mopping Golf course and politicking Colleges and other schooling Is it something in the air? Is it your dairy air? Is...

In international waters Between Australia and New Zealand There were two Greenpeace protesters One of them a legislature Australian They were there to try and halt Two armed cargo vessels Packed with 650 pounds Of plutonium and reactor fuel The protes...

What? What was that? huh? What Jay, what? I didn't say nothin' Yeah #58 with a hot quarter from hell I got the mastitis blues. What did you say Jay. So I just gave her shot and said "there ya go girl" What did you say Oh, Nothin' Mom. I'm just thinking o...

I know of this man with a strange middle name Appointed, he took a stand He served as secretary of defense Under Kennedy’s and Johnson’s cabinets In 61 he established the Strike Command He took a strong anti-communist stand How many people have you seen...

Born in a factory, shipped to store, enclosed in a small box They were the craze of the day, action figures all the way, brand new and untouched Packaged for all to see, hanging there in glory, communicating with the others In their own little world, whole...

Heat put to death it's old shape A ladle couldn't hold it down It's poured into a strong steel frame The crackle of the torches gas Snaps like fire in the wind Metal turned to lava Red slow flowing syrup As the heat increases A mercury rising Silver in...

Natural bacon flavor sprinkles Use of this product gives you wrinkles With real bacon and butter It'll make you stutter Molly's fat free, just like you and me Only 4 calories, bring on the salaries Molly McButter-enjoy the hearty taste Molly McButter-en...

This melted piece of silver Glows in the day of light It's crevices deliver In molten delight I cannot remember When it was done But looking at it And touching it is fun There's nothing like it In all the world It's luster stands out Alone as one 

This may sound silly, about my dog Billy He's the coolest dog, even in the fog I know what your thinkin', this guy's been drinkin' But take it from me, just wait and see I can't seem to find him, he went for a swim Now he's gone , all the day long Where...

I am the creation I am the last born I shall coexist Even when war torn I have what this is about But you don't see Kiyard Pout I have created my own clayman Dedicated to the kingpin I am the creation I am your leader That's why you must Pay the par...

My name is Raul. I am the king of Norway My name is Stuart. I am the king of Ireland 

There's not to many things you can purr at or, meow or rub other than a cat My coin is very round and it's softique And when you see it, you'll say "hey that's unique" I got my self a crazy little coin Not near as greasy as my friend the Hog Loin It's so...

I formed my own nation Once in my backyard I surveyed its boundaries In the ages since kiyard I established my structure Freestanding and pristine I founded a capital city And harvested mint tea Hey - I've got myself a country Hey - with a constitutio...

I've tried GE, I've tried Tonka But Samsung is the best Just close your eyes and take a breath Snorty is a cannibal who likes to eat pork We like to feed him well with a spork My nose is all stuffed up I can barely breath But if I blow with TP, I just ma...

In low orbit we strike defective satellite Must die in flight this night NROL 21/USA-193 Launched into the atmosphere To remotely sense what we want to see Crippled upon orbit, poor thing was a no go And gravity is far reaching It was descending ever s...

A new year would begin at a place of education There is no other one like you in the nation As the Renaissance would come to a close Blind contours short to the nose Understand life standing still Field trips made in the chill Believe in it once believe...

Kiyard (over and over again) 

Life on the farm is very laid back Koil milks the cows, Jay feeds the cats Life is so happy, Skies all around Bills are in the mail, I really like the browns My hair looks good today My room is cleaned up okay My watch is still on time Koil and Jay jus...

The power of the metal shaft Is evident in the fields The tractor transfers its power And revolutions yield The working man's necessity It makes the implements go The energy in the metal shaft As the tractor pulls in tow Power - bring us more for sure...

I've had an interesting experience There was an odd taste in my mouth My palate was some how stimulated And only at a certain location The taste of a pencil eraser Location seems to be the answer My theory is based on proximity Of where the tower is rel...

They fight a useless battle They insist to slander Christ Compulsion of deception Their eyes squint in the Light To hare krishna or buddah these words of insult are not said It's to the Word of God and Jesus Who raised up from the dead Hatred without r...

There was a time on Earth When the vilest of all creatures Were the dinosaurs Now, there is another vile creature That stalks Earth This creature is called....... The Poseur They're coming to the street Get them now They're coming to the street Get t...

Spontaneity, wake up with a cold One day healthy, another day old Snort anthahistome with a rubber hose To break up this congestion in my nose As silly as this may seem The smell of mucous is quite keen The aroma doesn't last too long When it dries up t...

Imagine if this tower had existed years ago If it were around during our early wars as a nation Think of the strategic possibilities in tow The turning point of battles would be an inspiration It would be a virtual fortress Of concrete and rebar British...

Impecible revisits to history doomed to repeat it's self Atempts made to steal liberty and redistribute wealth The domino effect of fallen nations is evident in tyranny In a socialized system of invasion the state decides your need We must protect our...

Take me away to the cleansing place Where the doors of the bathroom are open wide The shower head greets me there My body odor I try to hide Take me away close the shower curtain Where you can pee in the drain and no one knows The place that holds the sh...

Does anyone have some corn on the Ty Cobb? What inspired a neat freak to be a slob Can I take a ride in Dave’s Mustang? Does Wolfgang or Jack have black fangs? Don’t mind me, I need berating I am just puntificating As cheesy as all this sounds The Swi...

What causes fights and quarrels? How have they become? Could it be my covetous desires? Or the lust that I succumb? I give my prayers unto the Most High Because of wrong motives, I'm denied Carnality causes me to stumble God opposes the proud, gives gra...

My name is Joshua Tree My name is Daniel P. Smeinmeister Quayle what did he do wrong? Just a homeboy from Indiana Legally into the National Guard He's got national stature He's on his way, that Quayle is 

I like the USA exactly the way it is today Don't let our country fall into a toxic waste We all want to see tomorrow, do something Don't hesitate, write to your local congressman 

The reign of the messenJah Has ended before it's begun Selassie the Ethiopian Emperor Was just a devout Christian If he was the Lion of Judah Or Jah as some have said He never kissed Mary Jane And Jah as he was called is dead Rastas say they fight inj...

Once the king of the Motherland An empire has grown He drained the Fertile Crescent And called Kuwait his own He rose to power in a Coup Established the Ba’ath Regime His dominion of self exultation Instilled fear by the cruelest means (WMD) The effigy...

The second glass of milk In the second letter round It turns out to be the one That makes this very sound The prefixed situation A deuce sandwiched between A pair of rotated infinite signs That's the digital scheme 

Underneath the chalk eraser We can find the mutilator Underneath the carpet sweeper We can find the Oscillator Channeling the residue No one knows what to do Channeling a guy named Lou No one has any shampoo Sitting up on number 9 cloud Belittled blue...

A paradox certainty It is a shame it has to be An act of kindness and shivalry Has left us bound for misery Send 'em flowers and treat 'em like a queen They won't stay long if you know what I mean Show them respect and be real nice They'll run ya to the...

What I am soon to proclaim Will make little sense by any name Show your buckers in Buckanistan Lets assess this red brand My boots are knee high in sludge Sometimes I need a little nudge Will you flick my nose with a rubber hose? Will you aim your dart...

Comeback from a wretched pit Where style and grace don't seem to fit Changes in Gutwater Onward to the slaughter Changes in Gutwater Onward to the slaughter Sewer County, USA The smell alone keeps me away The smell alone keeps me down Keeps my head to...

It's long and it holds your feet. It's made of fabric Sometimes wool sometimes cotton. Never seen one made of steel before Can you imagine one made of steel wool? They keep your feet warm and protect them from callused injury I could not be caught for per...

Soft tissue wasn't released Zachary Taylor is now deceased I wonder if he ever will rest in peace Maybe Zach ate to much garlic salt Or maybe he O.D.ed on a chocolate malt But either way it wasn't his fault The test results are in, Zachary wasn't poison...

I knew this kid in third grade Who was a bit odd Even more strange than me With artistic skills to nod He always wore a coat inside A bit of a social outcast His upbringing peculiar He stood out with contrast That's not his heart on his sleeve No, it'...

I'm a crazy man, airplanes I do know I'll go to any land, I'm only part of the show I have a brain, yet I'm insane I'm the faceman, women I do know To leave another land, I'm only part of the show I've got the look, too bad I can't cook To the undergroun...

Don't remember eating bugs I realized they taste the same The more seriously I ate things The hungrier my belly became I had no idea how much it cost More bugs passed before my ears I found out eating bugs was free Sure beats drinking a beer So as you...

I really hate when i do see Those staple removers break on me I should just use the claws of my kitty When you look at them they seem nice In all actuality they really are trife In development they weren't put under the knife It happens the same way ever...

Looking at my keyboard Looking at my screen I never really noticed The sounds of my typing I see what I know to be I type using the home row keys I never thought to listen to What is heard when I strike a key I hear the sound of my fingers As they pre...

At Navy ports around the globe Submerged in silence some glow A beacon is sent they come alive Breaking ranks deeper they dive No Submarine to be found Gone to the deep way down Military personnel flabbergasted Did sabotage cause them to be blasted? Hu...

In a town where mostly animals roam There’s a sheriff who has found himself a home And some gold was delivered from the stage His deputy dog and him was to keep it safe If there’s any kind of signal or noise The sheriff will come pumping lead in those boys...

I don't have all day to talk to a machine The waiting on hold can make one mean All I want to do is ask a question But, I'm weaved through a tree of deception I entered my numbers on the telephone dial But, I'll be asked for them again in just a while No...

Sweat dripping off the brow It feels so cold, I could crawl in a cow People in extremes survive, I don't see how The only ones happy I see are owls The heat collects in my car I'm sure glad I don't drive too far It's so cold I can't open the jar So fros...

At the home of James Monroe, setting on the mantle, across from their bed in their homestead Lies a clock dating to a time, a time long since past, but once inspired a rhyme, ticking in my head Hickory Tickory Dock Something’s in the clock Wreaking havoc in...

Just south of Exit 240 The pungency is not to pretty But, it's not as bad as you may think Even amongst those who raise a stink Yeah, it's an odor I don't mind to face But, I wouldn't want to live downwind of the place I realize they have the authority...

It's purely sentimental He's been around along time He's always had grey hair He's a logger... ...and he's lazy They don't make 'em any more There's no one else like him He's an amusing anecdote I got him from Mike He had him a long time His leg was...

I was drivin' just a cruisin' down the road When all of a sudden I saw a big boat It had a fender span 22 feet wide And it had four radicals on its sides It was headin' strait for me It was on it's side of the street It's left fender I was about to meet...

In the capital of South Africa The craving for chewing gum was strong Of anything that could be taken It was the Chappies they longed They formulated their plan Salivating from their glands No regard for demise As they pondered the prize They gathered...

Remember the silos from before I can see them outside my door They store the grain and maybe seed But elevation is what we need I see them rise, everywhere But they just don't surge Like the one in the 'Burg All of the farmers in the land (egos abound)...

Driving on a busy street, no one knows nor will see What's become a tragedy, the aftermath revealed to me It's a substance split from a jug, on route 42's busy hub It's red in color with no suds, almost like a jello brand rug It's left to lie on the road,...

I saw a light pole Just south of the burg Close to the incident With the stuff in the jug This pole like the others Was built recently Since then, unlike the others It has begun to lean Over and not straight up The light pole one cannot ignore By th...

I was driving in my car one day And this big 'ole oinker came my way He plopped down on the commode Which was in the middle of the road I waited for the swine to move When all of a sudden he began to groove I yelled and stared but the squealer didn't ca...

One day while in DC, I saw the epitome The bully pulpit in detail, driving down a paved trail A nations leader who waved & grinned who knows where that hand has been A security buffer all around inspecting every inch of ground Stealing from us our har...

Over all the years some things stay true Fads they come and go, others they stay new Time and time again hobbies never die Though mediocre perseverance lies All joking aside more are to come Sloppiness is to blame that's what makes it fun The epitome of...

Running from my shadow More deep than shallow I cannot get away From it I cannot stray I try so hard to run And it's not just for fun It stays right on my tail As though it's prevailed My shadow, I cannot hide The sun shines down Exposition of the da...

Since we don't live in the city Where the buildings scrape the sky We are limited to surroundings That don't quite reach as high Restricted simply by ordinance In our small and quaint town Structures seem to lack vision And are barely off the ground E...

This is a song for Jason I hope he likes it when it's done He asked Mr. Mark to write it for him To deny hid request would be a sin Nuh uh! Really? I'm no hillbilly! How do you like me now? There's no reason to have a cow! Let's fire up on Ms. Scarecro...

In late spring or early summer The annual invasion begins As the maggots grow restless The wings hatch from their skin An imminent security breach The airborne creature from within The growing numbers accumulate For a battle they seem to win They penet...

Who let Prince Albert out of the can? The guilty ones pride shall keep him humble Scoop up all the money from the wrecked armored van 'Cause of the 6 year old boy who caused such a stumble Let me wind up my radio, bask in technology They say don't overdos...

If you look north of downtown You will see the Friendly City's crown It rises high into the sky Its majesty cannot be denied And it's got Old Glory flying on top It's a site to see forget it you will not And its sole purpose is that of feed But oh how i...

I woke up one morning , I couldn't get out of bed I boxed outside and my hampster was dead I had made up a song, but I had writers block I looked outside There was nowhere to hide Unfortunately, it was true I got the trash can blues My room was a mess,...

Sold out under anarchy, dictatorship, oligarchy Equal rights, not the Klan. Under one document stand Truth-tell no lies Justice-criminals fry And the American Way Things all go wrong But were still strong, Still we sing this song Bill of rights in this...

Under the gun, government control Criminal minds, out on parole Under the gun, life on the streets The right to bear arms only for the cheats The velvet glove with an iron fist Pacifist illusion, a bullet just missed Psychotic killer, coke, dope dealer...

Underneath the streets that you drive Rest the Water and Sewer lines Placed there by the locality To provide service for you and me Our tax dollars put to good use Water on tap, jettison refuse From wood and terra cotta To ductile iron and PVC Rigid st...

Give, a little bit of steel, a little bit of wine, a little more time Nudge, a testimony sworn, a prefabricated horn, a tape measure forlorn Crawl, deep into the hole, there is a little mole, crawling up the pole Rip, through your wrinkled hand, I'm making...

Breeding bees for sinister deeds Is there more to this than we see? Armies are in their production Of a substance used in corruption Yeah we know it's just plain honey But what you'll use it for ain't funny I know how you operate You have a 'legitimate'...

Now we entertain the scenario that we have a huge building But we really don't know what lies inside this big thing I'm sure it's got something to do with processing chicken feed I'm sure the interior if hallowed out would be a sight to see What would you...

Went to Bejing, there was no king Went to Seattle, there was no cattle Went to Texas, found all my "x"es I wanted to go to Maine, instead I found Spain Went to the Alps, they lost their scalps Went to see the Brits, they didn't shave their pits Went to t...

A one, A one, A one, two three four, There goes your father Says why do ya bother There's nuthin right today So why didn't you want to pay Whatchu wanna do today Make something up real fast Learn how to do it with a valid Valid Credit...... Your feeli...

Reserve notes injected into the system The dollar begins its spiral down Politicians begin their inquisition Executor begins to prop its crown Artificial stabilization Money held back from dissemination So Fed pumps more into circulation The end result...

Satan is a deceiver All he wants to do is lead you into the pit of hell Where you will scream and yell He fools all of you With his lies and alibis And he wants you to deny The Living Son of God Who is my Staff and Rod Thank you Lord for blessing me...

There was a time when I thought that you cared Now the pain from losing you is all that I can bear I sent you flowers and treated you nice All I got from you was confusion and strife Don't worry, your not the only one Others have disembowed my feelings fo...

There was a time when I thought you cared Now the pain from losing you is all I teddy bear I sent you flowers and treated you nice All I got from you was confusion and strife But, don't worry, your not the only one Others have disemboweled my feelings for...